Please, please, please, tell me this judge is a Republican!!! Too funny!

[wndycty]

Here Comes The Judge
State: Bounce Oklahoma jurist for "pumping it up" on bench



JUNE 24--While seated on the bench, an Oklahoma judge used a male enhancement pump, shaved and oiled his nether region, and pleasured himself, state officials charged yesterday in a petition to remove the jurist. According to the below complaint filed by the Oklahoma Attorney General, Donald D. Thompson, 57, was caught in the act by a clerk, trial witnesses, and his longtime court reporter (these unsettling first-hand accounts will make you wonder what's going on under other black robes). Visitors to Thompson's Creek County courtroom reported hearing a "swooshing" sound coming from the bench, a noise the court reporter said "sounded like a blood pressure cuff being pumped up." Thompson, the complaint charges, even pumped himself up during an August 2003 murder trial. The AG's petition quotes Thompson (pictured above) as admitting that the pump was "under the bench" during the murder case (and at other times), but he denied using the item, which was supposedly a "gag gift from a friend." (9 pages)

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0624041pump1.html

[never cry wolf]

1. Listed as non-partisan

http://64.233.167.104/search?q=cache:sYSUExt32b4J:www.state.ok.us/~elections/unoppose.html+%22Donald+D.+Thompson%22&hl=en&lr=lang_en

[tom_paine]

3. Republican. All judges listed as "nonpartisan.

He's a Repig. I'd bet the farm on it.

Now off to Google I go to confirm the obvious.

[yella_dawg]

2. In Oklahoma...

he almost has to be Republican.


"Gag Gift" I wonder what he meant by that?

[Kanary]

11. That's RW talk for "don't worry your pretty little head about it"

That's what the sargeant on duty said when I complained about the officer sent to investigate my car being broken into, and found that he had porn in his clipboard.

"It's just a joke, lady, where's your sense of humor?"

Same old hypocritical BS.

Kanary

[yellowcanine]

4. "Erection sustained!"

Sorry.

[mark0rama]

5. Don't be silly, judges are nonpartisan...

...you know, like on the U.S. Supreme Court!

[Generic Other]

6. Okay, the pump maybe, but shaving?

How the heck do you do that under your robes?

on edit: another question
And what kind of cases were most stimulating for him?

[YellowRubberDuckie]

7. Makes me proud to be an Oklahoman....NOT!

[sendero]

8. well....

... he looks like a stereotypical wingnut!

[uncle ray]

9. what is disturbing

why do you use a penis pump? because you are insecure in your manhood. wonder what else this tiny petered judge did to try to be more of a man.

[BiggJawn]

10. I love the last page "Prayer for Relief"...

offhand, I'd say Judge Thompson has had enough "relief"....:freak:

[AspenRose]

12. Ewww

Was it Austin Powers' pump?

"I swear it's not mine, baby!"