funny blog: "Procter; 'Shut Up, Everything's Great!'

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SHUT UP! EVERYTHING¹S GREAT!
By R. Lee Procter, Executive Director of Public Optimism
United States Department of Defensiveness

Hey, possible voters! Here's YOUR White House update on YOUR Liberation of Iraq! Jinkies, things are just sweller than swell ­ about as good as they can be ­ superb, wondrous, and DY-NO-MITE!!!

Just HOW super-groovy are things going? Let's count the ways together, shall we?

1) THE WAR PART IS OVER (PRACTICALLY)! Wow! We know this, because our own Fearless Top Gun Cowboy of the Skies President Bush SAID it was over, over a hundred days ago! Y'all remember that 'MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!' banner, doncha? By the way, this great moment is now available as Commemorative Dinner Plate illustrated by Thomas Kinkade, 'Painter of Light')

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