This just in: The Monument signs with William Morris!

[americanstranger]

Hehehe....

In a stunning development, the William Morris Agency announced this morning that they have signed an exclusive representation contract with Montgomery, Alabama's Ten Commandments Monument. In a hastily distributed press release, William Morris Agency called the signing 'the greatest management coup since Jessica Lynch.'

http://www.blah3.com/graymatter/archives/00000484.html

-as

[Karenina]

1. What a DUMB monument!

WHO NEEDS William Morris when you got 10 plugs every hour IN EVERY MAJOR MEDIA MARKET!!! Dumm. Das kostet Geld!

[Brian Sweat]

2. Does that mean we will never hear from it again?

True Story: A mafia informant needs to go into hiding. He signs with the William Morris Agency and he's never heard from again.


Ok, Ok, it's not really a true story and I stole if from SNL.

[americanstranger]

3. I guess I coulda said ICM or CAA...

But that may have been too 'inside showbiz. ' ;)

-as

[Liberal Veteran]

4. I heard Joe Lieberman was going to appoint it as his running mate...

If he gets the democratic nod.

Woo hoo! I am gonna get rich with my "2 Rocks in O4" bumperstickers!

:):)

[newyorican]

5. Is this not idolatry?

:shrug:

[skrunch]

6. sunday...Sunday...SUNDAY!!!

Don't you DARE miss the only appearance of the STONE in your area!

You and your family will never forgive you if you neglect to TAKE THEM to the ONLY visitation of THE ONE and ONLY STONE!!!

You've read about in the papers....You've SEEN IT on the news...now GET IT...Up close and PERSONAL!!!

SEE IT...FEEL IT...even TOUCH IT!!!

Only ONCE in a LIFETIME could YOU get THIS CLOSE to an EVENT you have SEEN on TEEVEE!!!!

Check your local listing for time and schedule in YOUR AREA!!!


THE STONE ITINERARY Tri-County Area

8/30 7th Day Anabaptist Church 8-9 AM
3rd Street Adventist and Glee Club 11-12 PM
2nd street Church of the Nazarene 2-3 PM
Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses 4-4:05PM
(666 Heathen Street) EVENT CANCELLED

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