Al Gore... You so Crazy!

[killbotfactory]

Al Gore raised his voice in denouncing Bush's authorization of torture! Haw haw haw! What a fool! What the hell is he so upset for? I don't get it. He also suggested people in power who willingly broke the law and authorized war crimes and tarnishing the reputation of the Country he served most of his life AND our military should step down! HAHAHAH. What a fool! This guy should STFU. Yeah, so Bush has disgraced America, condemned thousands of people to their deaths for no good reason, injured even more, wasted gigantic amounts of money, lie constantly, violate the laws on a regular basis, stole an election, and sent us down the path of ruin... but good-golly-miss-molly, that's no reason to raise your voice. Ha! What's next? Ripping the head off a baby? Somebody needs to stop him before he FLIPS OUT AND KILLS PEOPLE! in a psycho-sexual orgy of death.


Stop him before he kills you!

[Q]

1. Al Gore...president in exile...

...never thought it could happen in America.

- Perhaps the naysayers should actually READ or listen to his speeches instead of how the media interprets them?

[killbotfactory]

4. Read? Listen? That stuff is for suckers.

The only way to find the truth is to listen to talking heads trying to keep people entertained with infotainment 24/7.

[FizzFuzz]

46. REad? We don't gotta do no stinkin READIN

[AgadorSparticus]

89. yeaaah. btw,i hear faux is credible AND entertaining. but i must say, the

part i like best is that they are soooo, oh, how do i put it? ummm, they are sooo fair and balanced. that's it. they are fair and balanced.

[Fovea]

88. I heard that Bruno Hauptman was innocent

and Gore kidnapped the Lindbergh baby!

[AspenRose]

2. hee hee hee

Al Gore, Ninja badazz? That's a new one! ;-)

[killbotfactory]

16. Here he is about to hit an elderly woman with a ninja death punch

Little known trivia: Al Gore was such an unruly child that he was exiled into the wilderness. He was later discovered by an archeologist a year later, ruling over a pack of rabid wolves who he trained to do his evil bidding as he plundered the local villages.

[H2O Man]

3. I agree.

How rude of Gore! He clearly HATES FREEDOM!!!!

[killbotfactory]

5. Strong opinions don't poll well...

Unless you talk like an eighth-grader... like Bush. Then it's a source of pride and admiration.

Gore clearly wants Bush to win the election.

[H2O Man]

14. In that case

he LOVES FREEDOM. But he should be more careful. I wish Dink Cheney would issue a theocratic speech thermometer, with color codes, that would give us safer guidelines regarding what we should think. Al Gore might benefit from one. As it is, he is likely to needlessly upset the people who want to take God out of the American Flag. Poor people are too easily confused by such talk. That's why they crowd into poor neighborhoods: the comfort that ignorance provides. Gore talking like he is could infringe on the atmosphere of national ignorance and comfort that is making us all poorer. What's next? Spam Hannity said Gore wants to take God out of the Bible, too.

[killbotfactory]

19. Gore is an enemy of God

God wants us to bow down at Bush's almighty feat in hopes that he will save us all from terror. Then we will all ascend to heaven in gold plated humvees.

[H2O Man]

25. God hates Gore.

He wrote about just this in the Old Testicle's Book of Genicide. I think it's right before the part about stoning the Genitals who do not contribute enough to the republican sermons. We need to re-think this dangerous road that sex-fiends like that Bill Clinton have taken us down. Pat Boone warned us. It's our fault, all this madness, just as the Right Reverand Jerry Faultless profit-sized.

[killbotfactory]

29. Everytime Clinton gets a boner, another human soul is destroyed

The brave right-wing echo-chamber is our only hope of salvation from the evil Clinton/Gore death cult.

[H2O Man]

34. If opnly Adam had had

a lobotomy, he wouldn't have been tempted in the Garden of Evil. That's it, you know. The Lord forgives a good many things, but not these un-natural sexual desires that the democrats are pushing down poor Monica's throat. Clinton wasn't man enough to search out a vulnerable alter boy. God's wrath is coming down on us, and likely his rash, too. But you never read about this in one of the sublime MoveOn. Orgasm commercials on the communist channels.

