Oh Gaawd.......check out these bu$hisms.....ROTFLMAO!

[buff2]

There really IS a village in Texas missing it's idiot..LOL

http://home.twcny.rr.com/felicity/bushisms.htm

[NMDemDist2]

1. OMG i couldn't make it past about 10

it's so sad :cry:

[buff2]

2. Proof positive this idiot STOLE the election.........

How else could he end up being POTUS??? Geesus,it's embarrassing.....but I can't help laughing too....it's like a major joke that was pulled on us from candid camera, or a spoof from Saturday night live.:silly:

[Lisa]

3. and some more! (well over 2100 Bushisms and counting!)

http://www.dubyaspeak.com

[greekspeak]

4. What in Hell is Shrub's native language?

It certainly isn't American English. Dipshitese maybe.

[MoonRiver]

5. He is so stupid,

it boggles the mind. :crazy:

[LynzM]

6. O.M.G.

Wow. Some of that, just, well, wow. I cannot believe this man is supposed to be running a country. He couldn't pass my high school English exams.

[buff2]

9. I know for a fact that

when I was in grade school we would have laughed our arses off if another kid talked like that. I am amazed that an adult who has such a high office position isn't embarrassed at his inability to speak properly. He just doesn't give a flying phuck about anything or anyone. I will rejoice to the high Heavens when he is removed from office. I can hardly wait.

[LittleApple81]

7. Another site (Slate):

http://slate.msn.com/id/76886

[Amaya]

8. My favorites include:

"I don't need to be subliminabable" - 9/12/00

"We cannot let terriers and rogue nations hold this nation hostile" - 9/9/00

"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?" - 1/11/00
:D

[buff2]

10. LOL......

I wonder what makes him like that? I wonder if he can write anything other than his name? What a doofus. Bet HE'LL never write a book like Clinton did.....LOL

[Skip Intro]

11. Those all occourred before 9*11

Not sure if that means anything (he does mention "terror"), but it is a reminder that he has been shockingly inadequate all along. Wierd to remember the bush before 9*11 and osama and anthrax and Iraq, etc. There was a part of America that knew what a moron dumya clearly was, but thought, "eh, what's the worst that can happen." Now we know, dumbasses.

But those quotes are just effin' hillarious. Good God, this is the President of the United States of America - george w. bush. Sheesh.

[PfcHammer]

12. Couple of years old, but still funny

The following is a poem made up
entirely of actual quotes from George W. Bush.

The quotes have been arranged
for aesthetic reasons only
by Washington Post writer Richard Thompson.

MAKE THE PIE HIGHER
by George W. Bush

I think we all agree, the past is over.

This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
and potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the internet
become more few?

How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.

I know that the human being
and the fish can coexist.

Families is where our nation finds hope,
where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!

Knock down the tollbooth!

Vulcanize Society!

Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!

[thebobartist]

13. Texas is

offended.

[BrotherBuzz]

14. Our own Cocca coined one today

that was good enough to be the real thing. It could/should have happened at the Bush/Hungarian President press conference, today.

"I'm pleased to be with the President of Hungaria"

Hey, it struck a chord with me and I've been chuckling about it all day. Thank you Cocca.