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So we still don't know a great deal about Arnold's plans for California should he become governor, but we do know this: he's got a great big penis and he's not afraid to use it. Well, so he says. According to an interview in Playboy spinoff Oui magazine back in 1977, Arnold has partaken in bodybuilder orgies (ewww - how much grease do you need for something like that?) and has also acknowledged that the ladies used to be fascinated by "little Conan." Said the gubernatorial hopeful, "Women have told me they're curious about its size - you know, outgoing chicks who're just trying to be outrageous or horny. I hear all kind of lines, including 'Oh, you're hurting me; you're so big.' But it means nothing. Bodybuilders' cocks are the same size as everyone else's." Really? Is that before or after they pump themselves full of steroids? Because I've heard rumors about that stuff you know. Oh and by the way, if you want to amuse your friends just read the previous quote again, this time out loud in an outrageous Austrian accent. Guaranteed laughs, I'm telling ya. Anyway, here's some more classic Arnold, this time on women's issues: "I can look at a chick who's a little out of shape and if she turns me on, I won't hesitate to date her. If she's a good fuck, she can weigh 150 pounds, I don't care." Impressive stuff. Sadly though, while Arnold is clearly a true believer in equality for women (as long as they're a "good fuck") he's not so keen on equality for gays. Appearing on Sean Hannity's show last week - well, I say "show" but as far as entertainment goes I think I'd rather be forced to listen to a three-hour-long greaseless bodybuilder orgy - Mr. Schwarzenegger announced that "gay marriage should be between a man and a woman." See that? A simple solution to a complex problem. Give this guy the governor's job already!
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