[madfloridian]

6. LOL Love it! Go, Al!

:hi:

[Trajan]

7. Yes: Isnt he wonderful ? ...

HE is MY President ...

[killbotfactory]

8. He's a hate-filled volcano waiting to erupt!

Here he is demonstrating how he will rip the head off the next baby he sees.

[Trajan]

9. LMFAO ...

Ok: I spewed my coffee ...

Stop that ...

[JanMichael]

39. Hell I just spit beer onto a freakin' cookie!

Criminy what a funny photo...

[msmcghee]

11. Sometimes Gore looks like . .

.. Jerry Douglas. (Master dobro dude - bluegrass and eclectic music)

[Lisa]

10. Angry about torture?! How un-American!

Here's this guy, lecturing the powers-that-be about the Constitution and human rights or some such popularist nonsense. Why, weren't his family just a bunch of dirt-poor hillbilly farmers a mere century ago? And his father, having the nerve to think that a two-bit schoolteacher could run for the US Senate.

What does he think he is, a citizen or something?

[killbotfactory]

12. He's helping the terrorists with his crazy hate-filled spew!

Here he is entering his zombie-like homicide trance.

[emulatorloo]

13. He wants to grab my Neck!!! Help!!! I am scared of the Big Al Gore!

EOM

[Lisa]

65. oh, absolutely -- no wonder these children are fleeing in terror

[camby]

15. Don't Stop now

You're on a roll. LOL.

[Vickers]

17. Man, I *so* needed this thread, lmao!

:yourock:

Thank you!

[killbotfactory]

18. Al Gore being possessed by Satan

The secret service had to shoot him with tranqualizers in order to keep him from killing everyone in the room with his bare hands.

[wellstone_democrat]

23. funniest thing since those altered Homeland Security guids

remember those weird cartoons from Homeland Security? With the altered captions. Equally hysterical

God, I love Al Gore. He is the 43rd President of the US, I don't care what anyone wants to pretend.

[frank frankly]

26. LOL

:kick:

thank you!

[checks-n-balances]

90. Be VERY AFRAID ... His looks and demeanor can be very deceiving!

Here's a shocker: this "Al Gore" is really a pseudonym and he can morph into a frightening array of appearances! When this occurs, he has been known to commit copycat crimes after having seen them acted out on film! He loves play-acting himself, but he doesn't know when to stop! His multiple personalities allow him break out into a vast number of identities at once and carry out the unimaginable!!!

One time he saw "Love Story" and "Psycho" on the same day. He serial-murdered the Bates Motel Chain guests all the way from California to all the Ivy League schools in the East. And what did he have to say for himself after that cross-country spree? "Being 'Al Gore' means never having to say you're sorry about HATING THIS COUNTRY!!!

People, wake up & beware of this IMPOSTER! He can act like a decent, caring politician for decades. Then suddenly get him in front of a crowd and what does he do? He snaps into a murderous, hair-raising tirade of a speech that terrorizes the audience at home and possibly all unsuspecting households across the planet! (Just imagine how it is for those without benefit of tranlation into their own language; his voice and gestures alone convey a terfifying experience they'll not soon forget!)

Come to think of it, "Al Gore" may THINK he can pass himself off as a regular nice guy to the average freeper, but THAT DOG DON'T HUNT, AL! Dare we call this by its real name: acts of TERRA???
We see through this Jeckyll & Hyde character and we won't be fooled again!!!

We know this imposter could really a...a...(it's too horrible to actually say the word)!!! But we all know that liberal types, especially the screaming, gesturing, loud liberals, are just terraist wannabees, DON'T WE?????

So pick up that red clue phone, good people, it's Red Alert time!!!

AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND DON'T SAY YOU HAVEN'T BEEN WARNED.

[H2O Man]

31. I recognize this photo

from not being in the infamous Vince Bugliosi book, "Helter Skelter." Many people do not realize that Al Gore lived on the Manson Ranch for a good many of his formative years. As a result, he went to southeast Asia looking for the sons of the ultra rich serving in the military. Well, look in the mirror, Al!
If you play the Rolling Stone's "Gimme Shelter," co-written by Al Gore and Charles Manson, you will hear Gore whistling "Sympathy For the Devil" backwords. This is absolutely as true as anything Sean Hannity will say in the next two weeks.
Does it REALLY help the democratic cause to be this closely associated with the Manson Family? Sure, Bill Clinton was pretty darned bad, but he's no Manson-lover like that "old leftie," Al Gore.

