Thread Designed Specifically for the Republicans to use Against us

[mopaul]

just say anything you want in here, just as long as it can be used by freepers and karl rove to make us all look bad and lose the election.

and if you can't find anything really nasty to say here, don't say anything please.

thanks.

mo

[SpiralHawk]

1. mopaul is a mole

so sue me.

"Unless your family owns an oil or pharmaceutical company, there is no reason they should support the Republican party."

[SpiralHawk]

160. For the record: MoPaul is more than A-OK with me.

I do not suspect him of anything other than being a faithful and fascinating poster to DU. My apologies to MoPaul or anyone else who might have thought my "humorous" repose to his humorous post -- "Say any thing you want that can be used against us -- was anything other than an ill-considered jest.

Mea culpa, S "I am not now nor have I ever been a mole" H

[mopaul]

164. i like you too.

i know your post was in regard to another poster in another thread suggesting i was a gop mole. i appreciate humor and sarcasm and i see it everywhere. i also see the lack of it in some 'new' posters.

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[pauliedangerously]

69. And lick

the back of MY balls.

:freak:

To clarify, this is an addition to your retort, Pink Tiger, directed to the person you responded to...NOT TO YOU.

:yourock:

[PinkTiger]

148. You rock, Paulie!

TYVM

[grytpype]

3. Is Bush sane?

We know he's a semiretarded child-man with a brain rotted from years of heavy drinking, but is he sane?

[mopaul]

13. in understand he's dangerously incompetent, or was it incontinent?

either way, he peed himself.

[DBoon]

4. I'm funded by the international communist conspiracy

Why just the other day I received a check for $29.95 from Chairman Mao himself.

And I hope you don't believe the godless liberals who say Chairman Mao is dead, either.

[mopaul]

5. isn't it true that reagan was really a racist bigot and mass murderer?

or did i just imagine that?

[jmowreader]

27. You didn't imagine it

He kicked puppies and used his jellybean jar to weight down his stack of Gay Porn magazines, too.

And his favorite jellybean flavors were Butter Rum (with real butter and real rum) and Marijuana.

[number6]

65. mmmm Butter Rum

Butter Rum (with real butter and real rum) and Marijuana

mmmm Rum .... mmmm Marijuana

[frank frankly]

66. LOL!

that junkie motherfucker!!!

[jmowreader]

162. No, he wasn't a junkie

If he would have liked Pigboy's favorite flavor, which is Hillbilly Heroin, then he would have been a junkie.

Hophead and drunk perhaps. Junkie? No.

[camero]

6. POWER TO THE PEOPLE!

I hope that's good enough.

[greatauntoftriplets]

7. What about Bush's relationship with Victor Ashe????

I heard they spend a lot of time together, off the radar, if you will.....

[mopaul]

10. yes, i heard that rumor that george dubya bush was a closet queen

but i don't sink to matt drudge's level

[DenverDem]

22. Closet, hell!!

Anyone with normal gaydar can smell w coming a mile away.

You know, how he purses his lips like a dowager queen, stuff like that.

[merh]

47. I've always thought homophobes

were attracted to their own gender and rather than embrace their true selves and go with their hearts, they turn their attraction to hate. (people who have loved deeply once betrayed, hate just as deeply)

Look at who GW hangs out with. Do you honestly think he would be attracted to Condi (she is African American), she is just a front. And we know that Laura is just their attempt to recreate the RR & NR romance of the century. They are so bad at recreations.

[NMDemDist2]

62. Laura is a Babs subsitiute, W married his mommy

[DenverDem]

158. Excellent analysis.

You should be a shrink.

[bushwakker]

8. I believe in progresssive taxation...so kill me

[Joanne98]

9. It's too bad George H W Bush's parachute opened.

I was hoping to see him smash into the ground. So we could have another 7 day NAZI state funeral. :P

[mopaul]

11. he obviously packed his OWN chute

and his mommy says he can't jump anymore now.

[Vickers]

15. He did a tandem dive....

Jesus, even when he prematurely ditched his plane in WW2 (killing his crew), he jumped by hemself.

