All right, I need a T-shirt and I need it bad.

[Can o Beans]

Drove 10 hours to go home for the Thanksgiving holidays to the home of my Freeper in-laws in Oklahoma. They all thought it would be cute to wear to the thanksgiving dinner table their new t-shirts (bought specifically to annoy me) depicting * in ebony overtones and with the proud slogan "Dubya is my Homeboy".

(These are the kind of freepers that think it is cute and funny to adopt black cultural artifacts as long as they don't actually ever have to meet, speak to, or associate with an actual black person.)

So?

I have to drive back for Christmas, and I fully expect all 7 of them to whip out the shirts again.

I need my own shirt. Something that will really piss them off.

Help!?!?!

-- Can

[Pacifist Patriot]

1. OMG! I wouldn't have been able to swallow my food.

How about "Dubya is the AntiChrist"

Kudos to you for putting up with it, I don't think I could return for Christmas.

[Can o Beans]

4. If I could find one...

that would certainly be a good start...

It was amazing the way they glorify this idiot.

One of them asked me how I could possibly vote Kerry, since that would be like voting for Teddy Kennedy.

I thought he was going to punch me when I asked him how he could vote for Richard Nixon.

[DebinTx]

2. Why go and endure that torture?

I'd politely beg off. If you have to go, take along some of those military draft forms to pass out and don't forget your DU shirt!

[Can o Beans]

8. I am from Tulsa myself.

But OKC is waaaaaaaaay worse. I have already been in trouble with my wife for challenging the 18 year old to enlist if he is such a strong BushBot. That got me grounded for a week from all bedroom activities.

My "Republicans are really brave with other people's children" line didn't go too well either.

[Swamp Rat]

32. AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Keep up the good fight! I'm not backing down from these armchair generals... these little weenie republicans too afraid to support our troops BY GOING THERE!!! My cousin wants to come home from "hell" and would like a Bush patriot to replace him.

[politicat]

15. The Flu IS going around.

What could be a better cure for family induced flu than you, a copy of Badder Santa, soup of choice, a friend or loved one of choice, and some nice chocolate?

I've begged off on that type of shit with my family. If you've got kids, a non-traditional holiday sometimes goes over really well and is the one that's really memorable. (My step-daughter's favorite Solstice was the year we did a junkfood veg out and did things no one does on Christmas; my favorite was the year that Mom decided to drive us to San Diego and we camped out on the beach. (Dad was invading some small, Central American nation that year....)

Just a thot...

Pcat

[pk_du]

3. One of my personal favorites..

On edit - says "Fucktard"

[Can o Beans]

11. I'm sorry

but that is just hilarious. Thanks.

[nostamj]

5. take a look at mine...

some are sure to do it.

esp. ones they might not *quite* get: ("the new and improved alphabet")

also, if you have someone YOU want to wear, send a PM. i've done a bunch of special requests for other DUers.

STORE

[Ladyhawk]

29. Hey, how about "A blue person in a red county"?

I live in California in a red county. It's annoying as HELL.

[nostamj]

30. sent you a PM n/t

I assume you want a variation on this from my shop:

[pk_du]

6. Loads and loads you can order online here

http://www.cafepress.com/politics/browse/anti+bush

[underpants]

7. They wore a T-shirt to the Thanksgiving dinner table?

and a printed one at that.

WOW! Do they sit around and listen to Foxworthy albums?

[Can o Beans]

10. They WORSHIP Foxworthy

And they make over $200,000.

[meegbear]

Try here ...

http://www.t-shirtcountdown.com/t-shirts/politics.html

You should be able to find something good here. My favorite:

[imax2268]

9. How about

"Mandate This"

[eternalburn]

12. T-shirt Hell

A place where anyone can find at least one item that will completely offend someone else.

http://www.tshirthell.com/hell.shtml

[Midlodemocrat]

13. My personal favorite t-shirt

is one I got from seeyageorge.com. It has a picture of the idiot along with the saying "Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?" (To be fair, that question is rarely asked) It is an absolute hoot and sometimes RWers aren't sure if I am making fun of him or not. I love to wear it.

[offcenter]

14. Here's one

reserved for the most offensive occasions.
More amusing and offensive t-shirts at http://www.amazingplanet.com



On edit: They might like this one too.

[Can o Beans]

16. Thanks dudes...(and dudettes)

this is a great start...

[Somawas]

17. Try

the cafexpress stores at

www.whitehouse.org

and

www.georgewbush.org

[CornField]

18. The shirt I bought for a trip to Oklahoma in September

"Born Again Democrat"

There's a very nice selection at http://www.northernsun.com/ (I'm in no way affliated with them, just like their stuff.)

[Menshevik]

19. a few

at http://www.yque.com/index.html

[AP]

20. How about "Bombs are my God" T-shirts, with a bunch of

nukes with halos, and pictures of Bush, Cheney, Rummy, and Condy painted on the sides.

[Done]

21. "I am a gay Marxist...just like Jesus"

[Can o Beans]

22. Thanks all, here's the two I went with...

[anarchy1999]

38. Nice choice. A friend and fellow DU'er has replaced all his bumper

stickers from the "selection" with really offensive anti-fundamentalist ones. One of them says something like "Don't pray in our school - I won't think in your church" and the other is "God was my co-pilot but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him."

I was just told they can be found at www.evolvefish.com

PS/Don't waste your precious time and mental energy going. Period.

[trogdor]

23. I have just the thing.

At my store: http://www.cafepress.com/rai_store

[Bleacher Creature]

24. Who would Jesus Bomb?

Or any of the others at this site.

http://www.bant-shirts.com/AntiBush.htm

[imax2268]

25. "Jesus mixed my Napalm"

with a picture of BushCo holding a thumbs up...

[captain disgruntled]

26. I need a t-shirt

with this on it:

[imax2268]

27. go to cafepress.com

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

28. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em

www.jesusland.com

[Swamp Rat]

31. Print these out... put it on a shirt... make a bumper sticker

[CalebHayes]

33. I got one

www.internationalterrorist.com

[Atman]

34. Lots of them here! BushCo stuff, more

NBY 1st Amendment Shoppe

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[anarchy1999]

35. Just had 100 T's printed up - MILITARY RECRUITERS LIE!

They are available through www.dallaspeacecenter.org

Interested?

If not, look for Nostamj, I'm sure he'll have something that you can use.

[Scrooge]

36. OMG

You will drive TEN hours for that abuse?? You poor thing! I hope you can come up with something to shock the shit outa them. Go as a pagen, or come out as being gay or something. Ohhhhh.. better yet, take a photo along of a hot black person, and tell them that is your girlfriend. OHhhhh.. better yet, go into a photo booth, and have a picture taken of you and her/him, and have it imposed onto a tshirt!!! hehehe!

[Can o Beans]

39. I would take your suggestions

but I value an occasional bout of sexual intercourse with my wife.

[Guarionex]

37. I would have up the ante on them...

I would have pulled out my schlong and said,

"THIS...is my homeboy, biatches"...and promptly pissed on all their shirts...

then I would have run....

:)