Bush's Campaign Song...for those that haven't seen it....

[RedEarth]

I posted this on a hard-right board a few weeks before b... invaded Iraq. It almost incited a riot with all the repukes trying to verbally abuse me. Needless to say they didn't find the song very humorous. I thought it was great and soooo true. The sad thing now, we are losing so many troops for that incompetent group of neo-cons.

But, here is the song and I'm sure there are many new verses that could be added.


George Bush's new Campaign Song: Sing it to the tune of "If you're happy and you know it"

If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq. If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq. If the terrorists are frisky, Pakistanis looking shifty, North Korea is too risky, Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq. If we think someone has dissed us, bomb Iraq. So to hell with the inspections, Let's look tough for the elections, CLOSE your mind and take directions, Bomb Iraq.

It's """pre-emptive non-aggression""", bomb Iraq. Let's prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq. They've got weapons we can't see, And that's good enough for me 'Cos it's all the proof I need Bomb Iraq.

If YOU NEVER WERE ELECTED, bomb Iraq. If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq. If you think Saddam's gone mad, With the weapons that he had, (And he tried to kill your dad), Bomb Iraq.

If your corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq. If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq. If your politics are sleezy, And hiding that ain't easy, And your manhood's getting queasy, Bomb Iraq.

Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq. For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq. Disagree? We'll call it treason, let's make war, not love this season, even if we have no reason, Bomb Iraq.

[Systematic Chaos]

1. Dude, or dudette...

That is freakin' GOOD!

Too bad you didn't save the howling, foaming posts that you got in reply. Those would have made our day!

[RedEarth]

3. The wingnuts went f..... berzerk

The first words out of mouths(posts) were communist, socialist, Clinton, etc, etc....all the worn out rush garbage that he spews. If I would have been their in person I probably would have be strung up.

[sistersofmercy]

2. This is really, really great! You made my night! I want a copy! OMG!

Someone should record this! Thank You!

[KalicoKitty]

5. Here ya go....

http://www.english-atheist.co.uk/clap.htm

[sistersofmercy]

7. too funny! Blair's not a happy camper lately! His career is finished!

[sistersofmercy]

4. visualize...hundreds of ppl in front of the WH singing this song...

Smiley faces everywhere! T-shirts w/ the picture of Georie boy pickin' his nose! Beautiful!

[LEW]

6. Great Great Great

You have a career here!!!!!!! Loved it

B-)

[sistersofmercy]

8. I'm going to print this I like so much!!!!

[Skip Intro]

9. f***ing awesome

I will send this as far and wide as I am capable - especially to the rw kooks who were spamming just a few short months ago with the "murder is patriotic" bs.

Thank you for posting this - somebody should be nominated for something....

[RedEarth]

10. I wish I could take credit for writing this wonderful tune..

however, I found it on another board just a few weeks before the
invasion of Iraq. I thought some of the hard-right might also enjoy
it so I posted it on one of there boards.....needless to say they didn't think it deserved a grammy!!!!!!!