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Stephanie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 04:02 PM
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Hey! Crawford Coward! What's with the body armor?
You walk around like this on your OWN ranch?



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MissMarple Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 04:04 PM
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1. Hey, random people in wheelchairs may come in to attack.
A guy has got to be prepared. :evilgrin:
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Stephanie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 04:07 PM
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3. That fella still had one good arm!
He mighta tried something!
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 04:06 PM
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2. "I walk around my ranch and make decisions with war on my mind."
"I clear brush with war on my mind. I make love to my wife with war on my mind. I'm the body armor president."
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GreatCaesarsGhost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 04:08 PM
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4. rove makes him wear it
to make him look bigger.
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sam sarrha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 04:21 PM
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7. Notice that they dont conside his head a Vital Organ.. too small a target
:puffpiece:
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Stephanie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 04:22 PM
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8. Unless it's a Man Girdle
Ya think? Combo Man-Bra/Girdle? For a smoother line under the shirt?
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leftchick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 04:08 PM
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5. By God I think you are right Stephanie....
Whatafucking COWARD from CRrawford... :grr:
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Catfight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 04:10 PM
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6. He's a likable guy, someone you'd like to have a beer with and then
well..you know...not have a beer with.
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Vickers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 04:24 PM
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9. Oh. My. GAWD. Does his "cowboy" buckle have a little presidential seal?
:puke:
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LibraLabSoldier Donating Member (429 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 04:26 PM
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10. I know why there isnt enough body armor for troops now.....
The Bushistas are hoarding it all.
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Stephanie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 05:48 PM
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11. He's got one on his "cowboy" boots too.
The boy likes to dress up in costumes, doesn't he? Wonder what he wears at home - feather boa?
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Stephanie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 06:17 PM
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12. Or maybe he just forgot to take the cardboard out?
Hot enough for you?

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