Who thinks the Shark attack was done by Bush Special OPs?

[ThorsteinVeblen]

Was the BFEE behind the Shark attack in California to distract from the chaos in Iraq?

Radio Controlled Shark?

Special Forces Shark?

Mercenary Shark hired by Brown & Root?

What was it?

[realFedUp]

1. Diversionary shark

Haul out the sharks and missing kids when you
want the sheep to look the other way.

[papau]

2. I liked the SEA LION twist - "not sure its a shark - might be sea lion"

per talking heads last night.

First Sea Lion accusation I have ever heard!

:-)

[Dookus]

3. Coulda been a seal!

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20030723/sc_nm/britain_antarctica_dc_1

[papau]

4. You know - Blue Fish do bite! n/t

n/t

[Brian Sweat]

5. Normally I don't go in for conspiracy theories,

but then I've never heard of a shark attack on a grassy knoll.

[sangh0]

6. You've got it all wrong

There are shark attacks everyday. The only reason it's NOW being reported is because the BFEE told the media "Distract! Distract!"

[Dookus]

9. Actually,

no, there aren't shark attacks every day. They really are a rather rare occurrence, especially one leading to a fatality.

It's also relatively rare along the California coast (thank Zeus, cuz I scuba dive here all the time.)

I don't see this story getting a whole lot of attention. But it's worth a mention on the news.

[sangh0]

10. I was kidding.

.

[SeveneightyWhoa]

7. I doubt Brown and Root was involved

They're not in the business of hiring animals to do their dirty work--thats more of a Raytheon tactic. These were obviously militarized nuclear-powered sharks.

[HalfManHalfBiscuit]

8. I vote yes

Just like they put brain implants in rats to control them by radio.

Quite obvious, really.

[VOX]

11. The victim had a name -- Deborah Franzman.

Franzman was someone's daughter, someone's friend, someone's teacher.
She died a horribly violent death. I'll leave it at that.

http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-082003shark_wr,1,2228141.story?coll=la-home-leftrail
Los Angeles Times
Autopsy: Great White Shark Killed Swimmer
August 20, 2003

A 50-year-old college instructor taking a morning swim bled to death after she was attacked by a great white shark 15 to 18 feet long, preliminary autopsy results showed today.

Deborah Franzman of Nipomo was killed Tuesday as she swam 75 yards offshore alongside a group of seals. Witnesses reported seeing a large fin as Franzman screamed for help.
<snip>
Franzman likely bled to death after her left femoral artery was severed in the attack...
<snip>
Franzman was a sociology instructor at Allan Hancock College in Santa Maria. She swam in the area by the Avila Beach Pier several times a week, friend Andrea Sanders said through tears.