Freeps: Oral Sex = SODOMY

[private_ryan]

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To: pikachu
Oral Sex = SODOMY! One step BEYOND intercourse and into perversion. Clinton = Pervert.
7 posted on 12/02/2004 10:53:17 AM EST by buffyt (~ Get the UN out of the US and get the US out of the UN ! ~)
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here she is:
http://www.freerepublic.com/~buffyt/

[samwisefoxburr]

1. and sodomy is a bad thing...how?

[htuttle]

2. It's their loss

:evilgrin:

[fertilizeonarbusto]

3. Oh, I bet they're funfunfun in bed

:eyes:

[da_chimperor]

4. She she doesn't like to give, but how about receiving?

Can't think of a female alive who doesn't like that. :evilgrin:

[Carni]

5. They have gotta be kidding

Don't those idiots have anything better to do with their time?

[Dr.Phool]

16. Obviously

They're not getting any sex

[Carni]

18. With freepers that is a given LOL

NT

[Walt Starr]

6. Under the old sodomy laws, oral sex IS sodomy

Anything other than the missionary position is considered sodomy in the strictest definition.

[Carni]

12. I would bet big bucks

That all the old religious mandates about sex were mainly in place for health purposes.

We have no way of knowing what medical beliefs the people who wrote the various religious texts held.

I wish the freepers would read something other than their bibles.

[BR_Parkway]

27. The only thing I ever saw in those religious laws was about not

spilling your seed. Seems like a clear direction that you should swallow - maybe that's why she's so freaked out about it.

[Lorien]

19. Because it doesn't lead to conception

They are horrified by pleasure-it's all about making more soldiers for Jesus, after all (BTW- the most perverted people I've known throughout my life are sexually repressed fundies)!

[sui generis]

20. and not just any ol' missionary position but

with the man on the top and the woman on the bottom and the lights out.

[elehhhhna]

25. ...& preferably through a hole in the blanket...

[Melodybe]

7. Damn that's what's wrong with them! They never get any head!

Poor people, oral sex must be hard to live without.

[gratuitous]

8. Technically, it's true

The sodomy laws in most states were written basically to criminalize any sexual act except missionary position intercourse for the express purpose of making babies. Anything else was outlawed. You can probably provide the reasons for yourself.

[Carni]

15. I had no idea this was the case

What a lovely time we are living in that old bullshit social laws are being viewed as something relevant to our legal system again.

[HamdenRice]

32. Are you sure ...

I think that technically woman-on-top-ride-em-cowboy and doggie style were OK even under sodomy laws, so life in the old days wasn't that bad after all!

[BlueEyedSon]

9. Maybe her boyfriend/husband does it BADLY.

ROTFLMAO!

[private_ryan]

10. can you blame him though?

with a woman who has that attitude...

[deutsey]

14. Did you see her picture? He must be into necrophelia.

[ronnykmarshall]

30. Oh come on ..

she actually an attractive woman.

Her head is stuck up her ass however.


Oh, no! Would that classify as "sodomy"?

[deutsey]

44. Eye of the beholder, man, eye of the beholder.

I'm not into the bride of Dracula look.

:evilgrin:

[Melodybe]

29. Sam Kinison gave advice on how to give head that maybe we should tell

all of our freeper friends, guys just write the alphabete with your tongue and everything will be fine.

[Straight Shooter]

11. Face all bunched up: "Ewwww, you want me to put my mouth on THAT??!!"

Then they piss and whine when their partner finds someone who doesn't think the human body is nasty and degrading.

I think the little freeper is displaying one reason why the divorce rate is so high in "red" states.

[sui generis]

13. freeps telling me what I can and can't do in the bedroom: funny

I wish they would just pay a little more attention to their own pathetic lives.

Hey freepers you are pathetic. It's not cool to be pathetic. Get a life of your own. Then live it. Now beat it.

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

36. They can't beat it can they?

Isn't that sodomy too? :shrug:
Funny, we could extend the mind set to even more ridiculous heights, such as rounding up all the left handed people in the world and beating the devil out of them. Oh, wait, that's already been tried...
:)

[rppper]

39. you know gawd kills a kitten..........

every time you jack-off!!!

she's trying to save the cats...thats all....

this would be funny except that the climate we are now in is indicative to these archaic beliefs. i'm sure her hubby or S/O is in total agreement. i'm sure he would never visit a neighborhood professional for a BJ in a back ally....nope nope nope....never never never.....

STAY OUTTA' MY BEDROOM DOUCHE-BAG!!!!!

[CO Liberal]

17. They Don't Know The Difference Because They Don't Get Either

:-)

[noshenanigans]

21. If sodomy's wrong, I don't wanna be right. n/t

[Marnieworld]

26. Amen to that! n/t

[scarlett1]

22. Teens have considered oral sex

not to be "sex" long before Bill Clinton got a BJ from Monica.

