Ann Coulter last night said Europeans & liberals are joyless lovers

[romantico]

Thenthat dumb Freeper guy said ITS FACT AMericans are better lovers than Europeans!Ann also said a study was conducted years ago that proved Christian conservative men were better lovers than liberals & Europeans.So, there you go! A study was conducted proving it,so its true!

Annie & the Freep were scary together

[DemBones DemBones]

1. Ann Coulter wouldn't know joy if it bit her in the scrawny ass.

Sorry, but that's the truth.

Edit: Someone should ask Ann why her mind is the narrowest part of her painfully thin person.

[joefree1]

2. Borg-agains are experts with the Missionary Position

As that's the only one they're allowed to use. Hee hee, Ann the Man is really desperate for some press huh?

[5thGenDemocrat]

23. The Missionary Position

If they did it any other way, people might think they were dancing.
John
Myself? I say it's ALL good.

[Cheswick2.0]

3. The study was of 500 men and she screwed all of them

how the hell would she know otherwise?

[w13rd0]

4. Annthrax would know...

...she's f* everyone just to be sure...

[aquart]

5. Why does she feel the need to advertise her sex life?

Is she bothered by those rumors she's a man?

[bucknaked]

6. Yeah F'n right!

Back in the day, I took a hardcore-Christian girl out, and aside from the fact that she never cursed, said anything remotely close to vulgar... we went to see a movie, and I can't remember which movie, but one actor's ass was exposed at some point, and SHE COVERED HER EYES!!

Can you imagine this girl on your honeymoon (let alone, where sex ends up taking place in normal relationships)?

"...ah, could you, ah... you know do that one thing... with your, ah...you know!"

[MuseRider]

7. How would she know?

Do you know any liberal men who would boff her?

[cprise]

18. Maybe she personally conducted a poll!

She thought she was a Diebold voting machine. When everyone was done with her, she got (R) and (D) mixed up...

[Devlzown]

8. There may be some truth to that........

if you're into kink. Hookers often report an increase in unusual requests when a Repub convention comes to their city. We'll have to do some polling in Times Square next year.

[kcwayne]

22. Frequent use of hookers is a sign of bad sex

Republicans probably use hookers at a greater rate than the general population because their own sex lives are so abysmal that when they get away from the scrutiny of their home turf, they try to spice up their existence with illicit sex.

[meow2u3]

42. Actually, frequent use of hookers is typical of conservative perverts

The real reason Republican men use hookers is that they have this weirdo Madonna/whore complex. They think their wives are (unconsciously?) their mothers--not their kids' moms, and they don't want to be labeled by liberals as the motherf***ers they really are, so they resort to using prostitutes to try to prove they're not.

[neuvocat]

9. She must have some kind of brain tumor or something.

I find it hard to believe anyone would choose to be so ignorant.

[Sushi_lover]

10. I loved how she nodded her head up and down while she said that

So convincing. Like nodding your head is "yeah man, it's TRUE!"

What kind of judeo christian sex does she have, anyway? Tell us how joyful it is, Anne.

[onehandle]

11. Christian conservative women have to say that about their men...

...or their husbands will beat them.

[Lars39]

13. Makes me wonder if the incidences of rape and assault will go up,

because of a need to prove themselves and not taking no for an answer.

[Raenelle]

12. To steal a line I read referring to Helen Chenoweth,

she proves the old adage that you really can fuck your brains out.

[noiretextatique]

17. LMAO...hehehehehehehehehehe

that's hilarious :7 thanks!

[Brazosboomer]

14. Anybody remember?

She kept quoting some study from some University and called it the ONLY peer reviewed study ever done on sex.

I think she's making it all up. Or, it's some rightwing nutcase college that did the study.

If anyone can recall what study she quoted (she mumbled the name), I'll help find it.

I wonder when she's going to say that Liberals are bad cooks?

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[beanball]

35. "Join the Navy and ride the Waves"

yo Annie what is that under your skirt?your republican dildo.

[Kamika]

16. Thats hillarious..

I havent gotten the chance to test a european guy but im sure theyre not much different from us guys.

Btw theres no real difference between a liberal or a christian liberal FYI.. i tested them both :p

[Iverson]

19. BWAAAAAAA HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...

(inhale)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
I can't stand it!
WAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Oh, God. BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!

I CAN'T BREATHE! ....

[librechik]

20. RWers will get better, as soon as they discover the female orgasm

But then they'd have to actually listen to women. Not gonna happen.
Poor Ann. I'll bet she's never had the big O with a man.

:loveya:

[arcane1]

21. tell that to Mark Morford!

I would love to see the extreme right start using this insane talking point!

[kskiska]

24. Really?

When did Ann last go to bed with a Frenchman?

[OldEuropean]

25. Huh?

Christian conservative men were better lovers than liberals

Ok, did I got that wrong, don't the conservative Christians promote that idiotic no-sex-before-marriage thing? ("Just wait!" - wait for what? Getting divorced or endurce a crappy husband?)

So how exactly was the test performed? Lots of Christian conservatives cheated on their wives? Or were some mass divorces involved?

LOL

[Divernan]

26. Christian women answered based on sex with only their husband.

Based on my experience and those of my lady friends, liberals are infinitely better at relationships and in bed than conservatives. (Did you know there's an eleventh commandment against foreplay?) And not to hurt anyone's ego here, but all American guys could take some lessons from French, German, Czeck, Polish, Japanese and Indian guys. That latter opinion is of course based solely on my frequent viewing of foreign films.

Just think of Prince Charles' conversations with Camilla, and imagine Dick saying something like that to Lynne.

