Needed - protest signs for Laura Bush today

[AWD]

Apparently, a few REAL librarians are headed over to protest Laura Bush's visit today....and they need clever things for their signs.

So hit me with 'em....what would YOU put on a Laura Bush protest sign??????

[Cha]

1. "READ THIS!" And then go on to list their grievences about

what the administration has cut in the name of bloody bombs.

[kentuck]

2. IS BARNEY OK ?

:)

[madfloridian]

20. Ha Ha!

Poor Barney.

[AWD]

3. Laura's shopping list

Laura's shopping list
---------------------
-Milk
-Eggs
-WMD
-Votes
-Pretzels

[eyesroll]

10. That is priceless!

I've heard a few librarian-Liberian jokes recently. Don't know if you could work that in without offending people you actually don't want to offend.

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

4. "What the hell were you thinking?"

Note: The name of the above Chimp is "Pickles." You can't make this stuff up.

[Efilroft Sul]

5. I brake for Pickles!

Then draw someone crashing through a windshield.

[AWD]

6. OMG!!!!

A friend just called and said they would put a cardboard sign in the gutter that says "Jenna Was Here"

[Cha]

7. IMO ...that's not nice...there's enough about what the husband is

doing without bringing up the daughters!


Stick in her face about how they really feel about george the whistle ass!

[AWD]

8. I sure wouldn't do it

....I'm not going at all.

Don't want to end up looking like the Hillary-Hater freeper type.

What's his name anyway? Ashley? Brittany? Kristin? Julie?

[rock]

9. Nice Face Lift, Laura

In case you wondered where she was for the last month or so.

Also "Laura Gives Good Head", in case you wanted to know how I knew (pillow talk).

[CBHagman]

11. Who would Jesus bomb?

Honey, I shrunk the surplus.

The dog ate the WMD.

How does cutting after-school and literacy programs leave no child behind?

Dude! Where's my job?

[Gman2]

12. QUIPS

YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR HIS MEDS
CUT HIM OFF TILL HE BEHAVES.
HILLARY DID HEALTH PLAN, HOW BOUT YOU?
AAINT THERE SOMETHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT HIS AGGRESSION?
i SAW YOUR HUSBAND KISSING A NUKE THE OTHER DAY
BUSHES PRACTICE POPULATION CONTROL,WAR!
EVA BRAUN DIDNT GET INVOLVED EITHER
WHATS FOR DINNER,MUSSOLINI?
QUIT YUR STALIN
YOURE NOT GONNA GET YOUR CLEANING DEPOSIT BACK
EVICTION FOR CAUSE

[ewagner]

14. Along the same line

GET OUT OF TIPPER'S HOUSE!

[blm]

13. NO KING GEORGE - NO QUEEN BUSH

.

[gratuitous]

15. "A LOT of Children Left Behind"

Purportedly, she's supposed to have a heart, but I haven't seen any evidence of it. The cuts in social services that have come so that her husband can shovel the federal treasury into the pockets of his donors and benefactors have resulted in a impoverishment of the country such that 17.2% of all children are being raised below the poverty level. That's one in every six. Or maybe a sign that says:

One Child in Every Six Left Behind

[Marymarg]

17. Yes, "A LOT of Children Left Behind"

This is good. A succinct statement that makes a good point with no pettiness.

Above all, do not stoop to the level of "them" by insulting Smirk's wife and certainly not his daughters. That only makes "us" look as nasty and petty as "them".

IMHO, family is off-limits for insults and meanness, especially children, even grown ones. Bush's twins have nothing to do with his being such a rotten excuse for a human being. They should be pitied for having him as a father.

I will never forget the awful things "they" said about Hillary and Chelsea. We are certainly above such name-calling.

[SpiralHawk]

16. Save Some Prozac for the Rest of US

Lord knows we need it.



"People say, how can I help on this war against terror? How can I fight evil? You can do so by mentoring a child; by going into a shut-in's house and say I love you."

- George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Sept. 19, 2002

[AP]

31. I like this one.

[Starpass]

18. How about:

1) Where the Hell You Been for Three Years??

2) Do you DO Anything???

3) How's Life in Government Housing??

4) Did You Get Knocked up and HAVE to Marry Him???

5) How's that Mother-In-Law from Hell These Days??

6) Did the Pretzel have Jack Daniels Written on It??

7) How Come He Fondles that Damn Dog More Than You???

[CBHagman]

34. #4 doesn't work; please don't use it.

The Bushes apparently had trouble conceiving the twins and it was apparently a difficult pregnancy. Please leave "da goils," as I like to call them, out of it.

However, references to 12-Step programs would be a good idea (Bush apparently has a tendency to overreact to criticism, according to Kati Marton), as would references to dysfunctional relationships. If he's getting bent out of shape due to a word of criticism from his own WIFE, God help the rest of us. It's abundantly clear that he prefers sycophants to equal partners and anyone who might challenge him.

Here are some other ideas, albeit with mixed metaphors:

What kind of recovery is this when people can't get jobs?

What kind of 12-step program allows people to get bombed?

[shcrane]

19. Get Out of Tipper's House!

Couldn't resist. Fight fire with fire.

[JI7]

21. "major combat over" "bring them on "

something that mentions the quote of bush saying major combat is over and bring them on along with the number of soldiers died before and after "combat over" and "bring them on" statements.

[radwriter0555]

22. Laura, "JOIN ME FOR A SCOTCH AND CIGARETTE SOMETIME"

that would be fun!

[cmd]

23. Go Shopping

The Emperor Has No Clothes

[cmd]

24. Autograph My Brick

But don't let Mary get her hands on it. She'll throw it away.
(Ya'll have to be from the area to understand.)

[Skittles]

25. DO NOT REFER TO THE FATAL ACCIDENT

she had when she was a teenager. It's despicable and low class - like something a g.d. freeper would do.

[DealsGapRider]

30. Well said.

[radwriter0555]

36. You mean like when the freeps bring up the kennedy accident???

tit for tat. Fork em. Throw all the slag you got.

[Efilroft Sul]

37. We need to be cut-throat with ALL the Bushes

The Freepers can complain about Hillary all they please, but Pickles is the only First Lady to have killed someone else. She was the perfect woman to marry into the Bush clan.

The days of kindness toward the Republicans are over.

[radwriter0555]

42. I agree. EVERYTIME they slam the clintons, smash them with the bush TRUTHS

about their corrupt, drunken, pill popping, chain smoking, failure, inept, illiterate, illegal, skanky, nasty, filthy, whoring, lying, cheating, fascist stealing family.

For every CLINTON action, there IS a bush REACTION.

Fork em.

[AP]

26. Welcome to Stepford

[AP]

27. Texans, Don't Mess with U.S.

[AP]

28. Staring off into the middle distance isn't enough.

[AP]

29. Put George on the Couch until he's stops ruining in America

[proud patriot]

32. SHOW US YOUR ARMS

or What's Laura hiding under her long sleeves.....

[11 Bravo]

33. Is he as clumsy in bed...

as he is when trying to speak?

[Clark Can WIN]

35. Are you better off

than you were 4 years ago? I'm not.

[Cronus Protagonist]

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[Not a robought]

39. DROP BUSH, NOT BARNEY!

[proud patriot]

41. hahahahahahaha....That's a good one

:D

[radwriter0555]

43. I DO like that one!!!

Poor dawg.

[Not a robought]

40. Read the writing on the wall Laura

[Clete]

44. Keep Big Brother out of our public libraries.

Print it over a photo of Ashcroft or Ridge, whichever you prefer.