Sucks to be you, Bernard Kerik

[Bucky]

<-- Not bad lookin' bu-uut...
But some real damn crappy taste in men. Waa-waa, I'm a fugly sheepdog

OK, we can all acknowledge power is an afrodesiac. But did you know that it also causes temporary blindness?

[Racenut20]

1. Not to mention all the $ he's picked up bein one of tha boys

[RoeBear]

2. What is his party affiliation?

Being from NYC I would have guessed he's a Dem.

[Bucky]

4. Yeh, but being a Giuliani appointee

I would've guessed that he's an amoral shyster looking to cash in on 9-11. And it looks like I'm right.

[itzamirakul]

6. Being Giuliani's best friend...

he would have to be Republican. Rudy would not have promoted him so many times if he wasn't.

[IrateCitizen]

8. His party affiliation is TOADY...

That's how he got the job as NYC police chief -- because he was Giuliani's bodyguard and was a yes-man to good ol' Rudy.

[Richardo]

3. 'Afrodesiac'?

He's black? ;)

[Bucky]

5. To quote the philosopher...

D'Oh!

[itzamirakul]

10. No, he is not black....

but when he was four, his mother took him from NYC to Cleveland, Ohio where she was a prostitute. (The NY Daily News referred to her as a "wild woman"). She abandoned him with her pimp's mother who might have been black. It is suspected that her pimp may have been the person who murdered Kerick's mother. Sometime later, his father came and got him and brought him back to NYC. So there might have been a black connection there. A long-shot...but what the hell...

[Richardo]

11. I was joking...

'afrodesiac' - see?

[itzamirakul]

12. Oh, (duh!) Well, I was gossiping...

:)

[roguevalley]

7. she dissed clinton about morality. she's one of the hardest most

cold blooded cows out there. what's her addie? I would love to offer my condolences. <G>

[Catherine Vincent]

9. She is a very attractive lady.

No comment on how he looks.:-)

[BiggJawn]

13. Maybe Bernie can get a job as Dr. Phil's stunt-double...

"Look, Mommie! Every time a TASER zaps, Bernie gets a BUCK!"

[Redleg]

14. This shitstorm couldn't happen to a more deserving prick.

I hope you like it, Bernard, you thugish fuckface.