Ashcroft makine a big announcement in a few minutes

[Cheswick2.0]

Something about a tewwowist he caught. Isn't that conveeeeeeenient....

[BlueEyedSon]

1. Could it be SATAN?

LMFAO!

[kalian]

2. Coincidence that the Big Dog is being honored....?

In order to take the limelight away from Clinton, Asscrotch has been
ordered to make a "big announcement" let the sheeple realize that
Clinton HAS ALWAYS been a better prez....

[MoonRiver]

4. America to Asscrack:

:boring:

[Tellurian]

3. As long as he doesn't attempt to sing the announcement...

hello, church lady!

we need your wisdom and insights.

[LittleApple81]

6. Good one! LOL! But anyway, I will just read my trusty DU reporters.

Can't stand to pollute my TeeeVeee with AshhhhhCroffft

[Bluzmann57]

5. Too bad he isn't saying

"I Quit". A guy can dream can't he?

[Cheswick2.0]

9. that is what I thought immediately...but the newsbunny ruined my fantasy

she could have left us in suspense a few minutes longer just out of charity.

[indepat]

7. "Now isn't that special!"

[Cocoa]

8. I just realized

I've never seen Ashcroft's wife, or heard anything about her.

[LTR]

10. A beard, perhaps

:shrug:

[Jacobin]

14. good point

I think she won't allow photos of herself because she's afraid they will "steal her soul". Also, the burkha cover her up, so you would only see cloth anyway.

[THUNDER HANDS]

16. here's a photo

I think that's her.

[Jacobin]

11. my guess:

He found another prostitute in New Orleans.

After a year of "undercover" investigation.

[molly]

12. He's preempting his contempt of congress charges

[Cheswick2.0]

18. yup and I am sending 20 bucks to the very first politician

who calls him on it. He is so transparent. I will send money to the first person who states the same. I don't care if it is Kerry, Dean, Gore, Clark, DK or some unknown congressperson in nowhere idaho.

[TheWebHead]

13. Ass-crack got him to confess

by threatening to sing 'As The Eagles Soar'... what many would consider a terror attack itself.

[ShaneGR]

15. Here's my guess.... in a swing state, high-population... Ohio?

Hmmmmmmmmmmm

[Cheswick2.0]

19. Yes I believe you are correct

!

[molly]

21. Ohio - the land that time forgot

[THUNDER HANDS]

17. I think I heard this on the news

That some No. 2 guy got caught.

Boy, there sure are a lot of No. 2 guys out there, huh?

[Cheswick2.0]

20. Each tewwowist a Jewel!

Each one a major find. So how come we don't have Osama yet?

[louis-t]

22. Naw, they caught an underling of

Al-Zarquawi or whatever his name is. The news reports I've seen so far lead you to believe they caught Al-Zarquawi himself!

[molly]

23. WTF - this guy has been in custody for almost a year?

[Cheswick2.0]

25. they have been saving him

this is getting comical. They just trot out an Arab guy every time they are in trouble.

[molly]

26. This would be funny if it weren't so damn sad

they must think ALL of us are stupid.

[Bandit]

24. Did he arrest himself?

:shrug: It is the three card monte over and over again with these thugs.

[Hubert Flottz]

27. He just wants to smoke a cigar over the guy's body IMHO!

Like that Melvin Pervert guy that caught all the gangsters in the 30s! I look for Jon to admit he's the anti-crotch soon, just to try and hold on to the snake handler base for shrub!

The Eagle is sore alright, from squatting 24/7 for Halliburton!