[No2W2004]

121. He did 2 today

First was a tandem dive, the second was "solo" if you want to call a solo dive one where you skydive surrounded by the elite Army Golden Knights parachute team just in case something went wrong. Wouldn't want little presidential pancakes scattered all over Aggie-land.

EDIT: Looks like I was wrong, as they were BOTH tandem jumps.

[AndyTiedye]

35. We Really Didn't Want to See George I Splat

and have to listen to sorta stuff about what a "great" president he was.
I haven't had time to restock on my anti-:puke: medication yet.

Besides, George II doesn't deserve the sympathy vote he would get.

We are also somewhat relieved, since we weren't altogether sure that
George II wouldn't off his own father to stay in power.

[mhr]

12. Suggested Poster

With the continuing revelations about Abu Ghraib, we need a poster highlighting Rush Limbaugh's comments about the US torture that occurred there. Remember that he said ON THE AIR that this was only "fraternity hazing."

The idea is simple, a picture with Rush in the center, at the top "Pledge IAG" (in Greek letters for Iraq Abu Ghraib), at the bottom "Rush's Favorite Fraternity" or some such.

There is no doubt that the creative types here can photo shop a nice poster around this idea.

Let's make Rush eat his words.

[mopaul]

14. rush limbaugh? i heard he's a heavily closeted homosexual

and his third beard wife left him. and isn't he also a junkie? like elvis and kieth richard's?

[mhr]

19. Might Your Talents Be Applied To The Suggested Poster?

eom

[merh]

51. See post 47

[Occulus]

16. How long?

How long will the Reichwing leg-humping of Ronald Reagan's corpse last?

[hlthe2b]

That week of Raygun tributes really did get to you, Mo Paul?

LOL Well, the gloves are off this week. Bush bot is going to need a truckload of DEPENDS and Laura will have to be in full Stepford mode....

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

17. I think NASCAR is really boring.

That should add to my file at the FBI.

Never could understand why people with functioning brains could be devoted to watching machinery go around in circles.

[mopaul]

18. step on the gas, turn left, make noise, pollute the air, woo woo...n/t

[NoPasaran]

20. Apple pie

I fucking hate it!

[DS1]

21. I've airbrushed my toilet bowl to look like GWB

[Joanne98]

23. I wish the terrorists would start kidnapping and torturing

FOX NEWS EMPLOYEES. I would love to see Hannity being forced to jack himself off. THAT WOULD BE BEAUTIFUL.

[mopaul]

25. but first

smear his own shit all over his face and body, frat prank style

[Joanne98]

36. with pink women's underware on his head

YEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW:P

[qwertyMike]

24. The Bible is FICTION

[JP Belgium]

26. War on terror is over...

... War on lies just started.


(maybe he should buy the "ex-Precidency for Dummmies"

[mopaul]

28. someday soon, george bush is gonna die

as will we all

[KharmaTrain]

29. Freeperland Is A Great Recuritment Place For DU

Isn't it amazing how many low posts people we see on here these days...many of them very good people, and I'm glad they're here. Some are "coming out" about this regime, others feel betrayed and still others just happened to stumble here through one RW link or another. In any case. Welcome!!! We've been waiting for you.

Mo...if DU was not doing something positive, pulling Democrats together like never before, you wouldn't hear boo from the Wingnuts. If anything they'd be ridiculing this place and telling their hivedwellers to avoid this place. Instead they can't have enough.

I like it when we get these assholes panties in a bunch, it's giving back to these bastards just a fraction of the grief they've put upon this country and the world. Let them hate Clinton until they turn into pancakes, think Hillary is running for every elective office from now until 2056 and Raygun was a a god...more reasons for us to shoot them down.

We have both right and truth on our side. They can deny reality all they want, it makes their pending crash so much more delightful to watch.

Face it, many of us consider it a badge of honor when our posts are cited on other sites or used by hate radio assholes. I just wish I'd get a royalty...it takes a bit of time to come up with a good rant.

[robertpaulsen]

30. Bush used Hinckley's "supervised visits" to poison Reagan!

Plus he informed Nancy after the fact to shut her up regarding her stem cell research crusade.

[mopaul]

31. who was the bigger b----h, nancy or barbara?

rhymes with witch

[merh]

57. I'd have to vote Bads

she has been the driving force behind GH (it has to be her politics, power and mind he loves - she ain't exactly pleasant and/or pretty) and she is responsible for GW and Jeb.

