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I call it 'Villainy'. It serves as a basic primer on the RW and also provides a little humor too.
Here is a preview of the 1st Act.
Villainy - A story about the RW
Act 1, Scene 1 – Coors Brewery, Early 70’s
Coors 1: Double, double, make our brew bubble.
Coors 2: Silence! Stop that, people are learning that our brewery is causing pollution, for that we must find a solution.
Coors 3: Silence! Besides, it messes with our preoccupation of total domination.
Coors 2: Silence! Today, I have found a man who can fix our problems; we will give him the plan.
(Enter Paul Weyrich)
Paul Weyrich: Hey, wait a second. This isn’t the annual Neo-Nazi convention.
Coors 3: We were right next door, you fool.
Coors 2: Silence! We want you to help us help you. For your right wing scheming we will give you money and power that is far beyond your current dreaming.
Paul Weyrich: Money… Power… Sure is a hard choice. Not! Count me in!
All Coors: Excellent! Here is some money to get started.
(Exit Paul Weyrich and all Coors)
Scene 2 – Committee for the Survival of a Free Congress
Paul Weyrich: What to do. What to do.
(Enter Richard Viguerie)
Richard Viguerie: Yo, Paul you want to go and support a group that wants to do some ethnic cleansing in some third world country?
Paul Weyrich: Sure, why not?
(Intermission)
Richard Viguerie: Man, that ROCKED! The rockets were flying, and seeing those poor women begging for mercy was awesome!
(Paul Weyrich and Richard Viguerie give each other a High 5)
Paul Weyrich: Now, I have a problem. Some Brewers want me give them support.
Richard Viguerie: Sounds like you need an army.
Paul Weyrich: In America? I don’t think so, buddy.
Richard Viguerie: No, no, no. I mean you need an army of supporters, die-hard voters, and activists.
Paul Weyrich: It sounds like a bunch of religious fanatics to me.
Richard Viguerie: And, I know the guy who can organize these fanatics, and his name is Jerry Falwell.
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