Letterman's top 10 list last night

[dflprincess]

The subject was "Top 10 Things Overheard at Bush's Labor Day Barbecue"

The one that got the biggest applause from the audience was "I still can't believe that idiot is president."

[AWD]

1. My fave

"No, we haven't found the relish, but we believe in the existence of relish and we will continue to search for it"

[Torgo]

2. Man... that is funny!

Letterman has the best writers in the business!

[Skip Intro]

3. Letterman has been taking some shots at the moron

I missed last night's (dangit), but I've seen a few recently that made my jaw drop - all the way back to where Dave was trying to get the imposter on his show before the 2000 theft, and when he finally did, Dave asked the liar how he'd handle some big issue, and the dumb Texas jerk replied, with his sneering snicker, "fake it." Letterman laughed and said, "and that's how you'll run the country..."

I think Dave's been on board since the begining (on board meaning recongnizing what a sad excuse for a pResident we have been stuck with).

[dflprincess]

7. Remember the tape he kept running of DimSon

cleaning his glasses on one of Letterman's staffers shirts?

But, what I like best was, a couple nights after Bush* had been on, Dave said to Paul "I looked into his eyes and said to myself 'My God, you could hold dances in there.'"

[wndycty]

4. Do you have the entire list?

:kick:

[Wonk]

6. Here

In last night`s thread about it

[wndycty]

9. Thanks

:kick:

[DieboldMustDie]

10. Here's a link:

http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/archive/ls_topten_archive2003/ls_topten_archive_20030901.shtml

[Lefty48197]

5. Ok, we've heard two

what are the other eight?
Dave Rules!

[Zhade]

8. Here ya go

Top Ten Things Overheard at President Bush's Labor Day Barbecue



10. "After 35 days of vacation, I think I've earned a day off"

9. "Secret Service! Cheney's headed for the pork ribs!"

8. "It's true that we haven't found any relish yet, but we believe it exists and we will continue to search for it"

7. "What a great idea to use camp X-ray detainees as waiters"

6. "Check out my hilarious 'Commander-N-Chef' apron!"

5. "These hot dogs are so good, they make me want to invade Frankfurt!"

4. "I still can't believe that moron's president"

3. "Who made this potato salad -- Chemical Ali?"

2. "A toast to all the American taxpayers who paid for this spread"

1. "Laura, honey, am I on fire again?"

http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/

[nedlogg]

11. "The George W Bush Joke . . .

That's Not Really a Joke"

Did anyone see Letterman the night he had Rush Limbag on. It was a few years during the time that Hillary was on the cover of a magazine (Vogue or Cosmo, I forget which.) Anyway, Limbag had the magazine with him and and shows it to the studio audience and says something like "She looks like a hood ornament on a 57 Pontiac" or something to that effect. Dave retorts with "I suppose you're the most perfect looking human being in the world" with the Dave attitude (you know what I mean). He shut Limbag right down. It was great.

[samsingh]

12. i remember that.

Dave had Rush scared silly.

[spooky3]

13. Such an unfair match. I love it!

[newyawker99]

14. dupe

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=153481&mesg_id=153591&page=


I am locking this one.



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