What Caused the Blackout?

[NashVegas]

Poll question: What Caused the Blackout?

Well?

[preocupied]

1. Where is Clinton's penis? he he ;-)

[NashVegas]

2. Fixed

:)

[morstyranni]

6. I heard he has a detachable penis.

Remember that song?

[NashVegas]

9. yes

"because i am a sensitive artist"

[peekaloo]

3. lol....the pepsi syndrome!

but not getting my vote. :+

[Darranar]

4. None of the above...

Isn't it obvious? Overuse.

[MoonAndSun]

5. I voted for the VRWC,

they will do anything to keep Hilary "in the dark" :evilgrin:

[seventhson]

7. Will Jon Stewart still be on with her tonight? When was taping?

anyone know. I loook forward to Jon and he is not there tomorrow

[VoteClark]

8. I think it is taped early in the day

I can't imagine him filming at 4 PM. If so, it will be a rerun. What about the other late night shows?

:kick:
J4Clark

[Peace_2_Everyone]

10. I vote Clinton

and his mighty penis were captured by a UFO! I cant wait to here the UFO and/or solar flares reasoning for this event.

[hang a left]

11. I think it

was a dry run

[BigMcLargehuge]

12. Someone dropped an Elsinore beer bottle top into the turbine

Anyone seen Bob or Doug?

[MrPrax]

13. It Be Squirrels!!

and here is one of the culprits



He looks guilty

[sistersofmercy]

17. You Made My Night!

Too Funny! I needed a good laugh!

[Skittles]

14. LOL, the PEPSI SYNDROME

I'm sure that will go over the heads of a lot of DUers. :D

[NashVegas]

20. If We See a 100 foot Jimmy Carter

We'll know, won't we?

[OneTwentyoNine]

33. Too smart for us Mr. President....

Yes,we spilled a Pepsi on the control panel....

[redeye]

15. I hear...

...it was a power overload, but then again there's no conspiracy there so it must be false.

[paulsbc]

16. my guess

is someone hacked the matrix... err grid... yeah, that's it... grid..

:)

[sistersofmercy]

18. After MrPrax posting my vote went the squirrels!

Could be too much usage, could be dipshit spilled coffee, could be terrorist!

[Lori Price CLG]

19. Cheney, to get the power grid rebuilt.

Notice how the NYSE was closed as the blackout began -- don't want to disrupt the stock market.
-Lori

[Speed8098]

21. And I find it just a bit suspicious

The power was restored here on Long Island at exactly midnight.
We thought we had turned everything off before going to bed, but it turned out that we left the bedroom dimmer switch in the on position.

I was awoken to a blinding light shining down and proceeded to get up and make sure everything was off. Lo and behold when I looked at the clock on my cable box, bingo, midnight on the dot.

Am I wearing my tinfoil? Maybe.......Maybe not.

Was it terrorists? I really don't think so. Maybe it was a test. Who really knows? It just seems suspicious to me.

:kick:

[JHB]

23. Not everywhere on LI

My parent's place was still out as of 7:30am.

but :evilgrin: for your "exactly midnight" observation.

[Robb]

24. Yeah, but

...When the power came back on, and you looked at the clock and it said midnight, was it, er, blinking 12:00 AM? :)

I kid, of course.

[THUNDER HANDS]

25. where on L.I are you?

Mine came back on at 12:50 a.m. and I'm right by Garden City.

[zizzer]

28. umm....

did the clock reset to 12:00...I know that's the time on my VCR. Always was...allways will be.

Zizzer

[greekspeak]

22. Clinton's cock also got Shrub drunk for his "conference"

But only after a busy afternoon in central New York, busting up the mainframe. Says fair-and balanced electrical engineer Sid Rightwing, "The cock...it just kept...busting up the grid. Its a mightly little dynamo empowered by anti-Clinton truths, on an evil quest of sabotage and tomfoolery."

[Walt Starr]

26. Clenis is the only Fair & Balanced answer to this poll

Please try to keep all polls on DU Fair And Blalanced.

[UTUSN]

27. CNN Agrees It's CLINTON's Fault

Anything that they can manufacture the slightest connection to CLINTON is automatically a huge issue. Why has Bill RICHARDSON been on all the airways about this? It was strange yesterday, when the news was breaking in other parts of the country, for the governor of New Mexico to be all over the airways.

And today came the clincher. The CNN dweeb in the morning was rehearsing RICHARDSON about what was wrong with the grids and the infrastructure, then sprung the trap: "Well, Governor, why didn't this get taken care of while YOU were there?" "You" = "you CLINTON guys".

The true answer SHOULD be: Because the radical wingnuts gridlocked all issues for the sake of overthrowing the elected government. But, no, us polite Dems can't say THAT, that would be FINGER-POINTING, now wouldn't it.

P.S., Fare Unbalanced.

[graham67]

29. Blame Canada!

Blame Canada!

It's seems that everything's gone wrong
since Canada came along...

:evilgrin:

[Palacsinta]

30. Canadian Vampires

as usual.

[MrBenchley]

31. I love that hours later

nobody yet knows the cause...but the blowhards all agree, "It's not terrorism."

[OneTwentyoNine]

32. ABC-ALWAYS blame Clinton.....n/t

...

[SaintLouisBlues]

34. Bill Gates would get my vote.

As long as we're speculating, I'm betting on crappy software.