I also find her response to the question about RR on the $10 bill while being interviewed by Larry King repulsive.

B. BUSH: It's very hard, but there'll be other American heroes who people want to put on bills. I guess I'm more -- less political and more practical than you. I mean, they're going to want to put Martin Luther King -- a lot of American heroes.

Like RR's son's slam of GW - it was not only what she said, but how she said it.

[MikeG]

32. Admit it, we all hate America.

[mopaul]

34. it's too bad chairman mao wasn't our president

and it's too bad god is in the pledge of aliegence

[Joanne98]

41. I would vote for Castro

I love him.:)

[mopaul]

42. yes, a liberal has to admire castro alright, wish he was OUR man

he's so grandfatherly and reassuring

[greatauntoftriplets]

45. I'd vote for Saddam!!!

With Osama as VP!!!

[Proud2BAmurkin]

33. War is not the A.N.S.W.E.R.

heh

[mopaul]

37. why can't we get the day off on hitler's birthday?

or lenin's...or karl marx's?.....it ain't fair to socialists

[randr]

38. All the right wing nuts who claim to be "Christian" are in fact

working for the anti-christ and are working subconciously to bring the end of life on this planet.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

39. I think the Internationale is a catchy tune.

I also think that Texas deserves it's inferiority complex.

That Ollie North is a wimp.

That Rush envied all the commie/hippie guys who got the girls when he was in school.

That boobya's daughters are spoiled rich kids.

That Bush's fondness for football players, his overstated machoism, and his love for mama Bush is indicative of certain tendencies usually found in a closet.

I also think that Ronald Reagan would be underrated as 4th worst president ever.

There. That should get the dipshit elected in a landslide.

[mopaul]

40. shouldn't we put Bill Clinton's face on Rushmore instead of reagan's?

cause that reagan was such an awful man afterall

[Joanne98]

53. Yes let's start working on that right now.

We can put Hillary's up there too.

[merh]

67. No, we should change the laws to actually create a monarchy

(as opposed to gov't approved and paid for pomp and regalia that occurred this past week) then name Bill and Hillary King and Queen of the USofA and Chelsie will be next in line for the thrown.

[Deja Q]

77. I like that. I like that a LOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously!

[mopaul]

43. This Nation really needs to convert to Islam

and the koran made the official holy book

[Proud2BAmurkin]

44. Bush flew the 9/11 plane, parachuted out at last second

planned the whole thing

[merh]

71. Come on, we all know GW never really flew anything, it was GH

that flew the jet on 9/11 and he just recreated his parachute jump prior to impact.

[Columbia]

46. Ban and confiscate all guns

[mopaul]

48. I think Hilary could kick dubya's butt with her hands tied behind her

and dubya gets the first three punches.

[FDRrocks]

49. Stalin had the right idea n/t

[Karenina]

50. America

after DECADES of ignoring the TRUTH and horrific consequences of her DESTRUCTIVE, SELF-CENTERED, MANIPULATIVE foreign policy, +DESERVED+ A FUCKING WAKE-UP CALL!!!

(Now if THAT don't get 'em going, I don't know what will!!! ;-)
GIMME MO MO!!!:silly:

[dbt]

52. Hinckley really DID kill Reagan.

The Gipster died on the operating table, but a word from VP Poppy to CNN kept the news from getting out.

One of 32 Reagan doubles played the part of the Popular Prez, recuperating in the hospital as an adoring nation piled the hallway with Shoebox Greetings. Meanwhile, the real Reagan's corpse was hustled off to a CIA lab near Sheboygan.

There, what few brain cells were left were enhanced with Integrated Circuits, near-nano processors and voice synthesizer templates. RoboReagan had to be taught to walk, talk and make speeches all over again, but this did not take long.

Three weeks later, the GipperBot traded places with Double Number Five and the general public did not have a clue, a condition which persists to this very day.

Most people went blissfully along, convinced that the THING that inhabited the White House was, indeed, Ronnie The Popular. But, owing to the relatively primitive state of bionics at the time, things began to go wrong with RoboRonnie. "He" couldn't remember things longer than about 24 hours at a stretch and his batteries would run down way ahead of schedule. "Naps" and "Alzheimer's" were concocted as cover stories.

