Can you imagine a story that would send the Freepers over the edge ?

[kentuck]

Since Arnold's group sex, pot-smoking, pro-abortion, gay-rights stands do not seem to bother them? Neither does the fact that Bush WH permitted all of Osama's family and "friends" to fly out of country shortly after 9/11? It doesn't bother them that Bush started an illegal pre-emptive war and that Ashcroft has wiped his butt on the Constitution. Can you think of a possible story that might raise their ire?

For example, "Teenager accuses Bush of fondling him in back of bus"
or "Laura Bush admits she is a lesbian"
or "Bush says he smokes a joint now and then down at the ranch"
or "Rush Limbaugh says he will have sex-change"

Can you think of anything that would jar these folks out of their coma?

[ButterflyBlood]

1. Bush getting a blowjob from an intern

oh wait, nah...

[maveric]

6. Bu$h giving a blowjob to an intern.

And: "Laura Bu$h admits lesbian relationship with Hillary"

[Iris]

22. now THAT has possibilities!

[Andy_Stephenson]

29. Bush is givin blow jobs

Just not to an intern. Now Victor Ashe is a different story.

[maveric]

7. Bu$h giving a blowjob to an intern.

And: "Laura Bu$h admits lesbian relationship with Hillary"

[Iris]

21. Even he's not stupid enough to let that happen

[Sweetpea]

52. Bush gets blow job from Ashcroft

much better.

[ixion]

2. Bush declares he is a gay atheistic communist...

that ought to do it...;-)

[alfredo]

3. Bush loves Dixie Chicks.

mispleeled wurd, had to eddit.

[kentuck]

8. Yep !

:) That one would work!

[Mandate My Ass]

9. ROFLMAO

Ever see the movie Scanners?

On edit: Hey what happened to "Hillary Clinton sworn in as 44th President of the US?"

Although the dixie chicks one is good too.

[alfredo]

27. I had a feeling that was not following the general

theme, republicans acting like human.


Here's one, Bush donates $1 million to ACLU.

Ashcroft comes out of the closet.

Rumsfeld says something nice about France.

Bush dumps Laura for Condi.

Laura Dumps George for Marilyn Manson.

Bush twins do Dallas.

Barney endorses Dean.

[Bandit]

19. I gotta ask ~ Four easy words and you misspelled one of them

Which one? I say it was Bush* because you forgot the asterisk.

[alfredo]

32. Yep I spelled it

wrong. I spelled it a s s h o l e. spelled wrong but correct in many other ways.

[GainesT1958]

4. The idea of...

A Kucinich Administration!:D

(Now, I think odds are it WON'T happen next year--however, it IS enticing to think how they would react. What country would take 'em all when they left here? Paraguay? :eyes: )

B-)

[CO Liberal]

5. "Rush Limbaugh says he will have sex-change"

As soon as he figures out which sex he's changing FROM, and which he's changing TO.

:-)

[leetrisck]

10. Hilary Clinton & Wes Clark

announcing they are running together as Pres/VP

[denverbill]

11. How about this?

"Ann Coulter, Anna Kournikova, and Bill Clinton Caught in Love Nest!"

"GWB Gets Blowjob From MALE Intern"

"Bush to Raise Taxes on Ultra-wealthy"

"Republican Congress Passes Single Payor National Health Care Plan"

[Caution]

12. Dubya and Rush engaging in mutual oral sex

While rumsfeld and Cheney watch and cheer. Sean Hannity is discovered to have videotaped the entire incident and was discovered furiously masturbating to the video by Ann Coulter who had just brought over a copy of the Communist Manifesto for the two of them to read over a nice glass of French wine.

[Zuni]

13. Bush asking Hillary to be his running mate in 2004

They hate Hillary more than they hate Osama bin laden.

[proud patriot]

14. Yes...The headline would be "Bush Compromises again with ______"

insert your social cause or religious or immigrant rights
gun control conservation etc....

[Don_G]

15. Hillary: New Iraqi Governor

I can just imagine their nemesis controlling all of that oil, rebuilding the country from the revenue and not being able to hide anything in a Cayman Islands bank account from it.

Besides, "Taliban" Bill has a nice ring to it.

[MissMillie]

16. "Saudi King admits to financial backing of 9/11" (n/t)

.

[AntiCoup2K4]

28. You forgot the second part of the headline....

"Saudi King admits to arranging financial backing of 9/11 through their partnership with Bin Laden construction and the Carlyle Group"

[Champion Jack]

17. Report Finds Size Of Government Up Sharply Under Bush!?!?

Thu Sep 04 2003 12:53:44 ET

The Bush Administration has brought the era of big government back, say a Brookings Institution scholar and a growing number of conservatives dismayed about such growth under the Republicans' watch.

