LOL! get this... Jerry ("The Glutton") Falwell is an expert on FASTING!

[nostamj]

Fasting Can Change Your Life: True Stories of how God Has Used Fasting in the Lives of Today's Christian Leaders

Thirty-three of America's top Christian leaders talk about fasting as part of their walk with Christ.

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any guesses on how many SECONDS his fast lasted?



what was that DEADLY SIN that begins with a "G" Jerry???

Nostamj_blog

[neuvocat]

1. Thou shalt not bare false witness.

Some christian this guy is. He's really hit the wall.

BTW here's something for your blog.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=90&e=16&u=/ep/anotheriraqcasualtynearly900uskidslostaparentinwarscrippsfinds

[impeach the gop]

5. For a second I could have sworn that was Twiggy

He looks DEVINE!!!!

For a Ayatollahevangelist

[Ian David]

6. Hey, it works for "Doctor" Laura

"Doctor" Laura has written books on the importance of family and being sexually conservative.

Yet she's estranged from her mother and once posed naked for a series of pictures-- one of which featured her with her legs wide-open and... well, it's what they call "a beaver shot."

Here is an example, edited for the sake of modesty:

[parkenyc]

2. Fasting?

It really doesn't show.

[Sparkle]

3. Geeze! Did you have to post 3 pics of Fat Face Falwell?

[elehhhhna]

10. Look again--his slimming secret must be dioxin.

[illflem]

4. Falwell's method of fasting

means to shovel it down as fast as you can.
Fat Fuck.

[alvis]

7. Reminds me of a book Dr. Phil wrote about diets...

:eyes:

[Drifter]

8. He Fasts ...

between meals.

Cheers
Drifter

[Kingshakabobo]

9. Is he on that new DIOXIN diet? n/t

[Radio-Active]

12. Answer: Yes.

http://www.ejnet.org/dioxin/

[musette_sf]

11. Better send one

to that fat bastid John Hagee.

Should be called "Sneak Eating for Piety".

[nostamj]

14. or

"Sneak Eating Pie"?

[loathesomeshrub]

17. You beat me to mentioning that evil fucker!

[AlCzervik]

13. Mullah-heal thyself!

ya fat miserable bastard.

[knight_of_the_star]

15. Is this opposite day

And no one told me? Does that mean that if I passed my final today I failed it?

[nostamj]

16. no.

but, it was your FIRST and not your FINAL.

sorry. ;-)

[Bluebear]

18. Ha ha ha ha.

Thanks for the BELLY laugh!

[burythehatchet]

19. geez it's just a typo fergodsakes..he meant to say f-a-R-t-i-n-g

[Verve]

20. It looks like he may have cheated a bit. Snuck a cookie or 2 or 3 or .n/t

[NervousRex]

21. Jerry Fedwell

He does fast frequently everyday:

6:30AM Breakfast
7:00-10:30 FAST
10:30-11:00 Brunch
11:00-12:30 FAST
12:30-2:00PM Lunch
2:00-4:00PM FAST
4:00-6:00PM Dinner
6:00-9:00PM FAST
9:00-10:30PM Supper
10:30-MID Bottle of Maker's Mark
Mid-6:00AM FAST