damnit, stop being so gloomy! the ape said THIS yesterday

[mopaul]

"And I am an optimistic person. I guess if you want to try to find something to be pessimistic about, you can find it, no matter how hard you look, you know?"—Washington, D.C., June 15, 2004

g.dumbya bush

[freetobegay]

1. And they seem to roll off his tongue so easily!

[in_cog_ni_to]

2. Wow!

How profound! :puke: Fucking idiot.

[sniffa]

3. why can't kerry be more Like reagan

and bush... optimistic and compLeteLy obLivious to rome burning.

[The Backlash Cometh]

4. Find the source of the pessimism and remove it.

I hope we'll feel better by mid November.

[LiberalCat]

5. I'd be optimistic, too, if...

I never had to work a day in my life, I had more than enough money, and I knew there was always someone there to rescue me.

[mopaul]

6. you have plenty of money liberal cat

as long as you don't go anywhere or buy anything

[zanana]

12. I have plenty of money, too.

In fact, I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, If I go outside right now and get hit by a truck.

[King Coal]

15. I have more money than I can shake a stick at,

no matter how hard I look. :silly:

[terrya]

7. Gosh, gee willikers, if only *I* was raised in a rich, priviliged family..

where everything was handed to me...where I never had to know deprivation or hardship or, gosh darn it, even hard work. Where I was handed the finest education possible, where Daddy was always around to help me out.

Then, by gosh, I too, could be optomistic all the time. It must be nice living in a fairy tale, pretend world.

[mopaul]

8. & gee, if asskkkroft would stop saying BOO! all the time...

he makes me so jumpy

[amber dog democrat]

9. That said, he should be fine with being forced into retirement.

I am optimistic about that.

[tandot]

10. "you can find it, no matter how hard you look" ???

is that really what he said?

you CAN find it, no matter how hard you look ???

I know it is early in the morning and I haven't had my coffee, but this sentence doesn't make sense.

It wouldn't be a surprise, of course. Nothing that dumba** says makes sense anyway.

[KAMouflage]

11. Steve Martin, Nixon and Let's Get Small

It just hit me this morning!

Anyone remember Steve Martin's "Let's Get Small" album? Remember his banjo bit about Nixon? "I think things would have been okay if Nixon had only had a banjo: 'Hey! Everything great!'" as he strummed along.

And I realized, this has now come to pass while irony and satire have been neutered.

[peekaloo]

13. well shucks GEE-Orge sometimes the glass is half full and sometimes

it ain't. Is I a optimist or what?

[emulatorloo]

14. That Gloomy Gus John Kerry; His Long Face is Ruining My Day

They are really scraping the bottom of the barrel on this one.