I am about to explode

[itaintoveryet]

there is this right-wing asshole at my work who had his big yap open again this morning in the break room. he was stating how the US is fighting the wrong way in Iraq and that they should have "dropped the Neutron bomb on the Camel Jockeys in Fallujeh'. this ignoramus was so upbeat when Bush started the military action in Iraq and going on about how wonderful Bush was and how they were going to "take out Saddam". he also stated that the nuclear option should be used all over the ME but, of course, we should drop leaflets before doing so. this same asshole is a deacon at his church.

[AllyCat]

1. Moral values on the march!

This is the perfect guy to answer the question: "who would Jesus bomb?" although I suspect he already thinks Jesus is doing it.

[johnnie]

2. Of course he is a deacon

The only satisfaction I get about these type of people is they are going to be in for a wide awakening when they croak. No matter what is there after we die, it sure can't be anything good for those types of assholes.

[Xipe Totec]

15. This Isn't Hell, It Isn't Hot, and Hitler? What are you doing here!

The three most common statements made by Fundies waking up in the afterlife.

:evilgrin:

[Yuugal]

3. this same asshole is a deacon at his church.

why doesn't that surprise me?

[Inland]

4. Approval of Bush=desire to kill Muslims

That's how Bushites got past the fact that Bush let Osama go in order to invade Iraq, and got past killing civilians in Fallujah. They don't care which muslims get killed as long as some are killed.

[TalkingDog]

5. My husband's response to idiots like this....

"My, how Christ-like."

Deer in the headlights everytime. You can almost see the smoke coming from their ears as they have to actually stop and think about what he said and what they were saying.

Try it. You'll like it.

[RubyDuby in GA]

11. That is a fantastic idea

From now on I'll say "My how Christ-like of you. I must have been asleep when the Prince of Peace became the Prince of War."

[rkc3]

6. Your good deacon also has kiddie porn on his work computer.

Maybe not, but it might be worth checking out.

[babylonsister]

7. Violence begets violence?

Not very Christian of him, is it? :puke:

[Sara Beverley]

8. Ask him how many in his family are serving in Iraq?

And then ask him if was aware that he was a supporter of the unnecessary killing of 1,282 American soldiers for no good reason. Than tell him that you will pray for his soul.

[lonestarnot]

9. So why isn't he in Iraq fighting?

Glue some child war casualty pictures to his Bible. Go to his church and paste them to the hymnals. Give him a can of oil for Christmas and be sure to glue some bloody pictures of the war on the can.

[cap]

10. got an enlistment form ready???

give it to him ....

[OneTwentyoNine]

13. Yup...embarress his ass in front of other workers with an enlistment form

Tell him to fill it out while on break and you'll offer up your time to deliver it back to the Army recruiters. See how he acts when you tell him they'll be getting in touch with him in a couple of days.

Screamin Chickenhawk....

[lakelly]

12. Nothing surprises me anymore

So then that would be praise God and pass the ammunition.:nuke: :nuke:

[Kingshakabobo]

14. I love this logic from the same people that chanted

"He gassed the Kurds, he gassed the Kurds" when referring to the mass murderer Saddam.

[ArkDem]

16. I'm having the same problem...

I just ate an oversized bean burrito:hurts:

[rman]

17. that's an interesting way to liberate people

very compassionate

[GreenPartyVoter]

18. When he isn't looking, set his browser homepage to my site. *g*

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