According to the bible Shrub and his cronies are going to hell

[Seeker30]

"Lying lips are an abomination to the Lord." Prov 12:22

"OUTSIDE ARE THE DOGS, AND THE SORCERERS, AND THE FORNICATORS, AND THE MURDERERS, AND THE IDOLATERS, AND EVERYONE WHO LOVES AND PRACTICES FALSEHOOD."
Rev 22:15

"Six things there are, which the Lord hateth, and the seventh His soul detesteth: haughty eyes, A LYING TONGUE, hands that shed innocent blood, a heart that deviseth wicked plots, feet that are swift to run into mischief, A DECEITFUL WITNESS THAT UTTERETH LIES, AND HIM THAT SOWETH DISCORD AMONG BRETHREN."
Prov 6:16-19

"He that speaks that which he knows, shows forth justice; but he that lies, is a deceitful witness."
Prov 12:17

[jimshoes]

1. Guilty

on all counts. So sayeth me.

[louis-t]

2. I think the neocon Bible has that page missing.

[iconoclastic cat]

3. You don't understand the Militant Fundigelican dogma: Belief = Heaven

According to those freaks, no matter what you do, if you vigorously and publicly declare your immaculate faith, you are assumed into their heaven.

[genieroze]

6. Thank GOD it's not up to them. eom

[ArkDem]

8. How about......

"Slow blinking politicians are an abomination to the Lord." Prov 13:13

[iconoclastic cat]

14. "Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade,

saying, 'Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals..." Armaments, 4:16 to 4:20

[ArkDem]

15. Very good!

[indepat]

4. Is the "reaping what ye sow" bit from the Bible? If so, a mountain of

reaping is surely acoming.

[sadinred]

5. Bible scares me no matter who it is pointing a finger at.

Scary stuff!! :scared:

[sam sarrha]

7. Joke, when it is time for the Shrub to meet St Peter at the Pearly Gates..

the shrub is about to waltz into Heaven like he owned that too,.. but St Peter stop him and explains the process, George feeling confident heaven is owed to him waits impatiently while St Peter goes through the Big Book.. St Peter discovers that the only thing George ever did for another human was when he was 5 years old and his mother gave him a quarter to put in the Poor Box in chruch...

not feeling that was much reason to get into heaven St Peter decides to check with god before dismissing a celebrity to hell... he explains to god about the lack of even acknowledging the suffering of others.. but there was the Quarter incident...

god thinks about it a while then says to St Peter, "Give him his Quarter Back and tell him to go to hell."

[journalist3072]

9. My Scripture for George W. Bush

If I could have George W. Bush's ears for a minute, and quote him a scripture, it would be this one from Matthew. It's one of my favorite scriptures.

(Mat 7:21-23 KJV):

Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven. (Mat 22) Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works? (23) And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

That scripture is so deep: "Depart from me, ye that work iniquity."

[blondeatlast]

11. Like I said, the entire book of Matthew.

Somehow they missed the entire thing... :shrug:

[journalist3072]

12. Yep!

I think you're absolutely right!

[hollowdweller]

16. That's the one I always think of when thinking about these fundamentalists

[blondeatlast]

10. Not to mention the entire book of Matthew.

Matthew is the Christian version of Nostradamus when it comes to the Bush administration.

[roguevalley]

13. It's easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than

for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven. I agree with you, honey.

[JaneEyrez]

17. Bush is a Satan worshiper...

Do a little Google on Skull and Bones and you'll find out that the ritual they undergo to become members are very definitely satanic rituals. Now, you may immediately be thinking "hogwash," but the Bible says that "by their works ye shall know them," and I don't think many of you folks would dispute that he is an evil man who does evil things. Primarily right now he is sacrificing young Americans and innocent Iraquis for the greed of the power elite and, some say, as a payback to Halliburton, who have certainly benefitted from this immoral war. Bottom line is, I don't care what you call him, the works of his mouth and his mind are almost without exception to cause pain and destruction and that, my friends, is the work of the Devil. Thanks.