well, I feel safer

[allalone]

the fbi arrested the lady that didn't pay her fine for leaving trash in yellowstone park. took her off a cruise ship in handcuffs

[dflprincess]

1. But it turned out to be a mistake

she had paid her fine. This was discovered after she was hauled into court, not just in handcuffs but in leg irons too. (Seriously, that was what it said in the Minneapolis paper.)

[theivoryqueen]

2. yet republican piglets can careen through the park on snowmobiles

thrashing the scenery and ruining the peace and quiet. urgh.

[Zookeeper]

3. *Sigh*

Really. That's all I can say without screaming.

[whistle]

4. That will show her and she now needs to be shipped to...

...Guantonimo prison and interrogated without counsel until she confesses that she did tis as a terrorist act of sabotage against the national park system, which should now be privatized and sold to Marriott Corporation for $.010 on the dollar! That will show these irresponsible liberals that BushCo will never allow the deliberate desecration of public lands. Once all of the national parks are privatized, then people can pay for the privilege of leaving trash there anytime they wish.

[oasis]

5. Where are the critics of Janet Reno's DOJ?