DORKY & Drunk again? Pics from G8

[grasswire]

He probably thinks the G in G-8 is for George. Here he is, drunk again!!

[grasswire]

1. what's this? the hokey pokey?

[grasswire]

6. it's cocktail time SOMEWHERE in the world!

[lanparty]

62. Wow ...

He's PLASTERED in this one!!!!!!

[thecrow]

90. Laura looks like she's asking Mrs. Blair...

"Is it possible that one of my arms is longer than the other?"

[drdtroit]

92. He's totally blotto!

Good thing he never drinks :toast:

[Beloved Citizen]

119. Nice Innertube!

Betcha he puts a lot of butter on those rolls!

[Ilsa]

9. Laura Stepford Bush is looking a little

stiff, even for a stepford doll.

Have they ever taken a picture of her where her clothes hang on her properly, like they fit? She always looks like her clothing needs to be straightened up or refitted.

[FemaleDemfromMass]

58. Did you see where

they are redoing the movie? It should be out this summer, then Pickles can watch herself and her friends in a movie!

[MisterP]

123. or for that matter, anything else than that bizarre suit?

she has multitudes of identical clothes, except they're different colors. And she never mixes colors. So she's monochrome.

[drkedjr]

17. What if ...

the hokey pokey is ... what's it all about???

[Jose Diablo]

52. Do you realize how profound that really is?

You put your left foot in
You put your left foot out
Then you turn yourself about
...
...
That's what it's all about

[Rick Myers]

25. Pickles: 'ohh...'

Mrs. Blair: 'Tony, did you piss yourself again?'

[sundancekid]

28. just re-booting the STEPFORD-PICKLES robotic arms (LOL)

looking at the bushie clothes outfits, you go: ice cream lady with classless bubba (and these people got plenty of $$$$), but there's no taste anywhere;
looking at the Blairs, you go: classy couture, appropriate, and NO color combo malfunctions

[WLKjr]

30. Just rebooting laura

Giving her a hard reboot. She looks frozen for a second or two, lol. Ah well she might have blue screened or something. DAMN YOU BILL GATES! DAMN YOU TO HELL, lol.
J/K

[Malva Zebrina]

56. right--Cherie Blair's suit jacket is long enough to cover her ass

and shows her taste for line and design that serves to compliment her and that downplays her less than perfect features.

Laura's too short jacket, I am certain, shows off her middleaged porky hips and ass and also makes sure the waistline of the jacket meets the bosom at the waist drawing attention to the middleaged sagging bosom, that is, btw, correctable by wearing the proper underclothing. She simply does not care, thinks she is twenty and at this point I think she gets her fashion ideas from barbie dolls of the fifties.

Bush is not doing the hokey pokey--he is shoving Laura around for the photo op.

[Dulcinea]

107. Y'know, she can afford a desperately needed stylist.

Why hasn't she hired one?

Or is this her passive-aggressive way of telling Boy George that she hates public life?

[prolesunited]

64. No, that's clearly the start

of the Bunny Hop! They're trying to get more people to join.

[notadmblnd]

83. this one loiks like boosh is replacing the batteries in

his little stepford wife.

[PaDUer]

96. They ALL look

DRUNK on their asses or had some real good shit to snort or smoke!

[benburch]

2. Driving an electric car

Of all fucking cynical things for him to do.

[mike1963]

102. It's a GEM car, my nextdoor neighbor has one. They're basically glorified

golf carts (but street legal.)
http://www.gemcar.com/htmls/gemveh.html

[crossroads]

113. A glorified goof cart...

and George fell off his bike! Who let him drive?
:eyes:

[GreenPartyVoter]

3. Am amazed he didn't fall out of that thing.

---------------------
An open letter to John Kerry and the DNC:
http://www.geocities.com/greenpartyvoter/OpenLetter.htm

[Vickers]

16. He's too cool to use seatbelts

"My best friend woulda DIED if he woulda been wearing seatbelts in his electric cart *sniff* he got thrown from the wreckage."

[Goldom]

4. they cut up a flag to attach it in peices to a golf cart?!

"Look at me, I'm an all-American drunk driver!"

[Canuckistanian]

60. Is that the Texas flag? n/t

[Kellanved]

110. the carts are painted in the national colors

Each nation got two. So Red White Blue would have been a problem...

[Amaya]

5. Gawd!

He looks like shit!

[PaDUer]

97. Looks like shit?...

he IS shit!

[DenverDem]

7. He's getting pretty fat for an arrogant jock wannabe.

Better switch over to that low carb beer.

[Lisa]

11. I guess the cycling and the underwater jogging just aren't doing it ...

I suspect they trim a few pounds (and several body fat %s) from his much-lauded health reports!

[Eric J in MN]

22. I've never seen a photo of George W. bicycling (nt)

nt

[NMDemDist2]

24. so the fall that scraped up his face was just a FIB????

