Hate to sound like such an "EvilDUer" but

[Valerie5555]

I couldn't help but wonder if some people would actually show up at Reagan's funeral just to make sure "the bastard's really dead."


Oops sorry couldn't resist. :evilgrin: :evilfrown:

[ewagner]

1. An old

farmer friend of mine used to make that same comment when his adversaries died.

Irreverant?

Maybe.

Honest?

Absolutely.

[Valerie5555]

2. Don't mind me for I didn't think much of Reagan first for the former Iran

hostage stuff, and also because he may have gotten the US and the rest of the world into the present Osama / terrorist mess.



On edit Maybe some animals may even feel that way about other animals, and maybe a certain Tuxedo kitty who once "owned" the Clintons may have been there when a certain Chocolate Lab pooch who also once "owned" the Clintons was buried, "just to make sure that "pesky annoying dog was really dead."" (Since SOCKS and BUDDY didn't exactly like each other.). Don't get me wrong for I also like dogs.

[BigMcLargehuge]

3. poke him with a pointy stick

just to make sure. I'd do it.

[Valerie5555]

4. LOL or play any sort of music VERY LOUD

just to check. :) :evilgrin:

[BigMcLargehuge]

6. Yeah... something really poignant for the wake

Something like -

We've got a Bigger Problem Now (Dead Kennedys)

Last call for alcohol.
Last call for your freedom of speech.
Drink up. Happy hour is now enforced by law.
Don't forget our house special, it's called a Trickie Dickie Screwdriver.
It's got one part Jack Daniels, two parts purple Kool-Aid,
and a jigger of formaldehyde
from the jar with Hitler's brain in it we got in the back storeroom.
Happy trails to you. Happy trails to you.

I am Emperor Ronald Reagan
Born again with fascist cravings
Still, you made me president

Human rights will soon go 'way
I am now your Shah today
Now I command all of you
Now you're going to pray in school
I'll make sure they're Christian too

California Uber alles
Uber alles California

Ku Klux Klan will control you
Still you think it's natural
Nigger knockin' for the master race
Still you wear the happy face

You closed your eyes, can't happen here
Alexander Haig is near
Vietnam won't come back you say
Join the army or you will pay

California Uber alles
Uber alles California

Yeah, that's it. Just relax.
Have another drink, few more pretzels, little more MSG.
Turn on those Dallas Cowboys on your TV.
Lock your doors. Close your mind.
It's time for the two-minute warning.

Welcome to 1984
Are you ready for the third world war?!?
You too will meet the secret police
They'll draft you and they'll jail your niece

You'll go quitely to boot camp
They'll shoot you dead, make you a man
Don't you worry, it's for a cause
Feeding global corporations' claws

Die on our brand new poison gas
El Salvador or Afghanistan
Making money for President Reagan
And all the friends of President Reagan

California Uber alles
Uber alles California

[Valerie5555]

7. Or how about "If I had a Rocket Launcher" by Bruce Cockburn

:) ntn

[BigMcLargehuge]

8. or Bonzo goes to Bittburg by the Ramones

[Valerie5555]

17. On edit I bet when Babs the Elder finally "buys the farm" someone will

play "Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead" from "The Wizard Of Oz." :evilgrin:

[BigMcLargehuge]

19. Hee hee hee

I think you're right!

[Valerie5555]

21. Part of me secretly called her "The Wicked Witch Of The West Wing"

for some strange reason.

[BigMcLargehuge]

23. if the ruby slippers fit...

:)

[Valerie5555]

25. Wear them

:D :)

[Solly Mack]

5. It's the reason Poppy Bush is speaking at the funeral

...he wants to be sure...

[Valerie5555]

18. Maybe the surviving FORMER Iran hostages may show up for that reason

, but on second thought they may be too much of a class act in a sense to do that.

[Solly Mack]

22. definitely too much class for that...

[Valerie5555]

27. But if he and his deputy or Vice President George Bushcrap the Elder

really DID delay their release for political gain and victory, who could blame them.

[HawkerHurricane]

9. Did you know they're taking donations for his funeral?

A coworker came up to me today, asking if I'd give 5 dollars to bury a great Republican.

I gave him 15 dollars and said, "Here, bury 3 of them!"

[BigMcLargehuge]

10. HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

:)

[crossroads]

14. LOL!

[Valerie5555]

20. maybe that would be fine with me as long as they SERVED IN POLITICAL

OFFICE one time, for I knew one who was not and I didn't hold his politics against him.

[burrowowl]

24. I wonder if it would be

cheaper by the dozen.

Good one HawkerHurricane! LOL

[Valerie5555]

26. Too bad GHOSTS can't haunt GHOSTS for I wonder if anyone can imagine

Woodward and Bernstein (if they're dead as well) haunting Richard Nixon for all eternity.

[Don_G]

11. "Trust, But Verify."

:evilgrin:

[Valerie5555]

16. Good 1

:) :evilgrin:

[Renew Deal]

12. lol

Somebody send this thread to Boortz. Hurry up!!! ;)

[Wapsie B]

13. My grandma used to say

"Are you sure he's dead? Did you check the casket?"

[Valerie5555]

15. Maybe my big regret re: the Ayatollah Khomeiniac is

I didn't watch HIS FUNERAL to make sure HE WAS REALLY DEAD either.

[FredScuttle]

28. Big crowd at the funeral?

Well, as the saying goes, "give the people what they want..."

[Valerie5555]

29. Who knows some may hail, salute and revere him while others may

have a morbid or other curiosity as to whether or not he's really dead.

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[Skittles]

31. all kinds of people showed up to respect JFK

not one long stream of solid white people.