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mike1963 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-25-04 10:10 PM
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Too funny: local (Tulsa area) jerking-off judge lead story on all news
Edited on Fri Jun-25-04 10:11 PM by mike1963
tonight. Several witnesses have come forward who watched him IN COURT
getting his rocks off with a "penis pump" (what the hell is that, anyway???)

Is it better then the old way? :evilgrin:
:D

edit: Mods, maybe this should've been in the lounge...move if appropriate...sorry, it was just so er, delicious. :D
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SmileyBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-25-04 10:15 PM
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1. I don't know what they are, but now I want one!!!
:7
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polar Donating Member (34 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-25-04 10:19 PM
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2. Why not just google what it is?
Edited on Fri Jun-25-04 10:20 PM by polar
Man, I knew what one of those was when I was like 12! It's "supposed" to enlarge your member by suction...

Seen Austin Powers? I think the 2nd one shows one...
"Ooops, that's not mine...how did that get in my luggage!"
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mike1963 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-25-04 10:36 PM
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5. Well, I pretty much deduced what the thing actually is -not rocket science
but I confess I haven't been to a movie in a theater in 20 some years...
I get my member enlarged frequently by conventional methods, thankyouverymuch.
:D
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DemBones DemBones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-25-04 10:22 PM
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3. I don't think that the technology is the issue here. n/t
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mike1963 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-25-04 10:33 PM
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4. LOL! Obviously not, but hey, I'm a certified Old Phart...but still workin
apparatus. :D Not to blow my own horn (yikes, that came out strangely)
but nobody ever told me I need any enhancement.
:evilgrin: :D
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