The rest, as they say, is Hysteria.

:evilgrin:
dbt

[homelandpunk]

55. Rush, Sean, Igraham, et al, need wet concrete poured down their throats

[Joanne98]

56. Are they posting our threads yet?

Did I mention I wish freepers would get big sores on their tongues every time they lie and that the sores would turn to gangrene and their tongues would drop off if they kept on lying?

[Joanne98]

58. I hope those people in Kentucky who got their houses destroyed

by tornado's where all CHRISTIAN EVANGELICALS.

[playahata1]

166. I'll bet those Evangelicals' kids are HOMESCHOOLED, too.

They can't even read or write, let alone find ISRAEL or IRAQ or AFGHANISTAN or even THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA on a map. Hell, they can't even SPELL the names of those countries, much less their own names. They think 2+2=666.

And since they have lost their homes, they will have to attend PUBLIC SCHOOL, where they will not be allowed to PRAY, all the teachers are HOMOSEXUAL PERVERTS who teach SECULAR HUMANISM and MORAL RELATIVISM and EVOLUTION and SEX EDUCATION IN WHICH ABSTINENCE IS ONLY ONE OF SEVERAL WAYS TO KEEP FROM GETTING KNOCKED UP, and their classmates are GODLESS HEATHENS WHO WORSHIP SATAN AND LISTEN TO RAP AND HEAVY METAL. They will also be classmates with AFRICAN AMERICANS AND OTHER PEOPLE OF COLOR. They do not have the OPTION to attend a CHRISTIAN SCHOOL, because their FATHERS (their MOTHERS must STAY HOME AND HAVE BABIES) cannot afford to pay their tuition. They have to spend all their money to REBUILD THEIR HOMES, OR BUY NEW HOMES ALTOGETHER.

[mopaul]

59. shouldn't bush & ashcroft be tortured for the torture documents?

they are not covered by the genevea convention afterall.

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[mopaul]

61. insert kissing sucking sounds........here............( ................)

[homelandpunk]

63. Bush's penis is atrophied. Laura has a rotted vagina.

[Swartz]

83. Have you?

Ha. So much for the bleeding heart liberal idea. You guys are hard core. I am impressed. Wouldn't want you running the country but I am impressed.

[homelandpunk]

92. HEY MOPAUL! This is fun! I just got me one!!!! Like fish in a barrel!!!

Alert on Swartz.

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[homelandpunk]

114. You're a fish in a barrel. BOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[datasuspect]

94. which way did he go george?

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[datasuspect]

122. why are you so angry?

what do you have against the french?

[Swartz]

129. Come on shelly...

When did I attack the french?

[datasuspect]

136. why are you so angry

because nobody here is giving you mega-dittoes?

[Swartz]

150. Whats a mega dotto

Oh...thats a rush thing....


Sorry to hurt your fragile sensibilities but I don't pick parties. I think this concept is lame. Politicians are all evil. I choose the lesser of the two. I don't like flipflopping and saying what you think people want to hear. And I do not like religious agenda's and censorship. So I am forced to pick the lesser of the two. I think for myself. I am not a sheep or lemming. I am entertained by the anger and emotion from this site. And I am curious how people think. I visit many discussion forums and they usually welcome different points of view. This is the first one that actually bans people if they offer a different opinion. I am entertained but at the same time worried. I know a little bit about history and this mentality hasn't been good in the past.

I have seen more insults and name calling on this site than I have heard on any Boortz, Rush, or O'Reilly radio show. I thought liberals were supposed to be sensible and thoughtful. I am seeing some cruel and heartless shit. And I am entertained. Thanx.

[datasuspect]

151. well . . .

will you offer an opinion then?

you will notice sophistry won't get you very far around here.

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[homelandpunk]

159. Denying Rush is popular nowadays with freepers re OC and the divorce.....

but we know you were one.....so give us a fucking break with your bullshit "no spin zone" O'Reilly impersonation.
Cruel and heartless??? Shit boy, you are in a fucked up little world of your own aren't ya?

[mopaul]

161. enlighten us swartz a negger, how should liberals behave?

