Sex with Rush Limbaugh

[Jabbery]

I personally cannot blame Marta at all. The poor woman has been subjected to having sexual intercourse with....Oh my God...HHHHUURRRRRLLLLL......Rush LIMBAUGH........

THAT has got to be the most disgusting and sickening proposition any woman or human being could humanly imagine. Uh oh.....

HHHHHHHUUUUUUURRRRRRLLLL......

Can you just IMAGINE Rush's big fat sweaty hairy gut pinning that poor woman to the bed as he drooled on her and talked dirty with his foul cigar breath.....Oh my God.......

HHHHHUUUUUURRRRRRRLLLL!

That's enough!.....I'm dry heaving now......

[Rick Myers]

1. Ahhhh......

There's a subject line that should get locked!!!!

(kidding!)

on edit: Welcome to DU!!!

[flamingyouth]

2. My Gods, man, some of us are eating

:puke:

[T Town Jake]

3. Me too...ugh

...glad I ate dinner early tonight... :puke:

Welcome to DU, BTW! I'm a newbie too! :hi:

[spinbaby]

4. EWWWW!

Unclean! Unclean!

[OneTwentyoNine]

5. But....but....she got to live in a 24 million $$$$$ mansion!!

Hell,they probably never had sex. She probably couldn't take another minute of his mouth LONG before they hit the sack.

David

[davsand]

6. He walks in the bedroom and drops his pants...

ARE YOU SICK YET?????

Bwa-haaaa! I'm sorry, but I can't even imagine him with an er---oh--sorry! It may still be too close to mealtime for that image...


Laura

[RummyTheDummy]

7. Let's pretend Rushbo can even get it up

Years of rampant illegal drug use can destroy a man's sexual function.

Perhaps he uses a penis pump. Just a thought.

[Manix]

8. ..who wouldn't want to jump into bed with a big, fat, sweaty, drooling,

obnoxious redneck?

[doni_georgia]

9. God I had to read your subject right as I was about to eat - n/t

[SouthALdem]

10. EEEEEEEK!

The topic of the thread made me want to hurl.

No dinner for me tonight. :(

[newyawker99]

19. Hi SouthALdem!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[Nay]

11. OMG. Where's my barf bag. Jesus.

[LTR]

12. Who said they had sex?

What if the rumors were true and she was a beard?

Notice he has no offspring.

[Sparkle]

21. "What if the rumors were true and she was a beard?"

Excuse my ignorance, but what does that mean?

[SalParadise]

23. He's rumoured to have had a homosexual slant early in his career.

Her being a "beard" is to cover that up.

[Manix]

13. He's too big , fat and arrogant to do any more than lie on his back,

gobbling Viagra demanding "HIS WOMAN" service him.

[Logansquare]

14. Locked. No Sex with Rush threads

[Submariner]

15. This thread better than ATKINS DIET

which way to the vomitorium?

[Cleita]

16. Only picture I could find.

Jeesh, couldn't she have done better?

[SoCalDem]

17. Maybe with one of these....and a blindfold

[gumby]

18. Three Wives

No children.

Lots of couples don't have children, but that lack of "rug rats" is certainly against Pigman's conservative principles isn't it?

Once a Big Fat Pigman, always a Big Fat Pigman.

And to think his "lovely wife" couldn't help him through his time of trouble. How special for her to kick him when he's down. hahahahaha

[Sparkle]

20. "..Rush's big fat sweaty hairy gut pinning that poor woman to the bed.."

Thanks for that visual. I shall go and VOMIT now!

[Kat45]

22. Are you trying to make us sick?

That's one image I did not need. :puke: