What ever happened to Ari Fleischer?

[rainy]

Does anyone know what happened to him? My dad keeps asking me this.

[mr_hat]

1. I heard he's been servicing Babs.

[Reverend_Smitty]

3. ewww...

thats one disturbing visual that I'll be stuck with for the rest of the day. :shudder:

[DenverDem]

2. Laying low, spending his dough.

He's rich from all the hush money he got after being the busholini designated liar.

[60s Chick]

9. Ari, Where Are You?

Apparently, even lying Republican whores have their limits.

[GRLMGC]

4. Do you honestly care?

Honestly?

[rainy]

10. My dad keeps asking, he thinks something was very fishy

with his departure. I always pride myself in being able to get answers from my friends from DU. I always tell him "I got ways of finding out." And, of course, you are my way, my truth and my light. Ha!Ha! Does anybody know?

[GRLMGC]

11. I don't

He still praises Bush, though, so it couldn't have been on bad terms. He was a great liar.

[Lavender Brown]

5. I just saw him on C-Span a few days ago

I think he's doing consulting and is on the lecture circuit. Who would purposely go to hear to him speak, I don't know.

[sui generis]

6. how DOES a pathological liar get to work for the Bush

administration? Oh wait, water seeks its own level.

[Dr.Phool]

14. I think thats a pre-requisite

[Book Lover]

7. Yeah, nobody could lie like him

Scott is too honest - he blushes and stammers; well, at least he used to... But Mr. F. could obsfucate with the best of 'em...

[Julien Sorel]

8. In a secure location recovering from extensive rhinoplastic surgery.

All those lies, ya know.

[Batgirl]

15. ahh, sweet nostalgia

I brush a tear from my cheek, recalling those heady days of yore.

• Americans "need to watch what they say, watch what they do."
• A reporter's question had been "noted in the building."
• "Changing the tone"while fueling fake vandalism rumors: "I choose not to describe what acts were done that we found upon arrival."
• Claiming falsely Air Force One was fleeing from terrorists on 9/11.

Ari, Ari...thy name falls gently from my tongue like a slimy hairball...

[sui generis]

16. oh, I thought you were going to say

from having it so far up the shrub's ass for so long :evilgrin:

[skypilot]

12. If he were even remotely human...

...he should have gone on a bender and then checked himself into rehab.

[xpunkisneatx]

13. Who cares?

That guy was so annoying. I can't believe some women found him attractive. I thought he was a hideous nerd

[mac56]

17. "I can't believe some women found him attractive."

As my grandma used to say: "There's a lid for every kettle."