What is the difference between a Republican and a Moonie?

[mellowinman]

Anyone can play:

A Republican is someone who thinks you can find truth in the Washington Times.



A Moonie is someone who thinks you can find truth in the Washington Times WHEN THEY PRINT THAT REVEREND MOON IS THE SAVIOR.



A Republican is someone who thinks Bush is God.



A Moonie is someone who votes for Bush because REVEREND MOON SAYS TO, AND REVEREND MOON IS GOD.



A Republican believes in the sanctity of marriage, while fucking hookers.



A Moonie believes in the sanctity of marrige, WHILE TAKING PART IN MASS WEDDINGS AND FUCKING HOOKERS.



A Republican likes to have a nice car.



A Moonie likes to have a nice car, SO HE CAN GIVE IT TO REVEREND MOON.



A Republican is a manipulative, greedy moron.



A Moonie is a MANIPULATED MINDLESS ROBOT.



A Republican will rob you blind.



A Moonie will rob you blind AND GIVE YOUR LIFESAVINGS TO REVEREND MOON.



Anyone else?

[FlemingsGhost]

1. Republicans idolize the son, Moonies worship a Moon.

Both look like Uranus.

(edited for clarity)

[mellowinman]

2. Good one.

But they don't look like MY Anus!

(at least not on a good day!)