[killbotfactory]

33. It's true!

Here he is demonstrating how he stabs pregnant women, a technique he learned from manson.

This was for the notorious hate-group Move-On who laughed and cheered because they are all homosexual and want to destroy "breeders".

[H2O Man]

36. What MoveOn. Stalin will not tell you

is that OJ Simpson is speaking at a $1000-a -plate republican fundie raiser tonight: yes, folks, Al Gore killed Nicole and Ron. You won't read that on your silly left wang internet sites, because it's run by dangerous murderers like Gore and Manson. Anyhow, on the 10-year anniversary, OJ has decided to come public and reveal what Sean Hannity has always know -- Gore is the cold-blooded murderer at Brentwood. Is this who we want representing our homicidal democratic urges?

[killbotfactory]

38. He framed OJ because he hates black people

And if he was ever elected he would open up concentration camps to imprison them engage in bloodsports for his amusement.

Here he is DEMONstrating again how he likes to stab people to his growing throngs of psycho-demoNcratic murder junkies.

[H2O Man]

43. bush is the black man's friend.

Not Gore. He wasn't content to let things stand how they were. Blacks don't want to mix with others. They just want to be left alone. But like the communists in Richard Wright's "Native Son," fellow-traveler AL GORE promotes the mixing of the races. Yes, folks, Al Gore killed Mary Dalton, and burned her in the furnace. True, the story is fiction, but it was a heck of a novel, and I think that in our complexe society, if we repeat "Al Gore Killed Mary Dalton" often enough, the blacks may forget reparations.

[killbotfactory]

59. Truth is indeed stranger than fiction

Here we see Gore burying the body of Mary Dalton


Indisputable. Like Powell's case to the UN.

[H2O Man]

70. I hope Ashcroft has the Injustice department reopen

the case. Just like Gore to oppress Bigger Thomas. All these years since Gore took prayer out of the classroom, little children have been forced to read the big democratic lie. Note how weasels like Rev Jackson and Al Sharpton never want to associate themselves with Bigger. No "Dream Team" for him .... even a confused soul like Richard Wright thought he was helping Bigger with a communist attorney. I hope that there is a White House press conference tomorrow announcing this. Surely this could double the number of black voters for bush. Now, how do we get the Jews to quit voting for Patrick Buchanan?

[mopaul]

20. anger is his only agenda cause he invented the internet

he's out of control and should be tortured into silence.

[killbotfactory]

21. He constantly lies and is clearly evil.

I hear Bush has secret evidence detailing his White House satanic blood orgy's, and they blackmailed him into not running again.

Here is Gore and Franken. Gore is laughing at a crippled child.

Franken is clearly terrified for his life.

[mopaul]

22. has anyone compiled an al gore death list?

has anyone ever really looked into his record to see how many people he may or may not have murdered?

[wellstone_democrat]

24. Well, I *know* he *tried* to murder me!

I can tell by the way he sometimes looks at me through my teevee

[killbotfactory]

27. It would be easier to write down people he doesn't want to kill

He didn't get the name "Gore" for nothin.

His next unsuspecting victim

[frank frankly]

28. he is just about to cram that microphone into franken's ear and kill him

no room is big enough for two Al's!

Al Gore will kill anybody with a similar name. He's done it before and now that his is a full-fledged, unrelenting killing machine, he'll do it again.

[killbotfactory]

32. Move-On and Gore will hand this country to terrorists and kill us all

And don't doubt they wouldn't do it. I hear move on had a guy enter a commercial contest where he compared Bush to Hitler! Is there any greater evil than that?

Here's al Gore, THE REAL HITLER, punching a jewish man in a fit of uncontrollable racist hate


He was never allowed to be alone in the same room with Lieberman after this incident.

[JanMichael]

40. BwaHAHAHAhahahahAHAHHHhaaaa...

Oh CRAP! STOP IT! YOU're kIllIIng me....

[Cheswick2.0]

30. OMG...Gore the Grandma killer

look how he has her in his death grip.

