Under what circumstances would you vote FOR Bush?

[doh_phooey]

What would "do it" for you?

1. Ten million dollars? (tax-exempt, of course)

2. The knowledge that a Bush victory in 2004 would ensure Hillary Clinton's running & winning in 2008?

3. Sex with Pam Anderson or Brad Pitt ... or both?

4. The threat of bodily harm* from Karl Rove and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

5. A request from Jesus himself (much like the one Bush got calling for the attack on Iraq)?

6. Other?

*or odor

Bushs GOOP America Slimed


:silly:

[NJCher]

1. nothing

There is nothing in the world, not even 10 million smackeroos, that could get me to vote for that pathetic dummy.


Cher

[Frances]

3. Same here

I could never vote for Bush

[WhoCountsTheVotes]

29. I would vote for Bush for $10 million dollars

I admit it, I would. If you say you wouldn't, you're either very rich, or a liar.

[w4rma]

35. No kidding. $10 million sells out alot of ethics

And I think folks should remember that when looking at why our country is in the toilet now. Most folks will sell out their ethics for alot less than $10 million.

[Brucey]

59. If...

If Hitler was the Democratic candidate and God was the Republican candidate, I would vote for Hitler. I don't believe them anymore. It doesn't matter who they are or what they say, if they are endorsed by the Republican party they will do bad things.

[Capn Sunshine]

67. At least you are honest

It's easy to say "never" until the check clears

Besides, I'd spend at least two million of it on impeachment lobbying
:nuke:

[Nazgul35]

85. If that makes you feel better....

but not everyone is driven by a need for large amounts of cash....I have a life style that is comfortable and allows me to do things that are more important than pursuing consumption at all costs....

I don't need a hummer (car that is :evilgrin:)

I don't need a 24 bedroom house on 1000 acres (unless buying it would save the undeveloped land portion from being turned into tennis courts by some freeper idiot...)

I just need enough money to be able to afford to get things fixed if they break, insure my family gets a decent education, healthcare, etc...and my current career allows for this....

So no...I would not vote for Bush under any circumstances....

[doh_phooey]

55. No Justice, No Piece ... Only Goop!

The president's chances of winning in 2004: Slime & None!

Let's clean up the "goop" and gunk in this town!


:silly:

[doh_phooey]

73. Kids 4 Bush!

more :silly:

[doh_phooey]

81. Rhymes w/ muck ...

:hurts:

[UTUSN]

84. Is "Hell Freezes Over" -------------Taken? n/t

[LearnedHand]

2. NOTA

:evilgrin:

[LeftCoast]

4. The thought makes me wanna

:puke:

[alphafemale]

5. You would know I was a "Pod People"

No other explanation.

I would have been turned into an emotionless, mindless drone.

You see me voting for bush I urge you to terminate me.

For the sake of all that is holy.

[scarletwoman]

6. NOTHING! NO WAY, NO HOW!

If someone were holding a gun to my head, I'd tell them to go ahead and shoot.

sw

[greekspeak]

7. If I cast my vote in a paralell universe

where Whistleass's counterpart (Ssaeltsihw) is the polar opposite of our Whistleass

[shugah]

8. we-ell, maybe for 10 million dollars...

i mean, what's one vote? ;-)

[HalfManHalfBiscuit]

13. Exactly, just move to DC

A Bush vote is worthless there.

[Dudley_DUright]

9. Six - Only under the influence

of a full frontal lobotomy. Otherwise not a chance in hell.

[baldguy]

10. I'd vote for Bush . . .

. . . to be impeached.

[laruemtt]

15. if they were going to hurt my family

or if i suffered some MAJOR brain damage, but i've told my husband to break both my legs so i can't vote if that happens.

[ryharrin]

11. If I voted for Bush, the $10 million wouldn't have to be tax-exempt.

With a bush re-selection, people making $10 million a year won't have to pay taxes at all anymore.

[ComerPerro]

60. No kidding

Ten million tax free dollars. Because rich people have it so hard, they shouldn't have to pay taxes.

[StandWatie]

61. it's expensive being rich

[teknomanzer]

68. ten million and tax free...