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[Swartz]

132. That made sense

Please....allow others to view your nonsense.....if your trying to recruit this isn't the way......

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[Swartz]

149. Ha

Freeper fool? I thought the alert was your weapon. Petty insults should be above you.

[homelandpunk]

156. So you think you guys should have the monopoly on petty insults, huh?

Hey you guys are the fucking religous wack jobs. Saint Reagan would not want you calling us faggots and pussies. Would Falwell and Robertson's Amerikan Jezuz approve? WWF&R'sAJD?
Haven't you had a change of heart and become all gooey and nicey-nice as you reflect on what a fucking swell, nice guy Ronnie was? Why can't you be more like RR?
The biggest petty insult I can hurl at you is this: You support pResident Bunnypants Awol Chickenhawk-chimpy McSmirky the Grand Moron and Court-Selected Whistleass warlord terrorist.
I know. That was petty.

[VOX]

64. As a hate-filled liberaI, I'd like to take a moment to blame America first

For not having higher taxes on everybody. Only through higher taxes will our government grow, which is, of course one of the left wing's goals -- HUGE government.
:evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:

[homelandpunk]

68. The US should surrender to France & become an agrarian civilization

[Joanne98]

99. AND they should be forced to eat cheese while surrending

[homelandpunk]

70. Grow pot anywhere, and kill anyone who tries to take your pot from you

[mopaul]

73. did barbara bush hump a monkey before she met her husband?

cause that first son looks an awful lot like the monkey in that ron reagan movie.

[Deja Q]

72. George W Bush and Rush Limbaugh enjoy necrophilia with Reagan's corpse

Well, how's that for starters? O8)

:evilgrin:

[datasuspect]

74. any plans to celebrate abortion next year?

[homelandpunk]

75. I use magick spells from the Necronomicon to curse Bush 3 times daily

[Paradise]

76. you freeper guys and gals just don't get it, do you?

you just can't seem to comprehend that if it wasn't for this fascist administration,
there wouldn't even be a "democratic underground"!

think of the palestinian rebellion.:think:
human beings don't just go blowing themselves up for nothing!

NOW

think of america, our country, republicans, democrats, all.:think:
human beings don't just get this angry and determined for nothing!

can you truly believe this is merely a partisan issue??????
well, it's not! THIS IS DEMOCRACY IN ACTION!

you haven't forgotten what democracy is?:loveya:

[mopaul]

78. does jesus think dubya is a jerk?

and does dubya remember ANYTHING from sunday school?

[Deja Q]

79. We should reshape the heads of Mt Rushmore to be those of:

FDR, Kennedy, Carter, and Clinton.

:thumbsup:

All republicans are traitors and should be sent to prison camp.

[Pepperbelly]

86. not prison camp ... REEDUCATION CENTERS. nt

[Rex]

80. Let's see, I don't support the troops and believe Reagan should

have suffered longer, but with AIDS and not Alzheimer. Um, Bush is Hitler and Stalin rolled into one. Dick Cheney smokes crack rock from the skulls of recently deceased infants. Condi is a Godless whore. The GOP secretly longs for gay marriage. The Bush twins look like prostitutes. Well I guess that's about it for me.

[mopaul]

82. The Bush twins look like prostitutes.

that bears repeating

[Raskolnik]

81. A lot of heat, but not much light.

You really don't have much to offer, do you?

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[Pepperbelly]

95. hey ... i laughed ...

come on ... didn't you?

Just a little?

[Raskolnik]

101. One trick pony. And not a difficult trick at that.

If Mopaul had more to offer than just this, I might think it was funny. But one-trick ponies get old pretty quickly.

[mopaul]

103. just stick a quarter in my ass and enjoy the ride ras

[datasuspect]

108. dunno

his comics and posters are pretty darn funny

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[datasuspect]

123. no he isn't

SO STOP SAYING THAT!

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[Pepperbelly]

118. You're quite the buzzharsher today ... nt

[mopaul]

97. i'll try harder to be more like you ras, but your pedestal is so high

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[mopaul]

110. wrong, i'm EVERY BIT as interesting as i think

and i don't offer anything other than my own gloriousness, which ain't enough for you

[datasuspect]

120. I for one . . .

celebrate mopaul's greatness.