[killbotfactory]

35. He is seriously deranged!

Here he is about to bash the heads of two innocent children together.


and here he is with a BEARD!

A BEARD!

[H2O Man]

37. That beard is a clever disguise

made popular by communists in the 1950s. Note the beady eyes .... a subtle "ode to Karl Marx" if I've heard one! It's all coming into a sharper focus now: read Jim Marrs' "Crossfire:the plot that killed Kennedy." Please turn to page 530, paragraphs 1 to 5, about Bill O'Reilly, then a news reporter for WFAA-TV in Dallas, and a bullet he had given to him from a witness to the murder of the president. Yes, Lee Harvey Oddball used the code-name AL GORE on his communist literature. Look closer at the photos of the "grassy knoll": it's as clear as the "can you see the man's face in this tree" from the old Weekly Readers. Al Gore.

[killbotfactory]

41. He's a satanic commie sleeper-agent assassin

It's just so obvious, I can't believe so many people are in the dark about it.

Here he is with some other evil commie

Probably getting orders for his next hit

His ties to the KGB and other communist america hating, evil, crazy groups is well documented and goes way back.

[H2O Man]

48. Sean Hannity warned us, didn't he?

Sean doesn't toss out adjectives like "robotic," "programmed," or "LSD-induced killers" to describe Al Gore's merry band of manson pranksters for no reason. I think that a good many DU readers are having a clammy cold sweat break out on their Tom Ridge as we speak. Yes, it's dark and damp on the underground, kids. Wake up now! Become a republican! Save your soul! Don King, the black boxing promoter famous for his chipper hair style, served many years in prison for murdering a man, possible upon the orders of Al Gore. Today, Don is a republican. He has undergone a transformation. You can, too.

[killbotfactory]

55. Hannity will have statues made in his honor

as he leads the battle against the evil forces of Gore and Move On. One day they criticize the president, the next they'll start to kill. is nothing sacred to these maniacs?

[JanMichael]

42. He smiles, then he kills. It happened in Sarasota to a crowd of 64 seniors

I had to move to North Carolina just to forget the carnage that a smiling Gore unleashed on that crowd of unsuspecting seniors...Blue hair floating down in pools of blood near Osolo Theatre...

[AspenRose]

44. I woke up my cat

I was laughing so hard
:D

[FizzFuzz]

45. seriously laughing my ass off!

in the brief moment before Al Gore's Death Gaze murderalized me.

I'm dead now.

pushin up daisies.

Communin' with the Gippler.

[spanone]

47. Go! AL!

[many a good man]

49. Al Gore teaching children how to hypnotize chickens

True Story: Gore does chicken dance. Mar 2000.

If this isn't covered by the Geneva Conventions, it ought to be!




Clinton was under the spell of "the Wizard Al" for eight long years. We must do everything we can to stop this evil and crazy man.

[H2O Man]

52. Might I suggest we call

the national headquarters of the Organization of Religious Groups Against Smutty Material (ORGASM). This is a group of bored-again republicans from the farm belt. They have a vast right wing of experience dealing with sexually abused hypnotised fowl. Just last Thanksgiving, presdent bush gave them a nod with the fake turkey he served our troops.

[killbotfactory]

53. Al is indeed a powerful satanic warlock

Is that the face of a man who isn't evil incarnate?

I don't think so.

[Lisa]

74. look at him putting the hypnotic whammy on this helpless victim ...

Something else he learned from that fiend Charles Manson. THAT'S HOW HE DOES IT. He stares into the children's eyes until they run away with a Satan-worshipping biker gang from Tukwila, get their noses pierced, and make disrespectful gestures as they ride their chromed hogs past the libraries of decent Republican Presidents.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

50. Can't.....breathe.....laughing too hard......stomach hurts......

I always KNEW there was somethin about Gore, but **I** thought it was that he was trying to SEDUCE me, not KILL me.

[Cheswick2.0]

63. he will seduce you and then kill you

I've seen the evidence all over DC.

[NoPasaran]

51. You guys THINK you have it all figured out

But Big Al has laid one heavy HYPNOTIZING spell on you.

Think about it. Al Gore----Al Qaida.

CONNECT THE DOTS PEOPLE!!!

