If you could ask * one question,

[Danger Duck]

and get an honest answer(perhaps through the use of witchcraft, drugs, a clever t-shirt-whatever-)
What would you ask him?

[MrModerate]

1. "How do you sleep?" n/t

[Lenape85]

40. Ya took the words right out of my mouth

....

[indigobusiness]

42. That's what came to my mind, too.

It is such a wonder.

[tedzbear]

45. Ambien, probably.

Lots of it.

[indigobusiness]

52. Probably. That would probably make my skin crawl...

...most pills do. But, I'd just about try anything these days to lose the nagging dread of *'s sleep-filled daydream.

[Jo March]

2. Would you like for me to push you off of this cliff or

would you prefer to jump?

[bluestateguy]

3. "Why are your daughters not serving?"

[Deja Q]

4. 'Why?'

[ThorsHammer]

12. Same here (nt)

[leftofthedial]

5. one last smoke?

[bunkerbuster1]

17. "I can't find a vein. Could you squeeze a little tighter for me?"

j/k. honestly, I would probably ask him something about running. I wouldn't bother asking about anything political, because he'd just lie.

(on edit--realizing that he had to reply truthfully in this scenario? I'd ask him why he's so afraid of talking to people like me.)

[KansDem]

6. "After being told by Andy Card on 9/11 that 'we were under attack'...

...why did you sit and do nothing while thousands of our fellow citizens died?"

I've always wondered about this...

edited to add "why"

[kuozzman]

14. How do you go to sleep at night?

[JAbuchan08]

7. Do you believe the earth is only 8,000 years old

His answer to that question would answer a lot in my opinion. If he says yes he's capable of rationalizing anything.

On Edit: And if he's capable of rationalizing anything; he's capable of anything.

[Dees]

8. You, being the liar you are,

do you realize you're lying when you lie or is the lie you're telling such a huge lie that even lying about your lying is a lie?

[kc.ink]

35. too funny. . . . . .n/t

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

9. I'd look him straight in the eye and ask:

"Is there anybody in there?"
:shrug:

[McKenzie]

10. how come you can appear during daylight, unlike the other undead? n/t

[morgan2]

11. hook me up with a carlyle group board position

[Hunter_1253]

13. I'd ask him...

how on Earth did he think that cutting taxes and increasing spending could lead to anything but a huge federal deficit.

[BlueEyedSon]

15. The truth about 9/11....?

[Minstrel Boy]

16. What did Margie Schoedinger

ever do to you?

[4MoreYearsOfHell]

18. Haven't you hurt enough people?

Now go bugger off...

[alexisfree]

19. take me to your leader...

I want to talk to fucking dick no to *

[Yupster]

20. What did that squirrel say to you

in the cabinet meeting?

I just love that picture someone uses in their posts. It makes me laugh every time.

Sorry I can't remember who to give attribution to.

[Sara Beverley]

21. How do you sleep at night?

That's it.

[leftofthedial]

22. why did you invade Iraq?

really.

[paulk]

23. if I truly wanted an honest answer

on a subject he might actually know something about...

I'd ask him why the Rangers traded away Sammy Sosa.

[superconnected]

24. How does he sleep at night

First reply already asked, but I still wanna know.

[ilovenicepeople]

25. Who do you pray to,GOD or SATAN?

I allready know the answer,I just figured that I would give him a chance to tell the truth.

[Endangered Specie]

26. Any last words?

:evilgrin:

But the hague doesn't do capital punishment.... dang!

[NoSheep]

27. How can you be so stupid?

[akwapez]

28. Would you like a pretzel?

[number6]

29. When you die and go to hell ....

what are you going to do too keep yourself busy for eternity ?

oh, and say hi to Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson
Rummy, .. Cheney .. Wolfie ............ :evilgrin:
:evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin:

[Redleg]

30. "Wanna buy some wood?"

LOL

[Qanisqineq]

47. LMAO!

My husband was just immitating that last night while laughing like an imbecile! I laughed so hard I fell on the floor.

[cureautismnow]

31. "When You Meet Your Maker Someday..."

...how will you explain the 100K+ innocent souls that you removed from this life?"

[Doc_Technical]

32. Where were you on Friday, November 22, 1963?

n/t

[proud2BlibKansan]

33. How much do you pay for your coke?

Do you get a discount? And is it delivered to the White House or do you have to go to your dealer's place and pick it up?

[mitchum]

34. "When will humanity be rid of you?"

[kc.ink]

36. So what are you gonna be when you grow up??? n/t

[In Truth We Trust]

37. Are you actually proud to be the biggest F*cking failure in American Histo

ry???

Seriously given the premise of youir question I would ask him who picked sept. 11 as the "go" date for the traitorous attack on his own country. Then I would ask for evidentiary detail so that we can hang his sorry ass high at ground zero.

[njdemocrat106]

38. As John Lennon would say...

"How do you sleep?" (Yes, I know that song was directed at McCartney)

[corksean]

39. "Why don't you just f*^k off!"

[Aristus]

41. What's with the Mussolini-like obsession with military uniforms?

And did you borrow Il Duce's smirk? And swagger? And, well...everything else?

[elshiva]

43. Have you ever mown a lawn?

[sandnsea]

44. So... What's it like waging war against God????

[Piperay]

46. WHY do you hate America? nt

:-(

[TyeDye75]

48. Pull my finger?

Seriously; Pull my finger?

[4MoreYearsOfHell]

49. Do you think in English

or in Chimp?

[shayes51]

50. After everyone else asked all the really serious stuff,

I would ask "What WAS that thing on your back?"

[0007]

51. What does God look like?