The most AMAZING contribution to my campaign just arrived

[AWD]

OK, who did it???? Fess up!

I've been out for a while, but just came back an hour ago....and on my doorstep was a UPS package (my neighbor signed for it, thank you).

The outside read "Jeff Seemann For Congress", but no return address was found. No note to describe who sent it, but there it was.

Inside were three books

-'Lies and The Lying Liars Who Tell Them' by Al Franken
-'Big Lies' by Joe Conason
-'The Greatest Sedition Is Silence' by William Rivers Pitt

Somebody donated these books to my campaign, and whoever it was...thank you. Thank you VERY much.

Sincerely,
Jeff Seemann
Future Congressman

P.S. I already had Will Pitt's book (hey, I'm IN it). It will make a nice gift to a friend, if you don't mind.

[goobergunch]

1. I don't know who it is...

but this might provide a loophole in the campaign finance laws. :evilgrin:

[AWD]

2. yipes

I was going to report it, but who gets credit???

I'll call the FEC in the morning and see what they say. Total value of the 3 books is 75 bucks, so we'll see.

on edit - are you claiming responsibility????

[Cha]

3. Somebody Likes you!

Way to go, AWD! That's so Cool! :kick:

BTW...Have you heard anything about the infamous video with bush throwing down the Union jacket is state of hissy fit?

[AWD]

5. No, I have not heard

I'm hearing that it may be a hoax, but I'm also hearing people who claim to have seen it. I never have, but until I get more proof, I'm hesitant to promote it.

Of course, you and I both know it happened...the little goof had to blow his top about 50 times a month...but until we get video of it......

[Cha]

7. Aw...time will tell! And If it were on video you know they would

want to buy up those negatives!

[Bandit]

4. Be very careful opening strange packages.

Especially now you have given your real name and location. Freepers are dangerous animals. I'm serious be careful, and best of luck to you also.

[AWD]

6. Been careful with it....

...since my wife was working at Planned Parenthood in October 2001.

Yes, she got one of those packages from Army Of God.

Since then, "careful" has been second nature with packages.

That was October 2001...good thing there's no terrorist attacks after 9/11, right? Whoops, forgot about the anthrax and various hoaxes, didn't you Ashcroft???