Operation Iraqi Freedom was a success ( practice thread on the art of war)

[Egalitarian]

To defeat your enemy it is necessary to know how they think.

Pretend you are a neo-con and give your best description of how we did. This is not an interview with Fox.

Pretend you are sipping your favorite liquor with your cohorts in crime. You're feeling great as your eyes drift up and down. First to the prized animal heads on the wall, and then down to the raging fire below. You lose all sense of time as the alcohol does it's trick and the flames dance in ecstatic joy. You raise your glasses together in a ceremonious gesture and then one by one you begin reflecting on the taste of success...

[AwakeAtLast]

1. "Did we Cheney them or what? Yuk, yuk, yuk."

[shraby]

2. We also Halliburtoned 'em

ha ha (choking on their drinks)

[AwakeAtLast]

3. [Loud pats on back] n/t

[shraby]

4. And guess what?

None of us got hurt! Only those poor schmucks wearing a uniform. :evilgrin:

[AwakeAtLast]

5. Who's the best leader in the free world? n/t