Candidate Trashing Thread

[TreasonousBastard]

OK, let's get it all out in the open. None of these people is electable or worthy of the job even if they were.

Dean-- A closet rightwinger who started a cult because he was the first to use the internet to slam the war. He's gonna raise your taxes, reduce your services, and put everyone in jail. Just like he did in Vermont.

Kerry-- Dukakis, Mondale, and every limousine liberal loser you can think of rolled into one. Looks like Lurch, but with half the charisma.

Kucinich-- Just perfect for wingnut radio. They're gonna rag him so hard even Pacifica will be repeating the jokes. It'll take about a week to make him a laughingstock.

Lieberman-- I'd like to see an orthodox Jew run, but I can just imagine how the yarmulke will play in front of Judge Moore's courthouse. Give a different take on the 10 Commandments, innit? Bit of a warmonger, too, isn't he?

Mosely-Braun-- I really hope I live to see the day when a black woman can seriously run. Or any woman. Or a black man. That day just ain't today, though.

Gephardt-- Half the charisma of Kerry and solely supported by the one or two unions that still barely exist.

Sharpton-- Give me a break.

Edwards-- Who?

Graham-- Who?

And, of the undeclared...

Clark-- undoubtedly a plant by the Permanent Government and the real Republican PTB to squeeze out their damaged goods and set someone "reasonable" in office.

Hillary-- Oh! Please! They're yakking enough about the Clintons. Do we really want to ramp it up some more.


Did I miss anything?

[Freddie Stubbs]

1. Her last name is Braun

She is no longer using the hyphenated last name any more.

[Terwilliger]

2. Probably the biggest complaint against Sharpton?!

He's been the most viable candidate to emerge from the debates so far. Scary, huh?