Bumper sticker: "What if Mary had had an abortion?"

[rfranklin]

My answer: Then we wouldn't have to put up with all these religiously insane fundies!"

Anyone got a good retort?

[jjmalonejr]

1. Mary who?

;)

[molly]

2. I saw a paperback version of "Holy Blood, Holy Grail"

at Costco this past week. I almost bought another copy - only to loan it out and never get it back.

[Kukesa]

3. I thought Mary had a little lamb. n/t

[Merlin]

7. That'd be that there Agnus Dei, I suppose. n/t

.

[johnfunk]

37. I prefer Doris to Agnes Day myself...

n/t

[Bandit]

34. And the doctor was really shocked

LOL :-)

[Unperson 309]

41. Mary Had A Little Lamb...

... A lobster and some prunes,
A glass of milk, a piece of pie
And then some macaroons!
It made the naughty waiters grin
To see her order so!
And when they carried Mary out,
Her face was white as snow!

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[elfwitch]

4. How about...

I wouldn't have to put up with sanctimonious assholes like you?

[Sandpiper]

5. They would have stoned her to death

n/t

[LittleApple81]

12. right on! n/t

[Warpy]

6. No Inquisition

No witch burnings

No Black Death (remember, the Church killed the cats which had controlled the rat population)

No Crusades

No Dark Ages (the Church burned all the books, remember?)

This is just a start, folks.

[Sandpiper]

18. No Holocaust either

The final culmination of centuries of christian anti semitism.

[Proud2BAmurkin]

8. Baby Jesus would rise from the dead in fulfillment of scripture?

:shrug:

[billybob537]

9. Fundies would

not exist. Several million people would not have been killed for religious purges. No Spanish inquisition.
WHATS THE DOWN SIDE?

[nomaco-10]

10. Bumber sticker I saw the other day...

"My Boss is a Jewish Carpenter". They're everywhere I tell you, it's scary, very scary... and they vote too.

[RobertSeattle]

22. Howabout "My Boss is a LIBERAL Jewish Carpenter"

http://liberalslikechrist.org/index.htm

[funkybutt]

29. I think the DU could come up with some GREAT bumperstickers

we should have some printed

[CrispyQ]

11. It's Mary's choice -- no one else's. ...nt

...but I LMAO at the little lamb comment! LOL!

[The Blue Knight]

13. My cousin has the "My Boss Is A Jewish Carpenter" sticker as a joke...

Also...because it was medically possible for Mary to get an abortion, right?

[elfwitch]

15. The Egyptians...

had an herbal abortifactant. A very early version of RU-486 I suppose.

[LittleApple81]

14. You know? There are so many really, really ROTTEN people

including our present administration members but also Ivan the Terrible, Hitler, the Spanish conquistadores, the list is unending... whose mothers would have benefited humanity by having an abortion. THIS QUESTION IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STUPID....................

[CrispyQ]

23. Good point, so maybe a good reply would be . . .

What if Hitler's mother had?

[NMDemDist2]

16. she probably would have died from the septic infection of a

backstreet abortion

[AntiCoup2K4]

17. Millions of Catholics would be wearing

little coat hanger necklaces ? :shrug:

[TheDebbieDee]

20. LLLLOOOOOoooooolllllllll, AntiCoup2k : ^ ))

[Unperson 309]

42. Peach Iced Tea... My NOSE!

The keyboard, the monitor, the cat!

OWWWWW!

Sure cleared out THOSE sinuses!

:D :D :D

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[gratuitous]

19. How do they know she didn't?

Miserable little panty-sniffers.

"What if Jesus had said, 'Care for the poor'?"

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

21. Hail Zeus!

Or try: Then the Essenes would have just kept trying till they found another candidate who they could match up to the prophecies.

[lanparty]

24. What if Mary fucked Josheph before Gabriel!!!!

Would they care in that case.

[hatrack]

25. No career for Charlton Heston!

At least, no career aside from "Ger your hands off me, you damned dirty ape!!" - and for some people, that's a career right there.

[lanparty]

26. What if YOU were aborted????

Would YOU care???? You wouldn't exist. It wouldn't matter.

If god prophesised the coming of the Messiah, he would come. Besides, I'm sure god can take care of his own kid.

[Doctor Smith]

27. "I give up... What?"

[funkybutt]

28. Laughing my ass off!

love the retort :)

[ikojo]

30. If ONLY Barbara Bush had had an abortion!

Dare I dream?

[susu369]

33. AbortionS as long as you are dreaming

*nt*

[stickdog]

31. It depends. Are we talking Immaculate Abortion?

[Mountainman]

32. I guess she would be the Immaculate Abortion

instead of the Immaculate Conception.

[jmowreader]

35. Fundies would still exist

They'd just follow Hank. Or Allah. Cthulhu. Buddha. Someone.

I am fairly certain you could figure out some way to be an atheist fundie.

Fundies are people with an extreme need to control other people. They just use Jesus (or Allah, Hank or whoever) as an excuse.

[HFishbine]

36. Then Christians Might Be Worshiping Mellisa Christ

;)

[Raster]

38. What if Nero would have had more lions?

[eleny]

39. There would have been no Sister Mary Wilfred in 8th grade

[Unperson 309]

40. What If Mary Had Had An Abortion?

The answer is simple. Someone ASKED me that once! I got this wistful look, stared upward for a moment with my eyes closed and a gentle smile on my face... then I looked at the person, my face fell into an expression of deep pain and said

"Please..... Don't TOY with me like that!"

She fled in horror! :bounce:


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