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A few days ago I sent a letter to our local newspaper about Bush's plans to cancel the election. A couple days after that I reported that James Lancaster, who thinks he's Fayetteville's direct channel to God, was going to write me back, and I promised to post it.
It's here. Have fun!
Incidentally, there are two things in here. One is a printed piece, the other is James' letter. Because it requires high-end cryptologic skills to figure out what the hell James Lancaster is saying, I'll do the printed piece first.
WARNING AWAKE! AWAKE!
YOU ARE GOING TO HELL!--unless you sincerely, wholeheartedly--repent of your sins! Then--"Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ" as your Saviour and Lord! Then forever follow Him! Love Him! Obey Him all the days of your life!
No sin or sinner will ever enter Heaven! And Hell is the only other place you can go!
There is no way to escape out of Hell! Forever!--and ever! There is no purgatory! (Read Luke 16:19-31)
Jesus Christ (the Son of God) describes Hell to be: A Lake of Fire! (Rev. 20:10-15) A place of torment! (Luke 16:22-24) A place where lost souls never die--and the fire is not quenched! (Mark 9:43-48) A place of weeping--wailing--and gnashing of teeth! (Matt. 25:30; Matt. 8:12; Matt. 24:51) A place where sonners and unbelievers drink of the wine of God's wrath! (Rev. 14:10) A place where the smoke of their torment ascendeth up forever and ever. (Rev. 14:11)
REMEMBER! Church membership or good works or good morals, or anything else, will never save you! Jesus said, "Ye must be born again." (John 3:3-8)
ALl liars, adulterers, fornicators, sorcerers (Enchanter with drugs), murderers and unbelievers are going to spend in the lake of fire! (Rev. 21:8; Rev. 22:15)
Every Christian should warn every person possible of these absolute biblical truths. (Read Ezek. 33:8)
Now that we've got that cleared up, here's Jimmy!
Mr. Traitor,
You sorry Rascals are liars when you say President Bush is planning to cancel the fall election. You liberals are an absolute abomination to us decent, God Fearing and patriotic people.
Ugh!as we are to you creeps. We say I laugh!!! We wear your Hatred as a Badge of Honor, Ha! Ha! Ha! President Bush is a Godly Courageous and Patriotic Christian Gentleman, God Bless Him for having the courage to fight you Filthy and Bloody Traitor Scum, Yee Haw! Satan loves to go to Jesus and Slander us Saints, so when someone slanders us they just show who their Pa Pa is. Ha! Ha! Ha!
A Christian Patriot and a Warrior of Jesus Christ James Lancaster
and yes, there were that many underlined words in it. My brace finger's plumb wore out.
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