The Battle Hymn of the Republic(ans)

[LibMod]

THE BATTLE HYMN OF THE REPUBLIC(ANS)

Mine eyes have seen the Glory
Of the Bush and of the Lord;
They are trampling down the Muslims
Where the hate of Christ is stored;
We dig up dirt on Kerry
Lest our voter base gets bored;
While Justice marches ooooooooooon!

Refrain
Glory! Glory! Bomb Fallujah!
Glory! Glory! Bomb Fallujah!
Glory! Glory! Bomb Fallujah!
And Justice marches ooooooooooon!

Inviting all to add verses.

[SlingBlade]

1. Good one

:toast:

[thebigidea]

2. heh...

Dick's eyes have seen the gushing
of a thousand oily wells;
n' cash registers a'ringing
Halliburton's holy bells;
The monkey squints and stutters
and believes the lies he tells
While atrocities go marchin' on...



"I'm George W. Bush, and I approved this parody."

[Gildor Inglorion]

3. My feeble attempt at a contribution..

Bush has sounded forth the trumpet:
“Come, we lie and steal and cheat!”
He is busy giving tax breaks to the wealthy and effete –
Oh, be swift, my lips to sneer at him, and kick him, oh, my feet!
Ol’ Bush needs tramplin’ on.
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Can’t wait till Bush is gone!


:o :o :o :o :o

[fertilizeonarbusto]

4. mimimimi!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We are drooling like the audience
Of a speech by Uncle Dick
We have no respect for science
And we drain blood like a tick
And we'll bomb you to oblivion
While the media sucks our dick
B.S. is piling on!!!!!!!!!!

(Chorus)
We're obsessed with Clinton's zipper
While the nation goes downhill
We would vote for Jack the Ripper
If he lowers our tax bill
So, let's win one for the Gipper:
Make this country a dunghill
B.S. is piling oooooooooooooooooooooooooon!!!!!!!!!
(Chorus)

[LibMod]

5. These are all great....

Keep 'em coming!