Oh NO he wouldn't LIE to us would he??? /sarcasm off

[VOX]

73. He looks like Cliff Robertson playing "Charly"...

Robertson screwed up his mouth exactly like that to play a mentally retarded man.

The fact that our pResident does this naturally is rather disconcerting.

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

89. That is so funny, he does!

I had totally forgotten about that movie.

[lancdem]

121. And everyone made a big deal about Clinton's spare tire

[PartyPooper]

8. Look at that waistline, too!

Maybe Junior needs to stop eating so much at those fundrai$ers?

:evilgrin:

[Ilsa]

12. I heard that his doctor took him off the treadmill.

No running because his knees were acting up.

Being a dry drunk, you know he must have a terrible sweet tooth. It shows.

[Lisa]

20. yup ...

"Bush can't get beyond his genuine fascination with the White House mess hall: "The dessert menu is unbelievable ... esterday at the Blair House we had this, I'm not even sure, coffee ice cream surrounded by this unbelievable meringue, beautiful meringue.""

http://www.salon.com/books/review/2002/03/04/bruni/



"Weiss has confided that the president has a "real sweet tooth." He typically orders Jeffrey's Chocolate Intemperance, a rich brownie wrapped around chocolate mousse and swathed in chocolate ganache. He also loves Shoreline's crème brûlée, made with whole vanilla bean, she said.

Reporters covering the Bush campaign observed George W.'s diet as "largely that of a 13-year-old boy," citing his preference for cheese and bologna with mayo on white bread, PBJs, tacos and enchiladas. "He eats popcorn by trying to stuff more into his mouth than will fit so that crumbs cascade down his front. He pops peanuts one at a time, while clutching a handful," one reporter noted."

http://www.mexico-info.com/leadstories/chron/texwhitehouse.htm

[qanda]

23. "crumbs cascade down his front"

*that* is funny!

[Lisa]

26. all those folks who think how nice it would be to have a beer ...

... or some BBQ with Dubya ... they had better be wearing head-to-toe raingear (or alternatively, plastic sheeting secured with duct tape), to keep off the worse of the food splatter!

[qanda]

37. Stop it! You're killin' me

LOL

[Ilsa]

33. I have the Jeffrey's Chocolate Intemperance.

It is rich and delicious, but certainly not something you can have more than once a month!

[lanparty]

71. Caffi-HOLIC!!!!!

Ahh, he's transferred his addiction to caffiene. That's a VERY bad thing for someone who OBVIOUSLY has attention deficit (I have it too).

[SammyWinstonJack]

85. Clueless, Classless, and Ill mannered

A real * Trifecta!

[Dulcinea]

108. My 2-year-old eats better than that.

She's smarter, too.

Didn't Babs teach him table manners, for Chrissake?

[lanparty]

68. Hence the bicycle ???

But he can't do THAT right either. If you go OVER the handlebars ... TUCK!!!!!

[goclark]

126. Not just the knees

He would be a mess on a treadmill. They are very easy to fall on.
Especially if you are drunk.

[NMDemDist2]

10. what's with those awful brown shoes with grey pants/??

doesn't the WH come with a fashion advisor? He is such a dork!

[Wickerman]

15. And, higher is better in trousers this year

I know, because pResident Bush was wearing em that way in in his golf cartie thing the other day.

on edit - that boy best ditch the cart and start walking or he will wind up like unca Dick.

[diamond14]

32. those shoes add some height to 'little' shrub, and keep him from

falling down...with those heavy duty soles...the kind they use on the really old zaps...

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

99. Desperately needing Queer Eye help

MKJ

[grasswire]

13. here's the cart...

...it says "President of the United States" on the front. Just in case he forgets.

[DenverDem]

27. What a hubristic sociopath

to have to have a pimped pres-mobile like this.

More tax money wasted on his imperial pretense.

[jackstraw45]

34. I want to know how much money was WASTED on that car?

I cannot WAIT until next January....

[chookie]

49. I think it was wasted private money

I bet the pimp mobile was a gift from some grateful corporate pirate. I don't think government bureaucrats could summon up this amount of vulgarity -- this has GOT to be a "thanks for the ill-gotten gains" gift (on top of the campaign donations).

Un-fucking-believeable. Even stupid rich pop stars don't act this outlandishly. Ah, for the quiet dignity of Keith Moon!

[Jane Austin]

35. Isn't this a Dukakis-in-the-tank-Moment?

n/t

[jdsmith]

69. Absolutely

This needs to be in every commercial between now and November.

[July]

70. janeaustin, I just had that very thought!

That is a ridiculous-looking vehicle, and the clothes, facial expression, and gut on the driver just add to the Ultimate Dweeb look.

George is probably planning his own state funeral featuring a riderless Gator with those brown height-enhancers facing backward on the running boards (he's afraid of horses, isn't he?). Wait, I take it back -- I'm sure he thinks that he's immortal.

[AwakeAtLast]

41. Or in case he parks next to another one just like it.

:shrug:

[cmf]

54. It's the chimpmobile! n/t

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

55. EVERYTHING he has says that -

or else has the presidential seal - belt buckles, jackets, key chains, shirts, boots, probably huggies for his beer cans, that plane he pretended to fly, who knows what else. It is so embarrassing. He doesn't know the position is one to serve the people, not something to boast and brag about.

[elf]

72. Every leader had his "own" car with their flag

http://a.relaunch.focus.de/img/gen/J/L/HBJLAt0aWYX_Pxgen_rc_400xA,400xA+0+0.jpg


Putin in his golf car

[lanparty]

76. See, the French ...

... teach us how to act with dignity!!!!!

[pinto]

120. Putin's Russian, just a brief FYI.

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

82. That looks really good to the rest of the world, I bet

The leaders of the G8 ride around their fancy resort in special little cars, but they do take time to have one little luncheon and talk about AIDs and starvation and other unimportant subjects just to show they care.

[lanparty]

74. George, George (lyrics)

George, George, George of the White House,
Crazy like a fox ....

ahahahahahahahahahahahah

'Watch-out' for that Mailbox,
dum,dum,dum

[PaDUer]

98. Take them all

to the funny farm because they belong there!

[crossroads]

114. How can we be sure it is *not* Alzheimer's already? n/t

[MisterP]

122. this must be the wagon he keeps falling off of

[Vickers]

14. He's got quite a belly when he ain't thinking about it, huh?

:donut:

[rucky]

18. two questions

1) why is that man behind the wheel of a car?

2) what's with the flag desacration?

[WLKjr]

31. From the Picture

It looks like the fiberglass or plastic was painted with flag colors, you can see gleams off of the car body.

[lanparty]

77. He's not Andy Hoffman

It's been accepted that painting on just about anything is now acceptable and considered patriotic. I thought the paint job was pretty cool myself.

You'd probably have to make American Flag DILDOS with a big star on top to be considered desecration now.

[grasswire]

19. Laura's drunk, too!

How embarrassing for us.

[psychopomp]

57. Nobody's Drunk

It's not a pretty scene but nobody has been drinking before this photo-oops. I would gather that all four will want a quick drinkie once they are clear of the cameras, though.



You can't say the prez has been lacking in dignitude, lately.

[lanparty]

78. Dignitude ????

Is that in the GW Bush "Newspeak" dictionary????

[crossroads]

116. Looks like the lot of them are drunk! n/t

n/t

[crossroads]

117. Looks like the lot of them are drunk! n/t

n/t

[Neshanic]

21. Drunk again! You ain't just whistlin' showtunes.

What's with the cop-a-feel on the standard issue pleasure model in public?

[jeff30997]

29. What a mess!!!

:silly:

[Jane Austin]

36. Oh, God! Thank you for this thread!

I really needed those belly laffs!

[Andromeda]

111. So funny!!!

I'm laughing so hard my side hurts.:D

[crossroads]

118. Thanks for this thread, I needed the laughs!

:toast:

[Lorien]

38. Nice beer belly!

:puke:

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

109. Something tells me he's crossed over from pretzels into...

...the dreaded PORK RIND zone.



Pork rinds 'n' beer....mmmmmm, damned good eatin' for a Connecticut Cowboy.

:evilgrin:

[Ms. Clio]

39. Seems to have a severe case of Dunlap, too

"Ma belly dunlap over ma belt."

[grasswire]

44. I thought he...

.........had a case of the furniture disease.

You know, when your chest drops into your drawers.

[Ms. Clio]

46. I think that 's a female condition

Unless a guy has some serious man boobs.

[Eurobabe]

51. dick-do

belly stick out farther than my dick do

[grasswire]

40. notice...

...the look on Laura's face as she rides with Mr. Toad?

Of course, she knows SOMEthing about wild rides. Heh.

[imax2268]

42. Ok...

How about some more of that Sakiiiiii...?


The people at Segway can rest easy...


A little wife swapping...?

[AwakeAtLast]

43. If he sticks his tongue back in his mouth...

he loses his ability to drive. Hope he doesn't brake too hard. OOUUCH!

[nomaco-10]

45. Laura looks like she dipped into

her Xanax stash and washed 'em down with a couple of gin and tonics at lunch. I can't be leave these people are our "first family". It makes me want to affect some phoney accent and tell everyone I meet, I'm just here on a visa and will be returning to my home country as soon as I can get the hell out of here.

[jackstraw45]

48. She's got the Joker grin...

kind of creepy actually.