The Wall Street Journal on Thursday reports:

"While the number of official government employees declined slightly after President Bush took office, the Brookings study to be released Friday finds the number of full-time employees working on government contracts and grants has zoomed by more than one million people since 1999, bringing the overall head count to more than 12.1 million as of this past October."

The "eight-page report is likely to fuel debate about the administration's approach, at a time when budget deficits are ballooning and Mr. Bush is pressuring Democrats to hold down federal spending." The report "finds that the growth is happening entirely outside traditional civil-service hiring channels.

'The Bush administration is overseeing a vast expansion of the largely hidden federal work force of contractors and grantees,' according to the report, written by Paul Light, who directs the Center for Public Service at Brookings, a nonpartisan think tank."

[Japhy_Ryder]

18. Here's a few

Bush says that "Sweet Home Alabama" is a dumb song

Bush converts to Islam

Bush, DeLay dance evening away at "Remington's" (DC Reference)

Bush: "I've just signed an agreement that all nations will disassemble all of their nuke-you-ler weapons, work toward ending global warming, establish a high standard of living in the third world and allow all people to live with dignity according to whatever religious belief they have."

[rock]

20. "Bush kicked out of Gay, Communist, Gun Club"

Thanks SNL

[zeemike]

23. Nothing would work

No matter how bad it is. And that is because they would just spin a new dynamic to cover it.
To understand this you must read George Orwell’s 1984 and understand just what Doublespeak is and how it works.
There was a chapter in there called I think: The two minute hate” where right in the middle of hating the evil adversary they changed who the adversary was and no one even noticed.
A blowjob would be spun into a heroic act to save a life by sucking the poison from a spider bite, and they would believe it because they have all there money, marbles and chalk invested in this man.

[solinvictus]

38. Orwell

This whole administration has operated off of Orwellian principles. The very notion that we're now, after lambasting the UN, asking for military aid is absurd. While thumbing our nose at Franco-German objections to the war, we now expect them to commit troops to our mess. At the same time, while Al Queda has obviously regrouped, we can't decide who our enemy is for public consumption. I recently read an opinion on the centenary of Orwell's birth that stated he was wrong. I believe Orwell was correct, but rather than Ingsoc, we have the thought police mixed with the decadent entertainments of Huxley's "Brave New World".

[zeemike]

73. I can’t disagree with any of that

But I swear that the RW read Orwell and decided that doublespeak and big brother government was a workable plan to take power.
I don’t know if you have read any of Orwell’s papers on language but I suspect you have.
But it seems like a playbook for the RW.

[zeemike]

74. My god all of these are so good

There is a lot of creativity here at DU

[SideshowScott]

24. The freeps will defend a GOPer no matter what they do...

Look at Joe Scarbrogh..You know good and well the only thing that got him off the hook is that hes a republican..Not a peep from the freeps about that..Oh his " Im was with Cheny" Alabi was beyond dumb but the freeps and whore press let is slide....
There are the COUNTLESS sexual crimes that the GOPers do..But not a peep..They only break on a local level ( Thanks to DU we know about em)
There is Bush handing out gov cash to his buddys like it was candy while cutting services to Americans in need and to make America a better place..Nope nothing from the freeps about that..
Basily i have come to understand that a Freeper is basicly brainwashed to the point of it would take a mass deprogramming sessoin to even come close to fixing

[Sophree]

39. Any scandal involving someone with a "D" after their name

If the name has an "R" afterward, forget it. They don't care. Or they are told not to care.

[ShaneGR]

25. I know exactly what WILL rattle them

Bush favorability rating 49%.

[Not a robought]

26. France and Germany take over direction of Iraq n/t

[David Zephyr]

This Would Do It: Bush Picks Powell to Be His VP.

All the rest, like with Arnold, would have no effect.

But let Bush choose a Black Man for his VP and then you'd have a meltdown within the Republican Party.

[SayitAintSo]

45. Bush Picks Condi < yikes a black WOMAN> as VP running mate

and she's a lesbian

[leetrisck]

30. They got very excited earlier today

because they heard Chelesa Clinton has a job paying $125,000 per year - called her every name in the book - and the story was in the National Enquirer.

[bloom]

31. "Child Pornagraphy video includes Bush* - Child's Parents Sue"

That would wake most of them up.

[JohnKleeb]

33. lol Rush says he will have a sex change

ok what I think
Dubya and Cheney kiss a la Britney and Madonna.

[DemNoir]

34. All it would take is

"Bush says deficit out of control, proposes tax increase".

