Bill Clinton caught sleeping at Raygun's funeral...

[physioex]

Bwahahahahahahahahaha

http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/home/daily/site_061104/content/eib_network_coverage_2.guest.html

"Bill Clinton is sleeping, by the way. I thought maybe he was praying the first time, but he's having trouble staying awake during these ceremonies. It's obvious. Somebody has to say it. And I'm the anchor."

[NMDemDist2]

1. WTF??

:wtf: "What a perfect day, just a joyful, joyful day. I feel like today that the world heard the truth from God, that God spoke today to the world on this joyous occasion. There was no shame; there was no excuse-making. There was triumphal proclamation. There was certainty. There was assuredness. There was confidence. There was no doubt about what is."

Good Grief

[physioex]

3. Yes Oxycontin will do that to you....EOM

[lancdem]

2. So were a bunch of other people

BTW, what's the EIB Network?

[physioex]

5. LOL...

It what El Drugbo calls his group "Excellence In Broadcasting"....

[kanrok]

9. I believe it's "Excellence in Bowel Movements"

[salvorhardin]

22. Actually...

Oxycontin causes constipation. That alone may explain a lot about Rush.

[Bandit]

30. Enema is Broadcasting

:shrug:

[RummyTheDummy]

4. Hilarious

And he probably did it on purpose. Thank you Bill!!!!!!

[Name removed]

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[never cry wolf]

35. Um, er...

I'll give you that they were more wide awake than anybody in the room, I'll even raise that to they were more aware and intelligent than anyone in the room, but I seriously doubt that ronnie raygun could school them on ANYTHING other than how to BS.

He had NO greatness and he was NEVER one of us. He was a play actor who went where the money was and read his lines well.

For adoring an empty hollow thoughtless bullshitter, YOU have OUR pity. Pity be on all those millions or billions lil ole ronnie harmed unwittingly, and his legacy in titular fake pResidents that continues to this day.

go to hell with them all!

[playahata1]

37. Don't bother. He just got the old HEAVE-HO!

n/t

[physioex]

38. Raygun was an inept B-Rated actor...

He was a coward who gave into the Iranian mullahs. He ran when our troops were killed in Lebanon. Killed hundreds of thousands in South America, and drove up the national debt...This doesn't begin to talk about Star Wars, catsup is a vegetable, government cheese, and Bonzo...Go ahead and rewrite history...WE PITY YOU!!!

[Manix]

6. ..must have been during the ol' bag Thatcher's mumble. She put me out.

[physioex]

10. LMAO.....EOM

[neuvocat]

7. Did Rush even go to the funeral?

Or was he not invited?

[physioex]

11. No he didn't go...

He was broadcasting from his "EIB Studios", he was simultaneously viewing three cable channels and making commentary on his radio show...

[RummyTheDummy]

19. And you left out......

jerking off. You know El Rushbo was choking the chicken while weeping.

[Edgewater_Joe]

8. What was edited out after that comment:

"Now if youw'll awl ex-ceueuse me ... I have to take this call from my divorce attorney."

Damn -- you realize how much dough the Hatemonger's gonna have to burn between the divorce and his (hopefully) impending criminal indictment?

GOD this is fun!

[DieboldMustDie]

12. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

He was just paying tribute to the man who slept through Cabinet meetings. :evilgrin:

[graham67]

13. Exactly....

what better way to pay homage to Reagan than to fall asleep? :evilgrin:

[jeff30997]

14. I'm so tired..

I think i'm about to pay homage to Reagan myself...

[northofdenali]

15. Hey, Big Dawg!!!

:yourock:

[Pallas180]

16. Actually both Hill and Bill had their eyes closed. Either they were prayi

ing or both had a late night last night.

I think they were prolly praying - it would be unusual for them both
to be sleeping through the speech wouldnt it?

[Toot]

17. I thought he was sleeping myself when the Former Prime Minister of

Canada was talking. It gave me a good laugh too.

[Lisa]

18. if it was while Brian was speaking ...

... Bill was clearly showing his solidarity with the Canadian people. Everyone up here nods off or changes the channel whenever BM the PM starts talking.

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

20. A Drudge report already discredited

It was during prayer. Many had their eyes closed and heads bowed.

Posting Limbaugh insults and laughing? Interesting way to win friends and influence people.

[Kimber Scott]

33. Exactly. Limbaugh and Jerry Springer should be best buds soon.

If they're not already.

[Tellurian]

21. The Clintons weren't sleeping..as if, anything rush says is true..

Bushsr just rambled on and on...cathartically speaking, nope scratch that, imitating a person cathartically saying all the things a former VP would/should say at his bosses funeral.

Bush surreptitiously added a quiver and quake to his voice to illustrate his deep felt sympathy for the deceased.

<index finger pointing into mouth wide open>

[jburton]

23. Did you catch this quote?

"The French would not send their president. Jacques Chirac was not here today. Petty. Vicente Fox was not here today. They chose to send representatives from the Reagan era. Many considered it a slap, but Mikhail Gorbachev showed up. Of course, at things like this, that's what you do: you show up. There's not much you can say, but you show up."
------------------------

OK. So this little comparison is pretty dumb. He slams France & Mexico for sending "representatives from the Reagan era"...

...then gets orgasmic about Gorbachev being there...

...wouldn't Gorby represent the Reagan era as well? Isn't Putin the current President?

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

24. More tortured than an Abu Gharaib inmate.

[physioex]

25. After the way we treated the french..

It's really no surprise, and I agree what is the point of this ceremony? Absolutely Nothing!!!

[indigo32]

26. What?

you expect him to make sense?
phoey on him.

[UTUSN]

27. Wingnuts Are Happy, So Are You? n/t

[physioex]

28. What you do if you were obliged to go and went?

[Judi Lynn]

29. Some people close their eyes when they're concentrating on a speaker

trying to distance from looking at people or distraction around them.

You will see people doing this in concerts, church, listening to speeches, poetry readings, etc., etc.

Who doesn't know this?

[joanski01]

31. This is exactly what I thought

Bill Clinton was doing when he had his eyes closed. He was LISTENING to the words. Remember, Clinton is intelligent (and he doesn't need a lot of sleep).

[PaDUer]

34. That's right...

he was probably ashamed at how the bushitas were pretending to be caring, plus, they have to READ what was written for them..Clinton can give a speech on anything without anything written..Guess they were pissed that the Clinton's had front row seating!

[wyldwolf]

36. Reagan slept for 8 years... Clinton was just emulating the greatest...

...president ever.

Right, Mr. Limbaugh?