[killbotfactory]

54. Al Gore: Homocide Bomber?

I do believe so, yes.

Here you can see him canoeing with an explosive vest.


Al Gore, Al Qaeda, Arafat. All partners in the evil cabal to destroy America.

[NoPasaran]

58. Big Al's evil plan to let Bush* steal the election

Only by taking a dive in 2000 could he ensure that America would be saddled with the most corrupt, incompetent bunch of buffoons to ever run a country. Is there no crime this man will not commit?

[Cheswick2.0]

66. He is clearly about to infiltrate a boy scout camp

Full of good Heterosexual All American boys. He'll paddle right up to the dock where the future life guards of America are tacking their swimming test and next thing you know.. :nuke: ....blond hair all over the shore line.

[H2O Man]

57. Exactly!

Thinking is dangerous. It puts ideas in your head. This is why the president warns us against thinking. If it were safe to do, he'd try thinking.

[NoPasaran]

I never think

I just listen to the voices in my head. Just like the president does.

[killbotfactory]

64. Intellectualism leads directly to Nazism

Thankfully, Bush has made no secret of his distain for intellectuals. One day your putting 2 and 2 together, the next your slaughtering legions of people for no reason. Thinking is a very dangerous path to take.

[kymar57]

56. AL please

Nothing to see here please move on.Sarcasm off.

[mzmolly]

60. Killbotfactory - You so Funny!

:P

[Arkana]

61. !!!!

It's Al! Run for your underground bunkers! Oh no, Dick Cheney's in mine already!

He's just a Satanist commie babykiller who won't stop whining about 2000. I mean, come on, people. Just cause Our Great Leader got a half million less popular votes, it DOESN'T mean that more registered voters preferred Gore. Damn that liberal media for twisting this into such an issue!

:evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin:

[NoPasaran]

67. And where did that crazy idea

That the guy who gets the most votes wins the election come from anyway? Sounds like Russkie Communism to me!

[many a good man]

62. Al Gore is more than a thousand years old!

Al Gore suddenly appearing in a beard struck many historians with a case of deja vu . Their discoveries have shocked the world.



Please tell me this isn't "the new world order" I've been hearing about.

[killbotfactory]

71. He stays young and healthy by bathing in the blood of virgins

It's an ancient technique used by evil people for centuries. Al Gore has wandered the Earth for a millenium plotting evil schemes to satisfy his bloodlust.

[Lisa]

76. clearly there aren't enough virgins on the East Coast to satisfy him ...

And as for the West Coast, forget it!

No wonder he is building his evil supernatural Fortress of Ultimate Darkness in America's innocent heartland. He must be stopped at all costs!

[Tatiana]

68. You guys are such morans!

LMFAO... seriously I haven't laughed this hard in a while.

Oh and P.S. Gore's powers of hypnotism are nothing compared to the Master of hypnosis... Wesley Clark!

[many a good man]

72. Will Wesley campaign in uniform?

Oh, that's an old picture!

[H2O Man]

73. Years ago, there was a movie

called "Jesus of Nazareth." However, Mel Gibson did not have any say in the film, and there is a left-wing tint to it .... Jesus is made to act like he loves liberals, clearly going against the grain of what Pat Robertson teaches. Worse yet, in the film, Jesus rarely blinks -- hence the hypnotic hippie Jesus of the far left wing. Now, watch closely .... how often does Wesley Clark blink? Ever notice that Al Gore's nickname for Wes is "Pinky"?

[Tatiana]

79. OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think you may be on to something here.....

Wes never blinks, this is true. Hmmmm......

[H2O Man]

81. Take it a step further......

Have you ever seen a photo of Wes Clark and Jesus from that movie TOGETHER? No! Why not! Mrs. Senator Clinton is strangely quiet on this, isn't she? What are the chances that the left-wing press is going to blow the lid right off this? Are the reporters from CNN likely to question her on Wes Clark and the Jesus from that movie? Don't hold your breath.