That could only happen to a Republican. The rest of us can eat sh**. And since none of these scenarios will ever be presented to me I would like to say I will NEVER vote for a Bush. Not even if future generations of Bush-like scum turn and become Democrats.

[aquart]

12. Nothing.

Really, with what he's doing to the dollar, that ten million wouldn't make it out the door.

[grytpype]

14. Never.

Death before Dishonor.

[diamondsoul]

16. You know, I considered choosing #6. other-

I thought maybe I would if there was a gun to my babies' heads. And then I realized that I despise these people so intensely that I'd rather we all die than live under another 4 years of BFEE.

Having said that, my correct answer is not in your list, so "NOT A F*CKING THING ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH!"

[bookman]

17. I was going to say no way..

..but I live in Texas. So the 10 mil is attractive.

[doh_phooey]

19. Remember that show "Let's Make A Deal"?

Pretend I'm Monty Hall. What if I threw in the sex WITH the ten million dollars. That's right, ten million dollars and sex with Pam or Brad. (Unless you want to go for what's behind door #3.)

:silly:

[GiovanniC]

88. Not a big fan of Pam

But if you could work out a deal with ten million dollars and sex with Charlize Theron and/or Ashley Judd, I'd consider it. Plus, I'd just get my mom to vote Democratic and it'll cancel out anyway.

[salin]

18. Rigged voting machines

and I voted for the opposition - but the software (intentionally) reads it as a vote for bush.

Can't see it happening under any other condition.

[madmax]

20. No way, No how, NOT EVER!!!

I hate the sumbitch with every once of my being.

[Kazak]

21. I'd vote for Darth Vader...

before I'd vote for that psycho maniac.

[Darranar]

22. I'd accept the ten million...

if I was allowed to donate the entire thing to the Democratic candidate's campaign.

[Walt Starr]

23. If Lieberman were to be nominated

I would think about doing it out of spite right before voting third party or casting no vote for president.

[Demobrat]

24. I would do it on one condition.

An absolute, positive guarantee that exactly one week after his innauguration, he would show up plastered to a press conference, lose it totally, become a drunken, ranting, raving, lunatic, threaten reporters with boldily harm, piss himself and then fall over, crack open his skull and have to be rushed to the hospital, where he would live as a vegetable forever after.

Nah. On second thought, then Cheney would be president. No. Never Under no conditions at all. None ever.

[burr]

25. I might...

If he picked Al Sharpton as his running mate, Kucinich as his Secretary of State, Sweeney as Labor Secretary, Reich as Education Secretary, Dean as Treasury Secretary, Edwards Attorney General, Ralph Nader to head the EPA, Max Cleland Secretary of Defense, Graham CIA director, Gephardt as commerce secretary, Jim Hightower for Agriculture Secretary, and pushed for Mike Malloy as chairman of the FCC.

He would also need to legalize stem cell research, repeal his taxcuts the patriot act and no child left behind, cut $100 billion out of invasion spending, and pass national healthcare. Then I would consider voting for him, but only if he made a pledge to resign on January 21. ;)

[xxqqqzme]

26. I would have 2 B

'Weekend Bernie' & someone would have 2 drag my lifeless body to an absentee ballot and move my lifeless hand - then they would B struck by lightning!

[hlthe2b]

27. I'd be happy to vote for him...

to incarcerate him! (as a member of a jury)

[xcentrik]

28. If I were on fire...

and he was holding the world's last fire extinguisher.

[midnight armadillo]

30. One condiftion...

...I'd vote for Bush if and only if the only other choice was Lyndon LaRouche and write-ins were punishable by death.

[Kathy in Cambridge]

31. When Hell Freezes Over

.

[depakid]

47. Careful- Fox News may report....

That it's already happened.

[Dirk39]

32. Hey all you traitors, communists, terrorists...

for ten million dollars I immigrate to the USA and vote for Bush anytime, being the real patriot I am...
What's wrong with all you liberal bad minded DUers?
See you pretty soon, still in Germany,
Dirk

[WillyT]

33. What About You TDubyaA, What Are Your Circumstances ???

Just curious.

:shrug:

BTW - I tend to avoid contemplating at what point I would whore myself. But then, that's just me.

