List of New Commandments

[whirlygigspin]

got any suggestions?

[StopTheMorans]

1. thou shalt not ever mention religion

outside of a church. that way, everyone can go to the church of their choosing, and noone else will ever try to convert them, nor will they ever try to convert anyone else, and all the flaming would stop. btw: I KNOW THIS IS UNREALISTIC:)

[RobertSeattle]

2. Here's some ideas...

http://www.glennston.com/antibush/ten_rep_command.htm

http://www.internetweekly.org/iwr/parody_neocon_commandments.html

[snooper2]

3. Here are the commandments..

I live by...

The 10 Commandments of Weed

~Rules all stoners should live by~

Thou shalt always share thy weed with thy neighbor

Thou shalt always puff, puff and then pass

Thou shalt never pass on hitting the weed

Thou shalt never comment badly on the quality of free weed

Thou shalt never be greedy with thy weed

Thou shalt smoke weed often

Thou shalt let the roller of the joint fire the joint, or allow another of his choosing

Thou shalt never pass thy bong to thy friend when there is no hit left

Thou shalt never break the rotation when passing the joint

Thou shalt toke up at 4:20, in celebration of the weed

[Hubert Flottz]

4. The Repub's Biggie:

# 11. Do unto others as soon as they turn their backs!

Got to check the FINE print!