I am an American!!!!

[MnAtty]

Last night I went to see my beloved Vikings. Prior to the game we were asked to stand for the singing of a song, it seemed a bit early for the national anthem so I wondered what was up, well I soon discovered that I was standing for a singing of "I am proud to be an American". I was shaking with anger and have vowed to never stand again for this garbage. What has this country become?

[bahrbearian]

1. Toby Keith our new Francis Scott Key

What can you do ? I'm glad to be an American. But how can we ask God to Bless America ? When we bully the world .

[Paschall]

2. Were they selling these at half-time?

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By the way, is that sung to the tune of "I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay!"?

[HFishbine]

3. Sit

Hard to do with, what, 30,000 people surrounding you? But next time, sit back down. You probably will inspire others to do so too and you won't have a regret hangover.

[ugarte]

4. Liberals don't burn records

but if I ever did, it'd be that garbage song ("Stick a boot up your ass") by Toby Keith.

[pansypoo53219]

5. GOD I HATE THAT SONG

had to sit through that damn thing during an art fair. GRRRRRRRRR. makes me INSANE.

[HawkerHurricane]

6. He is an American

(He is a American)
For he, himself has said it
And it's greatly to his credit
That he is a American

(From USS Pinafore, the Americanized version of HMS Pinafore)