Why I Support President Bush

[Solidarity]

By Johnny Badteeth

I used to be a stinkin' no good, commy libberul until the evil Osama bin Hidin' attacked my lovely country and now I LOVE AMERICA (and you should too!!!) and our president who has saved us from all the bad people in the world.

I live a good life in my (humble) trailer with my guns and the Fox News channel that supplies me with all my non-libberul, unbiased reporting from around the civilized world. Yup, I haven't had a libberual thought in over 3(!) years thanks to Fox and to the down-to-earth speeches from our couragous leader (I have taped them all!!!) who fights those bad terrists from his high tech Ovul Office. Why, if I so much as think it might be a good idea for my taxes to pay for health care or welfare, I go right out an hit myself over the head with some wood from my wood pile.

All those libberuls are out to get us just like sexy Ann Coulter said in her fine book (I haven't read it yet, but I will, I swear by the Almighty himself if that's what it takes to really hate a libberul like I do).

See, all these ferry (and lesbington) lovin' libberuls all love the Al Kida and hate America (the brave and beyootiful!!!) cause their all commie cocksukers that would like to live in North Korea and eat vegetables all day like their heros Al Gore and that adultery bitch Hillary. I would love to see them all die in libberul reeduction camps where we could show them how much terrorists hate them and how much American is good and lovely to behold.

Maybe Mr. Bush could be one of the guards when he's not off fighting bad guys in his airplane (didn't you see him in his suit! I would love to see them gas them libberuls just like the stinkin' gay Osama luvin' animals that they are...but that would be mean and against the Constitution of our beloved country which I love sooo much that I would never let that happen. Yep, even though I hate what they do to America, we have to let them because we love it and all the freedom we have (that the terrists hate) and that means putting up with all that libberul media lies and only letting the good people like Mr. Limbaugh and the nonbiased Fox News channel that TELLS THE TRUTH! about those towelheads like Osama and Sadamn.

When I watch the Fox News I'm so happy that we've brought our brave democracy to the poor Iraqis who had nothing before we showed them our goodness by running Sadamn Hussien out of the country. And those evil libberuls BASTaRDS don't want to help those poor Iraqis cause they don't love human beings like we do and they only love animals and plants and godless things like that!!

Thank the Lord in heaven that Mr. Limbaugh and Mr. Hannity are here on earth to help people like I used to be repent there evil ways and become more like good folk like Mr. Bush and his friends. One day we will all be saved by the Lord when he drives his chariot of fire down to make us all repent and I will be lifted up with Mr. Bush to heaven. Until then, all good people can do is keep fighting evil libberuls and their terrist friends who hate us.

GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALL HIS CHILDREN!

JOHNNY BADTEETH

[Hubert Flottz]

1. Johnny looks like he'd be a better pResident than Shrub is!

Just give him a chain saw and point him at North Korea!

[opihimoimoi]

4. Madness Rules.

Damn.

[greekspeak]

7. His grammar is certainly better

N/T

[MAlibdem]

2. I don't think it's constructive to make fun of people for being misinforme

Especially since they SHOULD be voting with their economic interests for us.

Making fun of them just solidifies their hatred of us.


Though that was sort of funny.

[Bridget Burke]

5. "Solidarity" likes to divide.

Don't you love those ironic user names?

[Solidarity]

6. What's The Problem?

Well, I really don't favor bi-partisan unity and solidarity in support of the Iraq occupation or the Patriot Act but if that's what you mean by solidarity I'll pass!

I supported the tremendous solidarity shown in the huge demonstrations against the invasion of Iraq. The demonstrations united millions of people with many different political views in common actions. Now that was my idea of solidarity! I participated. How about you?

I'm just curious on why you found it necessary to engage in a personal attack in response to humor directed against right-wing Republicans. That's rather odd.

[King Of Paperboys]

3. Thanks, Johnny.

Don't forget, kids: Johnny may not vote, and he probably doesn't donate any money, but you can bet he has kids... lots of kids... and he teaches them all his own values.

That can't be good news for any target of hate.