[doh_phooey]

39. I vote for Quisp!

:)

[WillyT]

40. Huh ???

:shrug:

[doh_phooey]

41. If I were Dr Evil and someone gave me 100 Million Dollars

"right"

[HereSince1628]

34. When the GOP pushes my dead hand against the touchscreen...

God help me!!! implications of electronic voting AND personal death...

[Chovexani]

36. The Imperius Curse

Whistle-Ass has a lot of Death Eaters out there...

[calimary]

66. Lucius Malfoy is running his campaign, I'm sure.

100 million dollars wouldn't do it. 100 trillion dollars wouldn't do it. I won't be bought. ESPECIALLY by, or for, a republican.

[kodi]

37. massive, really massive brain trauma.

.

[ButterflyBlood]

38. answers

1. yes, since I would be able to donate it to the Dem's campaign and do more damage to him than my single vote would do (of course if I didn't get it until after the election, I'd just take out huge monster lones, or run up a huge credit card debt knowing I can pay it back later)

2. NO

3. Nope. Pam is hideous and I'm not intersted in men

4. no

5. hehe, not likely

6. nope

[hedgetrimmer]

42. i have not nor will i vote for georgie....under any circumstances

even a gun to my head, empty the chamber... i am not voting for that...

[ElkHunter]

43. I would vote for Bush...

...If he made Dennis Kucinich Secretary of Labor, Rep. Jim McDermott Secretary of Defense, let the ACLU choose his judicial appointments and Attorney General, appointed Ralph Nader Commerce Secretary, made Carl Pope Secretary of the Interior and ordered Dick Cheney to stand on the steps of the Capitol Building and kiss Hillary Clinton's arse.

[hedgetrimmer]

48. not me......... bush will still be the man with the title president....

[Fleshdancer]

44. Only if my daughter was kidnapped and a bush vote was the ransom. n/t

[BiggJawn]

46. Same here.

And once she was safe, oh, would those slimey bastards PAY!

Otherwise, you can threaten to to have AHH-Nuld skull-fuck me and shock me to death with TinMan's pacemaker and I still wouldn't vote for Chimpy.

[IndianaGreen]

45. I will vote to convict Bush of war crimes

and that is the only way I would vote for Bush!

[Stuckinthebush]

49. If Satan - the Prince of Darkness - got the Dem nomination

Wait a minute...no...I'd vote for Satan over Bush.

Nevermind.

[SiobhanClancy]

50. Barring the unimaginable

such as my only child being taken hostage for my vote,there is NO way I would ever vote for someone who I've become convinced is the most dangerous individual to ever hold the office.

[Generic Other]

51. If I had to choose between giving him a blowjob or voting for him

I still wouldn't vote for him.

Now I am sick.

:puke: :puke: :puke:

[Glade]

52. Under what circumstances would U vote for *?

If we were playing a game of Survivor, The Weakest Link, Big Brother, Fox Boot Camp, or best of all -- Dirty Rotten Cheater...

[roguevalley]

53. none

I want the world and everyone in it to survive.
No circumstance. Ever.

[Kool Kitty]

54. There hasn't been enough money printed in any

country that would make me vote for him.

[HawkerHurricane]

56. Modified #4

You couldn't threaten me enough, but go after my kids...

[doh_phooey]

58. after your kids?

But didn't Bush say he would leave no child behind?

[laura888]

70. what do those striped colors mean? n/t

n/t

[poskonig]

57. If the Democrats ran Tom Delay.

Then I would vote for the lesser of two evils.

NOT!

[doh_phooey]

62. I thought it was the lesser of two evildoers

Or is "evildoer" out of fashion?

[jab105]

63. NOTHING!

I refuse to sell my soul to the devil for any price!

[doh_phooey]

64. everyone has a price

What if George "made you an offer you couldn't refuse"?

:spank:

[doh_phooey]

65. Who left the bigger stain on the White House?

[karlschneider]

69. I will. When he runs for the Leavenworth (or Gitmo) billiards team capt.

edit: fixed a typo

:D

[doh_phooey]

76. he's concluding his speech as I type this

What a speech! He's guaranteed to whine!