[Az]

47. Please tell me this is not what democracy looks like

For crying out loud George. Just go away.

[Eurobabe]

50. gettin a GUT there georgie porgie!!

[spinbaby]

53. He's a happy drunk

[diamond14]

59. bush* way too casual....others in suits or suits/ties PHOTO

thought bush* was running the government crisply and executive-style...and here, at a MAJOR world conference....bush* dresses in some old, faded and wrinkled pig-farm shirt....how embarrassing !! the ONLY world leader in a short-sleeved shirt...obviously really drunk/drugged for all the world to see....

[lanparty]

81. We're Knights of the Round Table!!!!

http://arago4.tn.utwente.nl/stonedead/movies/holy-grail/ra/06-03.ra

We're Knights of the Round Table.
We dance whene'er we're able.
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot.
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.
We're Knights of the Round Table.
Our shows are formidable,
But many times we're given rhymes
That are quite unsingable.
We're opera mad in Camelot.
We sing from the diaphragm a lot.

In war we're tough and able,
Quite indefatigable.
Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable.
It's a busy life in Camelot.


I have to push the pram a lot.

[ronnykmarshall]

61. Gettin' a beer gut looks like.

[lanparty]

63. Watch out for that ....

DOH ....

Mailbox.

[diamond14]

65. OMG !....another drunken bush* PHOTO....how horribly embarrassing

in front of all the major world leaders...and they are smiling and embarrassed at bush* public drunkeness....this is very BAD for OUR side, making us look very weak....somebody PLEASE save America and take bush* away...PLEASE....

[VOX]

66. If he's falling on his face doing 17-mile bike rides, why the gorilla gut?

Bike rides, my butt. That only thing that ass**** is riding is Jack Daniels and a wave of unpopular support.

Thash our p-p-pReshydent! (Hic!)

[rocktivity]

106. Is he carrying the golf cart's spare tire?

Don't try to tell me that's the result of wearing a bulleproof vest!!!!

:headbang:
rocknation

[WI_DEM]

67. the man simply can't take a good picture

[diamond14]

80. earlier, WH staff could keep bush* drinking/drugging out of public view

but that's no longer the case, as bush* is very apparently DRUNK/DRUGGED along with his wife, in almost every photo....

there's just NO hiding it anymore...AND old drunks never look good in photos...they just like OLD DRUNKS...and it's NOT a pretty site...


in fact, it should frighten every single AMERICAN in demanding that action be taken to remove bush* from the White House and put someone SOBER in control....

[Zolok]

75. Putting on a little weight there I see...

looking a bit lardy for a fellow in a re-election fight.

www.chimesatmidnight.blogspot.com

[Bluebear]

79. WTF is he driving anyhow, some Texas helicopter kiddie ride?

Can they plaster any more stars and stripes on whatever it is?

[Null Pointer]

84. Look at Pickles...

She looks so... vacant.

[VolcanoJen]

86. Photo: Chimpy and Karzai

What in the hell???

[VolcanoJen]

More Fun-with-Photos!! What's up with Chimpy's feet?

Here, he shows off some dance moves he learned from the new Usher video to Algerian President Abdelaziz Bouteflika:

[PA Democrat]

103. What's with the flag pin?

Do you think that he has Laura pin it on his "jammies" every night before he goes to bed? Is he afraid he'll forget which country he's from?

[rumguy]

87. Bush is about to start flapping his arms like a bird

He looks like a puffed up rooster there...

And Karzai is about to fall on him...

[Bluebear]

88. Here he is checking out Chirac's crotch too

[VolcanoJen]

91. What in the HELL is his obsession with Premier Crotches???

He's such a fucking embarrassment.

[Generator]

94. Hey I saw a couple re-plays of this on my cable access

and what it was was Bushie looking at Chirac's handshake and obviously thinking "let go of my hand, buddy I want to slug you" and THEN he forces Chirac to back up-literally bullying him with his body.

WHAT A CREEP!

[Generator]

93. Come on! You are giving boozers a bad name

[wndycty]

95. Here is another great one from Normandy

[Zynx]

100. He hides quite a gut there.

[TNMOM]

104. I noticed that too!

For someone who allegedly runs and bikes, he looks really fat.

[No2W2004]

101. From this morning

[hippiegranny]

105. the two of 'em!

what a couple of mindless looking idiots.

[crossroads]

112. Have no fear... shrub is at the helm...

Look at looney Laura... smiling away... fearing not!
:wtf:

[spanone]

115. Pickles looks like she just smoked a huge spliff.

While george hit the Wild Turkey.

[Rex]

124. He looks chunky in his Kevlar vest.

Did he have a stroke or is he making the Cheney face on purpose?

[ThomWV]

125. Nice Gut Too

I thought the asshole jogged?

[LuLu550]

127. maybe he's jest a' chawin' 'n spittin'