How to piss off a republican

[HFishbine]

Got some very fine satisfaction out of a republican today by using republic as an adjective for their party. He didn't like it one bit (although he defended as perfectly appropriate using democrat instead of democratic).

So here's the plan, change your adjective. Examples:

- The republic party
- A republic senator
- republic policy
- republic newspaper
- a republic judge

You get the idea. As my friend observed, it makes it sound like they are the party of the republic; the party of the state. Spread it around.

[Brian Sweat]

1. Vote

Nothing pisses them off more than people voting.

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

2. Gets 'em every time.

[HFishbine]

4. Oh yeah

well, there's that too. (Good one!)

[Booger]

3. oh the irony

in the fact that senators are representing the democratic republic.
But then again, irony is often lost anyway.

[jfkennedy]

5. Republicans are always pissed off

One does not have to do anything to piss off Republicans. They are always pissed off. They are fanatical extremists similar to the Taliban; they use religion to dictate their one dimensional view of the world onto others. Republicans can best be described as the American Taliban of the world.

[BlackRhino]

6. Wipe yourself off on his drapes when you're done...

Foxing him up his tight pink bunghole?

[Bushknew]

7. United States describes itself as a Republic, itÕs not.

The United States is a Plutocracy veiled under the guise of a Republic.

A quote from Bushknew

[0rganism]

8. put it in a round room and tell it there's a tax cut in the corner?

tell it that there's a black family moving in next door?

stick a Janet Reno Fanclub bumpersticker on its SUV?

[WhoCountsTheVotes]

9. The Publican party

Publicans of the Publican party. Pubbies. Pubics.