Debates you would love to watch? But will probably never happen.

[maveric]

Garafalo vs Coulter for one.
bu$h vs Wesley Clark

Anyone else?

[bluestateguy]

1. Sharpton v. Bush

In real debate, not a joint press conference.

[TMONEY]

4. Beat Me To It

That'd be amazing.

[Cheswick2.0]

19. me too

that is exactly what I thought.

[Samuraimad]

2. Limbaugh V. Carville

Limbaugh would run out crying like a little girl with a skinned knee.

[disgruntella]

3. Franken Vs. Ashcroft

Sunday Sunday Sunday! ONLY on Pay-Per-View!

[Brian Sweat]

5. Battle of the Bills

Bill Clinton vs Bill Oh'Really


I would pay big bucks to watch those to go at it in a real debate. Talk about a steel cage death match. :)

[PurityOfEssence]

6. Edwards vs. Junior

I've been thirsting for this one. It would almost be cruel to watch.

[mlawson]

13. Oh, yeah!

But we can hardly say, this far out, that it's unlikely to happen. Edwards' problem next year, IMO, will be getting past the Dem power brokers, who *might* try to install their favorite: Kerry, Gephardt or Lieberman.

I really think it will be harder for John to get the nomination, than it would be for him to beat bush.

[SoFlaJets]

7. Randi Rhodes vs Rush Limbaugh

she'd wipe the floor with him and his lies just like she does in the ratings down here in Palm Beach County

[maveric]

8. George Carlin vs Jerry Fallwell

Carlin has some good stuff on fundies and is brutal on organized religion in general.

[poskonig]

9. Franken vs O'Reilly

oh wait, that actually happened....

sweet! :smoke:

[NightTrain]

10. Dave Marsh vs. Tipper Gore

I said it in 1986 and I'll say it now: fuck the PMRC!!!

[tsipple]

11. Dean v. Shrub

Also Molly Ivins v. Shrub.

[Proletariat]

12. Franken - O'Reilly II

[mlawson]

14. BIG DOG & Junior!

To paraphrase an old Quayle joke, GWB preparing for debating Bill Clinton: Stopping his ears, and screaming, "Shut up!!! Shut up!!! Shut up!!!"

[sham]

15. damnit! you beat me to it!

I would pay good money to see that. Bunnypants would tuck tail and run back to the pig farm!

A Celebrity Death Match doubleheader with Tim Robbins vs. Ahnold and Susan Sarandon vs. Shannen Doherty could be fun. :evilgrin:
Oh, and as maveric suggested, Garafalo vs. Coulter would be fantastic!

edit:typo

[Khephra]

16. Ali vs. Ari

(back in Muhamad Ali's younger days, of course.)

[Aaron]

Comical Ali versus Ari (n/t)

[Aaron]

25. Comical Ali versus Ari (n/t)

[RummyTheDummy]

17. Clinton vs. *

The ultimate show down. Actually, it wouldn't be much of a contest. Clinton would destroy him.

Also Rush vs. Clinton, Gore vs. Nader, O'Reilly vs. Bill Maher, Sharpton vs. Shrub, Hunter S. Thompson vs. Shrub would be wild.

[HEyHEY]

18. They would most likely agree on some things but

Leary vrs Miller

[diamondsoul]

20. Sharpton vs. Bush

NO DOUBT! That would be among the funniest debates in all of human history!

[millsaps28]

21. Cornell West v. Bush

It would be a riot.

[imax2268]

22. I would like to see...

Garafalo vs Coulter...

Jon Stewart vs Tucker Carlson...

Arianna Huffington vs Ahhhhhhnooold...

Dean vs Shrubby...

[peekaloo]

29. yeah, I like the Arianna vs. Ah-nuld

with subtitles. ;-)

[JVS]

23. Pat Robertson vs Martin Luther

Televangelist vs. complete zealot! Lotsa laughs!

[Corgigal]

24. I would love to see

Chris Rock vs Ann Coulter. I saw them both for 30 seconds on Bill Mahers new HBO show and Chris Rock asked her, "Are you f&*$ing the President, come on tell me?"

[scrutineer]

26. Tom Delay, Rush Limbaugh and Ronald Reagan

vs.

Barney Frank, Joe Conason and Bill Clinton

[Sweetpea]

27. Bush versus anyone...he would lose.

[NicRic]

28. President Gore and pResident bush !

Of course no matter how much Gore would kick bushes ass ,the media would paint it as a wash or say bush won .I would like to hear Gore ask bush to explain why all of the things Gore said would happen under bush, have come to pass. I could hear bush answer with shallow 2 word rsponses as his face gets redder and redder !

[emad]

30. george bush senior vs

the guy who injects the lethal cocktail in the execution lounge of the state penitentiary, once they've read out loud the penalty for treason