To all the women here on DU

[Poiuyt]

You can save men:

http://datetosave.com/index.shtml

:)

[RevolutionaryActs]

1. I cant breathe I'm laughing so hard!

[sariku]

2. heheh...

When I read 'You can save men' I had an image of putting them on a cd-rom...

[HeeBGBz]

3. That's how Jesus does it

Saves your souls on a big heavenly cdrom.

[RevolutionaryActs]

4. did you see the "dating tips?"

"If he gets angry that you won't put out... Clarify to him that W.W.J.D. does NOT mean 'Who would Jesus Do.'"

[sariku]

14. I'm trying to come up with a rhyme

Whores for Christ?

Until you get to her "dating tips" that's exactly what it sounds like she is saying!

[RevolutionaryActs]

19. LOL I know! I think I'll laugh about this for a long time..

:D

[Taxloss]

5. 2. If he wants to hold your hand...Give him a Bible.

Wow. "Hand him a dead rat" suddenly has competition in the "World's biggest turn-off" stakes.

[Sparkly]

6. LOL

haHA!!

[HuskerDem]

37. "If he asks to COME inside"

7. If he asks to come inside...
Ask him if he has asked Jesus to come inside his heart.

EEEEEEwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!


I guess that means the poor fellow has to pull out.

[barb162]

7. I am stunned; I would not have believed it if I hadn't seen it

[janx]

8. Missionary?

Hmmm...

[janx]

9. There's a FORUM!

We can discuss things!

http://datetosave.com/forums/

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

21. Even better...

A tips page.

http://datetosave.com/christian_dating_tips.shtml

[Fla Dem]

31. It's scary actually, reading the rantings of the rabid religious right.

I really did not understand the depth of the hatred they have for anyone not conforming to their beliefs until I read some of the postings.

[sam sarrha]

10. the Gift store 'thong for God' gave this joke away...

[HuskerDem]

38. I guess Jesus would wear a thong

according to Tamara. Maybe she'll become a stripper for God, or a Vegas Ho for the holy spirit.

[distantearlywarning]

11. Is this serious or is this satire?

Seriously. I can't tell. Does anybody know for sure?

[janx]

13. I have joined the forum and am going to check it out.

[janx]

17. It's a mix. Either the site was created for satirical purposes

or some chose to use it for satire. In any case, there are some posting on the message board who are complete cynics, and there are some who are at least pretending to be serious.

[annabanana]

12. How many 2nd dates does she get with this plan?.............eom

[On the Road]

15. Tamara Seems to Have Quite an Operation Going

Complete with exit strategy:

"After he dumps you, tell him Jesus Christ will never leave him or forsake him."

This is no idle threat. She says:

(thanks to Jeff for the cool pictures and setting up the store. He was my 3rd missionary date. I don't love him anymore, but Jesus still does).

Sounds like she's developing a whole army of ex-boyfriends to do her bidding. Nothing like a youth, beauty, and a moral crusade to make you feel like you can simply use anyone in your path.

[JVS]

16. I am having a deep crisis of faith! Help save me now!

IS this page for real?

[janx]

18. I don't know!

[janx]

20. You think you are laughing hard? Look at this response to

my post!

Oh, I'm terrible...an old Congregationalist who worshipped Mark Twain, but...LOOK!

From: Jesusfreak503
To: janx
Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 9:37 pm
Subject: Hello
Hey Janx,
How's it goin? You made a posting regarding my picture, stating you found it immoral...I'm very interested to talk with you about this as I've never heard that before. Feel free to IM me if you're willing to talk about it, my IM name is JesusFreak050386 (that's AOL IM). Thanks, and God bless!!
Dan


I would like to ask Dan about the United Church of Christ...

[Dem2theMax]

22. Uh uh. I'm staying home.

It's CLASSIC MOVIE NIGHT! ;)

With germ free popcorn. :bounce:

[GrrrlRomeo]

23. That's disturbing

For some reason I'm envisioning a neon sign outside a whore house "Hot Women of the LORD Here!!!"

[The Flaming Red Head]

24. I had a friend who went to church to pick up new chicks

I asked him why and he said if you can't drink and you can't dance, the only thing you've got left to do is screw.

