It is clear the blackout is the responsibility of the corrup Iranian

[leftofthedial]

regime.

I believe we should invade immediately to win the war on no electricity.

Intelligence tells us that the Iranians have bought supplies of copper wire and that they have large supplies of water, both of which can be used to short out electrical supply grids.

Besides, by invading now we would free the Iranian people from the shackles of brutal repression.

Anyone who disagrees with me is a traitor.

[IranianDemocrat]

1. GOD BLESS PRESIDENT BUSH!

The time is now for a full scale invasion! Now with God on our side we will prevail!

It's time for operation Iranian Black Out.

[Hubert Flottz]

2. Has anybody been Raptured yet?

I hope Bush and Billy O'Really are the first ones sucked up!

[Clete]

3. I think the suck will happen in the opposite direction.

:evilgrin:

[catzies]

5. "Crapture" = A suck in the opposite direction

I had to make that up but I like the sound of it!

[LondonReign2]

4. Intelligence has revealed

...that Iran has attempted to purchase large blocks of metal, which the CIA assures us is part of an ongoing Iranian weapons program to reconstitute GIANT SCISSORS with which they plan to cut electrical cables.

These GIANT SCISSORS of MASS ELECTRICAL OUTAGES can be used within 45 minutes of notification.

[Hubert Flottz]

6. Gawd Help Us IF:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

The Bad Boys In Iraq Get Holt Of a Hammer And Cicle! They can't hurt me I got my Coleman Lantern!

[leftofthedial]

7. No! Not the dreaded GSMEO!

(Giant Scissors of Mass Electrical Outages!)

The search for GSMEOs must begin immediately.

If the Iranians don't produce all their GSMEOs, it is proof that they have them. Intelligence shows that they have been developing these GSMEOs since the days of Edison. That is long enough!

[IranianDemocrat]

9. We have even found MOBILE GSMEO LABS!!!!!!

They have even produced mobile labs for the production of GSMEO's.



INVADE NOW!!!

[Hubert Flottz]

10. I hope they get O'Really in a head scissors and flying mare!

That Giant sucking sound is Faux Network Powering up it's emergency Bush sucking evening news shows! Too bad this story will hurt Shrubs regularly scheduled propaganda blast for today! They caught one of the most dangerous bastards that ever lived today and Bush's Big PR story will hardly be noticed! Shiite Happens!

[IranianDemocrat]

11. "Shiite Happens!" ahhahahahhahahahhahaha

bwahahhahahahahahhah.

[IranianDemocrat]

8. They have even trained...

armies of 3 year old children in diapers armed with scissors ready for the order to attack. They have gone through complex terrorist training activities like classes such as "How to hold the scissors 101." and "Changing Your Diapers Behind Enemy Lines"


THE TIME FOR INVASION IS NOW!

[Hubert Flottz]

12. That giant sucking sownd is Bush's asshole slamming shut.......

from fear like on 9/11! I'll bet AF 1 is headed out over the Pacific and getting the hell outa' Dodge! The Mother of All Awols is at warp 9807867890653213213423190 about now and haulin' ass outta' harm's way! Great Satans are like that!

[IranianDemocrat]

13. I can't believe we haven't bombed EYE-ran yet.

sigh...

[Hubert Flottz]

14. For Gawd's Sake Find Your Duct Tape Before Dark!

I'd go to Iran tonite and whoop ass if I could! I was in the middle of watching Gold Member when My VCR quit workin' and I'm Ready to fite! I'll bet they shot our powerplants with that BIG OLD super gun they have!

[IranianDemocrat]

15. Ahm gonna gets mah shot-gun and woop sum EYE-raynian ass!

USA ALL THE WAY!!!!!!