It is called RATIONALIZATION.
"No, Mom I'm still a virgin"

When Bill said "I did not have sex with that woman"
I knew exactly what he meant.

[datasuspect]

23. i thought

people have been giving each other head for quite some time now . . .

they seem to oral sex is now bill clinton's fault

[Bigmack]

24. During the Monica thing...

... our local paper printed a letter from some geek who was pissed at Clinton for engaging in that disgusting practice. Went on for about 200 words.

I wrote a snide but publishable letter in response, as did many others I'm sure. None published.

I felt the paper shouldn't publish anything as embarrasing as this slob's admission... it say WAY too much about the poverty of his life.

Incidentally, "The Janus Report" - which is the best modern report on sex practices in the US - indicates that oral sex is about equally popular across the political spectrum.

[Pirate Smile]

28. Ummm, IT IS and that is probably the best argument people have that the

government should stay out of this issue.

The legal definition of sodomy includes oral sex so in the states where it is illegal, a married couple can't do that in bed or they are breaking the law.

This was an amusing lecture during criminal law class at law school.

[HamdenRice]

31. Freeper nutcase thinks Clinton invented oral sex!

One of the replies that had be LOL was:

To: esryle
She said teens do not think oral sex counts as sex.
This is the true Clinton Legacy is this. That also depends on the meaning of what 'is' is.


2 posted on 12/02/2004 7:51:36 AM PST by pikachu (The REAL script)
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I, however, have this odd recollection of people having oral sex before 1992!

[EOTE]

33. The ridiculous thing is.....

These ignorant, repressed creeps know that they can't convince the public that Clinton's actions were an impeachable offense, they simply talk about how awful it was for children to be exposed to talk of oral sex and how children now don't consider oral sex to be real sex. These people are hypocrates of the highest order! It was their vendetta against Clinton that insured that their kids would be seeing this stuff 24/7 for three years while they did their damnedest to unseat the last Democratically elected President. These people wanted to see talk of oral sex on TV as much as possible, they relished it. Of course, you never heard them complaining of Clinton's negative coverage while it was happening, only now that the damage has been done. These people are the worst type of filth. Hypocritical, ignorant, repressed, perveted creeps. That's about the nicest thing I can say about them.

[youngred]

34. Actually it is

technically oral sex is considered sodomy

[muriel_volestrangler]

35. That's because freepers talk out of their arse (n/t)

[skypilot]

37. I wish...

...these fuckers would take up oral sex. If they had something in their mouths we wouldn't have to listen to them.

[PurityOfEssence]

38. No wonder they have bad breath

Sounds like another of those Lenny Bruce used to call "a card-carrying member of the great legion of the unlayed."

[spinbaby]

40. I have a friend who's dating a fundie

Although I think not too much longer. He's divorced, was married long enough to have four kids, and had never had oral sex. She's having a hard time with him, not so much because of the religious nuttiness but because of his massive guilt trips about sex.

[jenny qualms]

41. gonna get me some hot "hand-use exploration..."

and maybe someday, with the right man, after years of courtship and a loveless marriage, i'll get some brief, genital insertion. until then, i'll just sit here and knit this scarf...



<"Research shows 16 percent of girls and 20 percent of boys have engaged in sexual intercourse by the time they reach their 14th birthday..."

<Well at least that means that 84% of girls have not had sex by their 14th birthday. If they are counting such things as hand-use explorations as sex then the 16% figure is not too shocking. While all sex is sex at least some of these activities to not lead to pregnancy and have a little lower incidence of disease.

<30 posted on 12/02/2004 7:59:04 AM PST by Monterrosa-24 (Technology advances but human nature is dependably stagnant

[leftynyc]

42. Those people are dumber than a box of hammers

Have they really fooled themselves into believing that Bill Clinton invented teenage oral sex? And further to their insanity, it certainly wasn't Bill's fault it was spread all over the TV. These maggots don't ever take responsibility for anything - it's all someone else's fault.

[UdoKier]

43. It is sodomy under the old laws.

But defining a legal consensual act of any kind as "sodomy" seems pretty stupid to me.

If Clinton getting head makes him a pervert, that makes about 95% of men in this country perverts.

Why isn't the penis-shaped vibrator buzzing in Dildo Reilly's ass a problem for these people?

[Book Lover]

45. But O'Lielly is one of THEM

And as long as he's on their team, anally-inserted dildos are OK!

[private_ryan]

46. wel it's different

he stuck it himself. Hahaha..picture that everytime you see him.

[Book Lover]

48. Yragh!

I feel unwell...

[CatholicEug]

47. Legally speaking

Sodomy is oral or anal to genital/mouth contact.

[offcenter]

49. Well, legally

giving money to a politician in return for favors is bribery.
We don't see too many convictions on that count.

[Hobarticus]

50. Lighten up...get loose...get laid...

..and leave the rest of us alone, Mother Superior.