[Raskolnik]

126. You're half right.

[datasuspect]

113. hey, everybody plays the fool . . .

sometimes,

no exceptions to the rule

[datasuspect]

85. bush twins in crack-addled tryst with robert downey jr.

[datasuspect]

87. saddam's secret nymphos: THE BUSH TWINS!

[datasuspect]

88. the softer side of osama bin laden . . .

[homelandpunk]

89. I invoke the barbarous names of Cthulu to smite christians who love Bush

[Pepperbelly]

91. while banning both guns and hunting ...

we all secretly party at a Panda Barbeque.

[Pepperbelly]

102. The crowds watched Reagan's funeral procession just ...

to make sure the son of a bitch was dead!

[mopaul]

106. HUGE crowds turn out for reagan's funeral,....

.....always give the people what they want

[Pobeka]

93. Bush is possesed by the devil.

He should be exorcised ASAP. I know this is true because God just now communicated with me and asked me to tell you all.

I call on all Holy Men in the USA to proceed to the White House with all due speed and all necessary implements of exorcism and rid the country of this demon.

[datasuspect]

98. bush is the devil

he bathes in the blood of first born children while he has circle jerks with asscroft, rumfilled, and cheney

[Sabriel]

96. I own anti-American products

In fact, I'm thinking of drinking some "Freedom" Burgundy in just a few hours, to go along with the "Freedom" brie I have. Mmmmm, I just love the taste of un-patriotic imports!
Sabriel

[datasuspect]

100. Gimme some FRENCH fries, FRENCH toast, and some BRIE

Vive la France!!

c'est oui!

[Kukesa]

111. Kerry's really FRENCH!

But don't tell anyone, OK? It'll just be between the two of us.

[datasuspect]

115. d'accord

[Mikimouse]

104. Hey, anyone notice that when Poopy's chuite opened today...

It had a 'Depends' logo emblazoned on it? Looks like he packed the wrong things in the wrong places.

[mopaul]

117. gotta go gotta go gotta go right now....................

[Mikimouse]

134. Can you imagine the shitbomb...

that would have resulted if that thing hadn't opened?....Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, Schhhhhhhhka...ploooooot!

[datasuspect]

105. je voudrais une biere, s'il vous plait

MAINTENANT!

[robertpaulsen]

109. Reagan was a bigger racist than Hitler!

[datasuspect]

116. FREE: ronald reagan toilet paper . . .

while it lasts

[gulliver]

125. The way things oughta be.

We need a constitutional amendment banning heterosexual marriage. All fetuses will be aborted forcibly. If we don't have enough black helicopters to pick up the pregnant women or jackbooted thugs to take out their redneck husbands, we can raise taxes until we do.

All guns will be confiscated, and all Americans will be subjected to twice-daily body cavity searches by racially mixed homosexuals. We'll track the good citizens by implanting RFIDs in their palms and under their scalps. The bad ones will be herded into re-education centers for beatings and to learn the wisdom of Mao, Karl, and Vladimir.

All power will be inverted, starting with the homeless who will be granted unlimited wealth and power over the rest of America. The harder you work, the less you get.

All existing prisoners will be freed and given positions of authority. We'll need the prison space for the gun owners and heterosexual sex recidivists.

Masculinity and femininity will be outlawed, and their elimination will be assured surgically and/or biochemically. Andrea Dworkin will be given universal regulatory authority over all (formerly) male-only clubs.

The state will permit any religion, as long as it is one of the following: Satanism, Druidism, Wicca, or atheism. Christian churches will be confiscated and converted to the pagan sect most closely fitting existing architecture and interior design.

[mopaul]

130. i think it could work..................n/t

[Joanne98]

128. Churches should have to pay TAXES

Since they're becoming the biggest welfare queens in the country.
Faith-based blood suckers gotta go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[datasuspect]

133. churches should be converted to homeless shelters

and golf courses should be converted to campgrounds for minorities.

[RichM]

135. The US had 9-11 coming to it. Payback for our foreign policy crimes.

(I proudly acknowledge plagiarizing this idea from Karenina in post #50 above. She didn't have a catchy-enough subject line, so the idea bears repeating.)