[AspenRose]

69. Kick this bad boy

:kick:

[H2O Man]

75. Bad enough the Clintons slept

through the Reagan funeral. But where was AL GORE? Probably hiding on the democratic underground with Barry Freed. All of his friends are trying to change the tone of the national anthem by attacking George W Bush on this "stem cell research." Sure, Al: if you really love Nancy Reagan so much, why aren't you and Barry out there making a MoveOn.Org commercial supporting her "Just Say No!" Campaign? Maybe deliver the word to vulnerable children that "Laughing Gas is No Laughing Matter"? Americans should only be abusing the drugs their doctors prescribe.

[Cheswick2.0]

77. Al Gore is a bad machine

and must be destroyed

[killbotfactory]

78. 100% Grade-A Lunatic

Do sane, non-robotic satanic evil-doers ever open their mouth like that? I don't think so.

[H2O Man]

80. Loose lips sink ships.

Al Gore is clearly responsible for Pearl Harbor, but the liberal news media will not report that gem of truth, will it? Thank God for Ann Coulter, who I think will play the Lord Jesus in Mel Gibson's next movie. I just hope she cuts her hair. Jesus preached many sermons against long hair. But Al Gore and his friends the Beatles put that African beat into heterosexual music, and his wife invented birth control. Republicans know that Ann Coulter makes a stronger argument for birth control, but the liberal media are hoping for Bill Clinton's "left-overs."

[Gloria]

82. Al Gore is simply a latex disguise created by Dreamworks....underneath

that business suit is Barry White...Can't you hear it when Al Gore Latex talks LOOOOOOOOOOOOW??

[rumguy]

83. Gore tried to kill me last night

I heard something scratchin' at my window, before I knew it he Gore-beast was at my throat yellow eyes blazin, teeth a-snarlin' - luckily I was able to fight it off...

Last I saw of it it's was tail disseapearing over the fence...howlin' and baying into the night...

Life goes on...

[killbotfactory]

84. Fact: Al Gore made Tipper have 20 consecutive abortions

In a pact with the devil so he could become the Gore-beast. Also, one of Gore's children was a two-headed baby who he killed for no reason. That baby haunts the lincoln bedroom to this day.

[H2O Man]

91. And this includes

several abortions when poor Tipper was not in "the family way." The very thought of un-pregnant women having abortions should truly concern even those is the pro-choice movement. Oh, sure, MEN like Gore will say that there is no danger if the abortion takes place before the fifth trimester of the non-pregnancy. I hope the Pope declares that Gore can no longer have communion.

[killbotfactory]

94. The Pope needs to ban Gore and his army of evil

He should start a second inquisition into this horrible enemy of God.


Al Gore sucking the brains out of the elderly

[Norquist Nemesis]

85. OMG!!! You owe me a new monitor!

ROFLMAO!!! Thanks! I needed a thread like this!

[No2W2004]

86. He's the devil....EEEEEEVVIIIIILLLLL!!!!!

Sick, Twisted Gore giving bad bowl haircuts to the unsuspecting


Evil Al Gore, leader of the Vice Presidential Action Rangers, who tried to kill one Phillip J. Fry on video tape.

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

87. Ditto.

"



























/ <------ !!!

[frank frankly]

92. kick

funniest thread since oscar

[RetroLounge]

93. He's a dancing fool on the graves of the dead

Here he has just finished demonstrating his updated version of the Batman Dance, his face showing the evil-death-look of a gloating demon who can really cut a rug.

By the way, this photo was taken during a Math Class:

Catch the Al-Gore-Rhythmn

RL

[killbotfactory]

95. Math Class. Death Class. Gore. It all makes sense.

The Unsuspecting fireman doesn't realize that Al Gore has poisoned these donuts with part of the WMD stash he secretly took from Saddam so that Bush would be embarrassed when none were found in Iraq.

[Cheswick2.0]

99. he can barely contain his glee

In some part people say you can tell when there is going to be a Gore death. You always hear this erie giggle in the breeze.

[RetroLounge]

101. It must take a lot of math

to invent the internet...

Evil Dude, that Gore...

RL

[Tight_rope]

96. KICK!

:kick:

[killbotfactory]

97. Al Gore thanks you

By praying for the death of America

[Dukkha]

98. You can't stop him he's too insane!

Here's gore peparing to lead a death squad into a village of orphans!


and then He killed Regis for trying to expose his genocidal plans!

[Cheswick2.0]

100. Regis is now Zombie Regis

It's sad. I hear he ate Kelly's brain.