Caption the latest * photo - can he EVER manage to look Presidential?

[Bluebear]

President George W. Bush listens to French President Jacques Chirac during the opening working session of the NATO Summit in Istanbul, Turkey, June 28, 2004. Speaking to reporters later, Chirac criticized Bush for his strong support of Turkey's bid to enter the European Union.

"If President Bush really said that the way I read it, well, not only did he go too far but he went into a domain which is not his own," Chirac told reporters at the summit.

"It is like me trying to tell the United States how it should manage its relations with Mexico," he added.

[leftofthedial]

1. presidential?

hell, he barely looks human.

[Bluebear]

2. ::hehehehe:: Those ears!

[vetwife]

3. My earrings only cost 17.99 on QVC..Fabulous price !

[Robb]

4. "Muskrat Susie, Muskrat Sam..."

"...Do the jitterbug out in muskrat land
And they shimmy, and Sammy's so skinny ..." :D

[hlthe2b]

5. Nice earbobs, Georgie?

Pull down, Miss Ellen's green velvet portiers and we'll make ya up a nice dress to match!

[NJCher]

6. OMG, that is hilarious!!

I can't believe how his ears are flopping under the weight of the clips!

I mean, damn, a little decorum, please, dufus.


Cher

[Tatiana]

7. Ahhhh, America's favorite simian! n/t

[gulliver]

8. They won't make eye contact with me. I'll show them...

... Geez, why do they make these headphones so darned uncomfortable?

[Mortos]

9. I can't get these binoculars to work....

or...

Why doesn't that French, uh, I mean, Freedom guy just speak english.

or...

I can't believe I paid five dollars for this inflight headset and all it picks up is political stuff. I wanna hear some Britney.

[Bluebear]

10. Mortos! Welcome to DU!

funny stuff!

[minkyboodle]

11. na noo na noo

Chimp to the mothership..... Get me the hell out of here!!!

[VOX]

12. Ground control to major tom;Take your protein pills and put your helmet on

Ground control to major tom
Ground control to major tom
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on

Ground control to major tom
Commencing countdown, engines on
Check ignition and may god's love be with you

Ten, nine, eight, seven, six,
Five, four, three, two, one, liftoff

This is ground control to major tom
You've really made the grade
And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear
Now it's time to leave the capsule if you dare

This is major tom to ground control
I'm stepping through the door
And I'm floating in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today

For here
Am I sitting in a tin can
Far above the world
Planet earth is blue
And there's nothing i can do

Though I'm past one hundred thousand miles
I'm feeling very still
And I think my spaceship knows which way to go
Tell my wife I love her very much she knows

Ground control to major tom
Your circuit's dead, there's something wrong
Can you hear me, major tom?
Can you...

[JaySherman]

13. DA DA... DA DA DA!

DADADADADA DA DA DA DA!

[Kurovski]

14. Of course he looks presidential, plastic_turkeys,

I'll bet he's the spittin' image of Nixon's inflamed anus.

[Sweetpea]

15. How do you post pictures?

[mike1963]

16. Very carefully! ..........just kidding...

if you know the URL of where a picture is located you can copy that address and paste it in, or if you have space on a server of your own, you can put it on there and make a link to that. They're some free pic hosting sites on the net but unfortunately I don't have any names off the top of my head, try googling for image hosting or something like that...good luck.
;-)

[vetwife]

17. You will get it..It only took me two years to sink in ,,I was dummmmmb

I was and then it seemed so simple. Just right click properties from where you want the picture posted from and cut and paste.

[DoYouEverWonder]

18. I think he put them on upside down

because when worn properly they shouldn't be pulling his ears out like that. I bet his ears are going to hurt for a few days now that he bent them out of shape.

[onecitizen]

19. He always looks to me........

like he is ready to jump on someone. That look that says: you better not say ONE word to me or about me.

He has sinister looking eyes.

[bushwakker]

20. Whiskey River take my mind....

Although Willie is a little too classy for AWOL. Probably Brooks and Dunn or some other "country" cheesters.

[SoCalDem]

21. Ta-Daaaaaa... Long lost twin

[JSJ]

22. 'Why Do Us Mass Murderers Always Look So Goofy?' n/t

[Hubert Flottz]

23. Don't miss Mike Moore's newest film 'Nuremberg 2005'

"What do ya mean they want to change the name to Instsnt Bull since I came to town?"