[GreenPartyVoter]

25. Whatever happened to not being unevenly yoked? *l*

http://timeforachange.bluelemur.com/

[jukes]

26. obviously

you *didn't* read the "questions" page, she totally begged that query away...

teases for jeasus!

[GreenPartyVoter]

28. I am SO not putting this site on "Would Jesus love a liberal?" *l* However

I am always happy to put up something that would help progressive Christians find each other. So far, I've only got Hippie Personals, which isn't spiritual, but hey it still helps ya find folks. :)

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Come and join the NEW Boston Tea Party!
http://timeforachange.bluelemur.com/index.htm#shopping

[Solly Mack]

27. I was reminded of the movie "Saved!"

[bleedingheart]

29. the message board is hysterical...

clearly a lot of Christians can't appreciate satire...

[GreenPartyVoter]

30. Ok, I HAD to add my two thoughts in their forum. I'm GPV.. Not hard to

figure that one out, though. *g*

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[atommom]

32. The Date To Save Classic Thong cracks me up!

Wouldn't a chastity belt be more appropriate?

And this site reminds me of a traveling evangelist couple, Brother Jed and Sister Cindy, who used to drop by and testify on my college campus in the old days. Sister Cindy used to be a bad girl, and described her debauchery in frightening terms: "I used to go disco dancing every night!" She went on her first date with Brother Jed, liked him, and invited him to come inside when he dropped her off that night. Fortunately, he told her she was going to hell for that, and thus her soul was saved. O8)

[noonwitch]

33. Is this a joke, like Landover Baptist?

Or is this girl for real? Because the tips she gives are not about safe dating, and could set a girl up for some serious problems.
She's basically encouraging girls to be teases for Christ.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

34. whore yourself out for GOD!

:puke:

[OxQQme]

35. BWAAAHAAAAHAAA

"Circle Church" indeed:
<snip>

This is my first post. To start off I must admit I am first and foremost a sinner. icon_twisted.gif I was born into sin you see, as we all were. icon_redface.gif The thoughts put in my head by Satan I must learn to control. You Tam, and others like you have taught me that much. As you will read, I am a work in progress.

The first time I went to church I admitted my sin and was immediately surrounded by very hot young Christian virgin women. They were very into the ministry of your site. This was a very welcome surprise (not that I had heard of your site at that time). They taught me a lot about dating hot Christian girls. When I admitted to loving one of them, she told me that Jesus loves me too. This not only made me feel kind of foolish, but also confused. Then I remembered the moment that I felt the closest to the Lord and decided to relive it. You know, for faith purposes.

The moment I felt closest to God was being in front of the church that first time, while all the hot virginal Christian girls circled around me. They were all focused on saving me, and some even began speaking in tongues. Needless to say, a "circle church" experience like this one is very hot. I was hooked right on the spot. Not converted yet, but hooked on the concept of getting there. I knew I wanted more.

After that first day of church no later than that very afternoon service, I was back in the church being bathed in tongues like there was no tomorrow. I couldn't get enough. Being in the middle of a bunch of very hot savory virgin Christian women while they "gang save" you is quite an experience, and one I've grown found of. I really like the fact that when I get an erection that the girls all start praying harder for me, some even taking the time out to lay their hands on me, while others drop to their knees. It's really quite a stimulating experience. I would highly recommend it if it wasn't so wrong to lust after it.

I know this kind of behavior is not appropriate, but that is part of what makes me a sinner. A sinner in desperate need of a good saving. Tam, what can I do to become saved if I enjoy the saving so much more than a Christian should? I find myself going from church to church lately. I want to give all the hot Christian virgin women that wanted to desperately save the Hell out of me a chance for them to do so. Is that so wrong?

To make a long story short, I think I've become strung out on Jesus... and I'm looking for my next fix. Tam, do you think you have the drive and stamina to date the Hell out of me? Although, I'm not really the type to go for one on one saving action at this point, I think you are hot enough to give it a try again. icon_idea.gif I can already imagine your hands on my hard body, a conduit to heaven itself and I can see you totally slain in the spirit Tam. Just the thought of it moves me in many places.

If things don't work out with Tam, I sure hope that you hot Christian girls never give up trying to save a poor soul like mine that is reaching out for something more. I'm telling you, I almost made it to the promise land last week, there is some hope for me left.

This is a 'yoke'. Right ?

[ironflange]

36. Insert appropriate "missionary position" joke here

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