"Bush proposes increase in school lunch programs".

Either of those or anythjing similar would cause Cheney to call the CIA and initiate operation "icy wing"

[JohnKleeb]

35. or

Bush to divorce wife for Jim Kolbe(the gay GOP congressman)
or
a Kucinich presidency.

[leftofthedial]

36. nothing

EVERYTHING is spinnable and the freeper's views are provided to them by the spinmeisters.

[snippy]

37. They get angry if you ask how Saddam's semen got on Reagan's lips.

I sometimes asked this question of kreepers or shittoheads obsessing about WMD during the build up to the Bush Invasion of Iraq. Almost always drove them ballistically apeshit.

[JPace]

40. bush confesses he and his regime....

stole the election through cheating
and manipulation. Says God told him
to confess and resign.

[ThoughtCriminal]

41. Bush Family flees to Saudi Arabia

converts to Islam and fights extradition. That should do it.

[RobinA]

42. Bush Resigns -

Says He Lied About Iraq

[disgruntella]

43. bush declares islam national religion

Outlaws gun ownership, Christianity, heterosexuality, mullets...

[Scurrilous]

60. Bingo!

If you really want to piss-off a Freeper, take away his guns. Then give them to an illegal Mexican immigrant.

[dorktv]

44. Bush comes on TV says "I am a total liar. So is Cheney..."

then shoots himself and Cheney.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

46. Dubya is really Fidel Castro's love child!

[Zorro]

47. Bill Clinton Wins Nobel Peace Prize

that one is guaranteed to drive the herd of freepers over the cliff.

[spooky3]

48. Bush twins enlist, draw mideast duty

Iraq oil fields found to be dry
* compliments White House chef on preparing an interesting but delicious North Korean dish, then can't locate Barney.
Al Franken buys Faux News, CNN, and MSNBC

[shatoga]

49. any TRUTH that discredits conservatives' propaganda

sends them over the edge

[John_H]

50. Supreme Court Upholds Ban on Sibling Marriages

that oughta do it.

[kayleybeth]

51. No matter what kind of dirt came out about Bush

the freepers wouldn't believe it. And even if they were FORCED to believe it (i.e. * actually admitted to something that should horrify them), they would just make excuses for him. That's what they do.

I read their forum fairly regularly and it's amazing how quickly they can change their tune. If you go back and look at the FR threads right after 9-11, they were saying stuff like 'Thank God Bush is the Pres. because if Clinton or Gore were in charge they'd be exploiting this tragedy to push the democrat agenda and infringe on our civil liberties'.

Nowadays though, those same posters are the first ones to jump to *'s and AshKKKroft's defense. Freakin' hypocrites.

[Sweetpea]

53. Laura Bush has an affair with Clinton

[Sweetpea]

54. Footage of Bush doing Coke with Uday

[Sweetpea]

55. Bush's Love Child With Linda Tripp Comes Out of Closet

[Sweetpea]

56. Bush Has Penis Enlargement to Match Ego Shortly Before

Meeting Troops in Flight Suit

[Sweetpea]

57. Bush Throws Gang Bang in honor of Daugher's Sobriety

Arnold Hosts.

[Sweetpea]

58. Bush Twins Set To Star In R Kelly's New Video

[Sweetpea]

59. Bush Orders Tax Cut In Iraq to Stimulate Economy

[Sweetpea]

61. Colin Powell admits to being "House Negro"

[Sweetpea]

62. Bush Against Dick and Colin Union

[Sweetpea]

63. Bush's Secret $2000 Tab to Psychic Friends Network.

[Sweetpea]

64. Bush Eats at Taco Bell to sway Hispanic Vote

[Sweetpea]

65. Bush blames Clinton for French heat wave

[Sweetpea]

66. Bush Wins "Rock the Vote" with Justin Timberlake Kiss

[Sweetpea]

67. Bush Ok's Abortion for Pregnant Daughter by Black Man

[Gingersnap]

68. Bush's black mistress comes forward, claims

he forced her to have an abortion

[Sweetpea]

69. Saddam confesses on new tape " I really like doing business with

those Bushes"

[Sweetpea]

70. Fox Launches New Series "Who Wants to Be a Terrorist"

A reality series that chronicles Bush's Road Back to the White House

[Sweetpea]

71. Bush accuses Right Wing Media of Bias

[Sweetpea]

72. Bush Approves Reparations Bill including one way ticket back to AFrica

[Sweetpea]

75. See what happens when I drink?

[robbedvoter]

76. Only this: "Bush switches parties: he is a Democrat now!"

All the others are funny, but wouldn't work.