[datasuspect]

bush was the ATC for the 9-11 planes

[No2W2004]

137. Only 4 more years before we put Hillary in power

and seize control of the state. All power to the proletariat!!!

(That should cause a few conniptions.)

[datasuspect]

138. free pot and condoms for everyone on welfare

[mopaul]

140. now yer talkin' ....

[noiretextatique]

139. i love mopaul's threads

that proves i am a commie-loving, anti-american subversive out to destroy "our way of life" :eyes:

[Joanne98]

141. The DEAD should be taxed twice

A Heaven or Hell poll tax. Since the dead never tell us where they went they should be taxed for both places. If they don't like it they can call us after they die and tell us what happened.

[Joanne98]

144. We need a new thread

So our enemies can use it against us easier.

[mopaul]

146. true, our enemy doesn't have enough ammo against us yet

we need to give more

[mopaul]

147. lets' give the land back to the original owners

[Joanne98]

152. Let's lock and load with thread 2

Come on I'm on dial-up. :)

[mopaul]

154. you certainly have my permission

and if you start thread two, i'll close thread one, or at least offer to.

[mopaul]

143. i propose eating the super wealthy

since they withold the charity of christ to the poor

[datasuspect]

145. Repeal the Lousiana Purchase

and give the 800,000 sq mi of land from the Mississippi River to the Rocky Mountains back to france in exchange for their friendship and good will.

hopefully they will forgive us.

[donhakman]

153. Beyond these obvious reforms

quote:
"We need a constitutional amendment banning heterosexual marriage. All fetuses will be aborted forcibly. If we don't have enough black helicopters to pick up the pregnant women or jackbooted thugs to take out their redneck husbands, we can raise taxes until we do.

All guns will be confiscated, and all Americans will be subjected to twice-daily body cavity searches by racially mixed homosexuals. We'll track the good citizens by implanting RFIDs in their palms and under their scalps. The bad ones will be herded into re-education centers for beatings and to learn the wisdom of Mao, Karl, and Vladimir.

All power will be inverted, starting with the homeless who will be granted unlimited wealth and power over the rest of America. The harder you work, the less you get.

All existing prisoners will be freed and given positions of authority. We'll need the prison space for the gun owners and heterosexual sex recidivists.

Masculinity and femininity will be outlawed, and their elimination will be assured surgically and/or biochemically. Andrea Dworkin will be given universal regulatory authority over all (formerly) male-only clubs.

The state will permit any religion, as long as it is one of the following: Satanism, Druidism, Wicca, or atheism. Christian churches will be confiscated and converted to the pagan sect most closely fitting existing architecture and interior design."

The secret to this years campaign...
(not yet disclosed by the Republican Senate computer and microphone bugging devices)
Is to use the primary Republican strategy against them.
And that is too accuse our opponents of the very thing in which we are most guilty of - no matter what it is.

That way, when then are forced into a defensive position they sound guilty. Even if they do argue effectively they merely sound like whiners trying to reverse the blame.

[Joanne98]

157. Bush knew about 9/11

and he let it happen on PURPOSE
LIHOP LIHOP LIHOP LIHOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[playahata1]

163. COUNTRY MUSIC SUCKS!

Toby Keith, Charlie Daniels, and Darryl Worley are a bunch of DUMB, IGNORANT, RACIST REDNECKS!!!!

[Terran]

165. Confiscate the wealth of the wealthiest 5%!

And then stand on street corners throwing wads of cash to homeless people and minorities! That'll fix our domestic problems, I gar-on-tee ya!

Raise the minimum wage to $13.50 per hour! (Actually, I'm more or less serious about that one.)

And finally, reparations for slavery and territory confiscation NOW! Allocate $500 billion to be distributed equally among all African-Americans, Native Americans, and Mexican-Americans.

There, that oughta REALLY lose us the election!

[LTR]

167. What if Kerry named Hillary to the Supreme Court?

Sorry, but I know the H-word gets 'em hot!

[LTR]

168. Get your Reagan avatars here!

[playahata1]

169. SUNDAY EVENING KICK

In time for Sunday Night Baseball on ESPN. :)

[qwertyMike]

170. People from asia and the Orient

are demonstrably more intelligent than us, and they can't stand our

smell!