Post your ideas for Ronald Reagan memorials here!

[Sandpiper]

Mine is: The Ronald Reagan Memorial National Debt Clock

[gWbush is Mabus]

1. The Reagan AIDS Clinic

[shraby]

2. The Reagan Mobile Homes Project

Whole families were living in their cars because they couldn't pay rent or house payments.

[mopaul]

3. a floating palace & library, with a reflecting pool........?

[DenverDem]

4. ronnie raygun fountain of blood,

containing the quantity of blood possessed by all those murdered by raygun and his cabal. It would have to be a really large fountain, the largest fountain in the world.

all the satanic funda-mentalists and theocons would make a pilgrimage to it each year to honor their overlord's brutality and to pray for the strength to be that brutal to their enemies in the coming year.

[Speck Tater]

5. Reagan on every urinal deoderant cake. (nt)

[wryter2000]

6. Rename Love Canal after him eom

eom

[demnan]

7. Ronald Reagan Memorial Iraqi Torture Chamber

[displacedtexan]

8. Reagan's Birthday "Blast From The Trickle Down Past" Memorial

Each year on Reagan's birthday, interest rates will be 16% for 24 hours for all registered Republicans!

Imagine the fun!

[Generic Other]

9. Didn't we once get to see him have polyps removed from his colon?

How about a Chihuly glass polyp museum?

[VolcanoJen]

19. Oooh! Chihuly!!!!

That would be nice. :D

I adore Chihuly, by the way!!

[Lisa]

34. you mean, like a walk-through exhibit?

That would be psychedelic. And after you finished walking through the giant colon, you'd end up surrounded by crap in the souvenir shop! Perfect metaphor!

[fertilizeonarbusto]

10. How about a life size statue of pushing-cart lady?

n/t

[montanacowboy]

11. The Ronald Reagan "ketchup is a vegetable" Factory

n/t

[sadiesworld]

15. Ya beat me to it, I'm slow as...

Heinz!

[sadiesworld]

12. Calling our future first lady...

Reagan catsup...tastes like a meal!

[Warpy]

13. What passes your system after a bad burrito

Bounced checks

Defaulted loans

Foreclosure notices

Bankruptcy proceedings

Ketchup

[killbotfactory]

14. A new line of jelly beans called "Reagan Babies"

Make them taste like crap, and see how many conservatives will say they are delicious.

[AirAmFan]

16. Rename the White House, "Ronald Reagan House"

Also, rename the Washington Monument the "Ronald Reagan Monument:. And tear down the Lincoln Memorial, replacing it with a "Ronald Reagan Memorial"

[Justice]

17. Not Mine, But Really Great

A new building/project at the National Institutes of Health focused on genetic diseases like Alzheimer's - building/project named after Reagan.

Another DUer posted this - not my idea, but it is worth repeating because it is very good for all Americans.

[bacchant]

18. A golden well that continually says "well" in Ronnie's voice.

[samhonk]

25. don't know why,

but that's screaming-out-loud funny. My coworkers are scowling at me.

[Qutzupalotl]

20. The Ronald Reagan Catalytic Converter for Trees.

We could put his face on our grandchildren's national debt repayment checks. Or on "someone else's dime", just like his policies were.

[FlemingsGhost]

21. Each morning I create a memorial in Reagan's honor...

then, I flush.

[stickdog]

22. An ornate above ground sewer system that "trickles down" on

poorer neighborhoods.

[central scrutinizer]

23. Rename one of the Zodiac signs

Given Raygun's dependence on astrology, we should rename one of the Zodiac signs. Since justice is out of style these days, Libra is passe and should be renamed.

[Liberal Veteran]

24. The Ronald W. Reagan Memorial Iraqi Biological Weapons Lab

Seems fitting.

[genius]

26. The Nuclear War Nighmare Counter

[DNA]

27. Here's an oldie

but a goodie.

At the end it mentions suitable, honest memorials for Reagan.

http://www.sojo.net/index.cfm?action=magazine.article&issue=soj0109&article=010941d

[CBHagman]

33. Thanks for that link, DNA.

And God bless Sojourners for, as usual, telling the truth.

By the way, I ride the Metro system in which Bob Barr finagled the $400,000 expenditure for SIGNS -- this at a time when escalators are breaking down, we have to shuttle the handicapped to the next station, and people have heart attacks going up the stopped escalators. NICE ONE, Bob. Don't ever come back here to D.C.

My nominees for real Reagan memorials:

*A bottomless pit

*A carnivorous plant

*A sewage treatment plant

*An empty frame hung on the wall of the National Gallery in D.C.

[Justpat]

28. Ronald Reagan Soup Kitchen

It serves only cheese and ketchup sandwiches.

[leftofthedial]

29. the reagan correctional institution

for treasonous republicans

it will be in heavy use for the next twenty years

[maveric]

30. The McReagan veggie sandwich at McDonalds. Just bun and ketchup.

After all, ketchup IS a vegetable.

[samhonk]

31. A platinum toilet seat

sold at 500 times its actual value.

[ThoughtCriminal]

32. A Stem Cell Research Hopital

Remind them.

[Oddman]

35. At the Washington Monument there will be the official

Ronald Reagan Restrooms.

Where you can "LEAVE ONE FOR THE GIPPER!"

[Octafish]

36. permawar

Lots o' death, BFEE style.



Especially for the children.