[Equinox]

52. I'm part French and Italian....

I know how to...uh..erm...well you know! ;-)

[Jen72]

27. How can Christian Conservatives be better lovers then

Us?

They have little respect for women, they hate the French and therefore
learn nothing about culture and good conversation. And they think oral sex is sodomy and therefore a sin.
How many of the Christian males on the FreeRepublic have studied sex, read books on how to please his woman or even know were the clit is?
They most likely think that the G- Spot is a liberial lie to encourage perversion.

[Breezy du Nord]

28. We're joyless lovers?

Dammit! Now I don't got nothing to look forward to!

Thanks a lot!

[Clete]

29. So she hasn't personally researched this has she?

Sounds like sour grapes to me.

[Breezy du Nord]

31. And people are always so honest on a sex survey.

Puh-leeze.

[diamondsoul]

30. I have a feeling

she's bitter because no European man or Liberal would touch her with someone elses equipment. Funny thing about Europeans and Liberals, they tend to like something between the ears besides empty space.

[Redleg]

32. What is with wingers' interests in our bedroom pursuits?

[TreasonousBastard]

33. Years ago, some porn star/sex columnist...

claimed that after screwing her way around the world-- the Chinese were the best.

"Inventive," she said they were.

[Kellanved]

34. ROFL

What about European Christian conservative men ? What about European Liberals? Last time I checked "European" was neither a political direction nor a disqualifier in certain fields.

[ibegurpard]

36. Who gives a shit?

Not directed at you...I couldn't care less what Ann Coulter and freepers think about what constitutes a good lover...Probably something lower on the evolutionary scale.

[Corgigal]

37. OK they might have the best sex

per Ann BUT the southern bible belt also has the highest rate of divorce in the nation. Not to mention the domestic violent rate that goes hand in hand.
So who are they having sex with? Themselves and a website I think.
Besides I heard her, she didn't mention they had the best sex but the most organisms.

[populistmom]

38. It doesn't matter. She never sited a source.

To go on TV and say this study said this without a source to back it up makes it useless. She could be making it up or (likely) only partially correct.
I haven't read her books, nor do I have the desire to, but I would suspect very little in the area of footnotes or references for her "work".

P.S. I'm VERY happy with my liberal man!

[ComerPerro]

39. Well, conservatives think they are better lovers

This is because they dominate their women, beat them, treat them as objects, and force them to have sex.
You know, just like it says to in the Bible.
I think Jesus said that.

By the way, ANNorexic Coulter can go to hell.

[EV1Ltimm]

40. i wonder why she said that?

should i start quoting some scripture or reading the wall street journal while i'm making joyless love? will that help?

oh wait a second... she's just catering to her audience... christian conservative men who are probably really insecure in their love-making abilities and need some affirmation from ann the man. sweet.

[DemocratSinceBirth]

41. In That Vein

When our Bill Clinton was at Oxford Germaine Greer was giving a lecture. The highlight of her lecture was the contention that intellectual men were hapless in bed and working class men made better lovers. Her lecture left everybody jawdropped except Bill Clinton who gave her his number should she ever change her mind about intellectual men

-from First In His Class by David Maraniss

[dani]

43. can someone tell me

where she said this? Was it on a teevee show or what? I'm just curious. I did a quick Google but didn't find anything.

[yellowdog]

44. Well, this anorexic hooker from Hell ought to know,

I can see her flipping on her back for all nationalities and species.

[robbedvoter]

45. That's why she only dates those (she already left DC cuz she finished them

and now she was saying that she's done with the NYC screwing potential). These were said on the Bill Maher show, on HBO, along with the Iraqi parades that the media refused to show us and renewed orgasms over W's crotch in his uniform (maher offered some mild AWOL rebuttal but ended agreeing with her on his 'leadership".

[laruemtt]

46. joyless?

what are you supposed to be doing - have a big smile, singing the hallelulah chorus? joy is too timid a word for sex....

[ElsewheresDaughter]

47. did his own study...guess he would know ann (the man) coulter

[KharmaTrain]

48. Acid Annie's In Trouble...

This could mean...

A.) Book sales have tailed off (Mr. Scaiffe didn't send in his usual 50,000 copy order last week) and she needs to shake "the monkeys" to get some sales. What better way to get a baboon's attention then to ask them to puff up their balls.

B.) Annie gets lots of love letters from Freepers who use her books as intimate reading material and she want to encourage this form of "safe sex".

C.) As the "re-righter" of the "right" Ann now wants to restore the Flying Monkey libido while feeding her oversized ego...enlarging her delusional world from "lawyer", "media pundit", "historian", "power broker", "celebrity" and "authority" to "sex symbol"...makes one want to :puke:

Personal note: There's a morbid fascination of mine to hear all the nastiest dirt on Antrax Annie that anyone could dish out. I wonder what Larry Flynt's files on this babe contain.

[Equinox]

49. I saw that.

She is ridiculous!


I wish Bill Mahr had Arianna Huffington on the panel. That would have been a nice site to see. Arianna would blow Ann away!

[robbedvoter]

53. Arianna is to busy tilting the votes to Arnie to be on a panel nt

[spanone]

50. Why do we take ms. coulter seriously. She's a fool.

A HUGE EGO that loves to be on tv.

[Hubert Flottz]

51. She Knows about Jimmy Swaggart and the other Mother

Rapers in their constant search for the Holy Ghost, at the cat houses of Amerikkka! Buying H0s with the ten percent of other peoples money that they donated the sunday before to save us all! The way Jim Baker was spending all that loot on dawg houses he must have been pumping the pooch too!