:puke:

[0rganism]

71. An absolute guarantee that he'd be impeached & removed the first week

(and the $10 million would be icing on the cake)

[VOX]

72. Now you're talking!

Good one, Organism.

:toast:

[Solly Mack]

74. there doesn't exist a mind creative enough to come up

with any circumstance that would find me casting a vote for that malaprop...

[doh_phooey]

75. Wait

You haven't heard the president's speech. He'll be on in a couple of hours with a "big" speech.

:P

[uhhuh]

92. How About This??

I would vote for the chimp for the sheer fun of it IF:

1)He was constantly covered by a virulently hostile media.


2) REAL Democrats held a majority in the 80% range in both houses.

and 3) "Free speech zones" around his events would be eliminated.

Now THAT would be entertainment!!!!


Of course, under those circumstances, he would never get elected, but if he could be elected, I would do it for the few days he would be in office before resigning in disgrace.

oh, and 4) The ability for the president to sign executive orders or declare National emergencies is suspended, and he has no access to the button.

[Desertrose]

77. absolutely no way I'd ever ever vote for him...EVER!

ever ever ever....
did I say EVER?

Peace
DR

[Zero Gravitas]

78. None whatsoever

I would vote for Cthulhu before I would vote for Bush*.

[in_cog_ni_to]

79. NOTHING!

I hate, despise, detest, abhor that man.

[spanone]

80. If he immediately resigned.

[doh_phooey]

82. Then Cheney would be president

Is that what you want?

[whathappened]

83. vote for jr.

let me see , um , well , i think in no way ,shape, or form would i vote for this 2 bob s.o.b for anything but , sending him to the land of iraq where he loves the people so well he is willing to give our country away to the devil

[Clark Can WIN]

86. I would vote for bush when

[doh_phooey]

87. White House 4 $

http://www.whitehouseforsale.org/

[Best_man23]

89. Between voting for Dumbya and chopping off my hand

Give me the hatchet.

[efhmc]

90. I was dead and someone voted for me by proxy.

[absolutezero]

91. i would vote for bush...

if the ballot were a question...ie

who is the worst president ever?
Who do you want to see impeached?
Who looks like a constipated monkey? :evilgrin:

[snyttri]

93. If Bush, Rumsfeld and DeLay were the only choices.

[Castilleja]

94. A dominant republican hand grafted on top of my own hand?

That would be about it. Maybe the money, since you could later use it to undermine him. :shrug: But after all I have learned here, I couldn't imagine doing it if I were in my right mind...

*At first read I thought #3 said sex with Pam Anderson and Will Pitt! :o
Note to self: READ things, don't just skim!!!

[Shadowen]

95. Heh-heh.

If I knew beforehand he were going to die in an unfortunate accident...like Paul Wellstone.

[nemo137]

96. 6.

if all liberal parties were outlawed, the liberatarians weren't running, and his only opposition came from out and out fascists and falangists.

[doh_phooey]

97. What if the economy turned around and

we had huge surpluses again and peace broke out in the middle east and Iraq became a democracy and ... that's a lot to do in just one year, but that's what Bush has if he's going to win.

It would take a miracle. It would require superhuman feats. It would require divine intervention! (Or at least judicial.)

[Name removed]

98. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[VOX]

99. Hey, eagle24 -- try this magic number:

209.157.64.200

It'll take you home faster than a click of your glass slippers.

[OldSoldier]

100. You forgot one...

6. If he was running for dogcatcher?

And even then I'd have to think long and hard...and probably wouldn't anyway.

[doh_phooey]

102. Dogcatcher?

He dropped Barney. Nuff said.

[CoffeePlease1947]

101. I would vote for him for $10 million but...

I would spend $5 million on TV ads speaking against him.

Mike

[ProfessorGAC]

103. A Six Trillion Metric Ton Asteroid. . .

. . .is streaking toward earth at 50 million kph, and will unavoidably hit the earth the day after election day.

I figure what the heck, might as well have him in there and take the blame.
The Professor

[doh_phooey]

104. If an asteroid did hit and destroy the earth

... Bush would probably propose tax cuts.

:P

[Cat Atomic]

105. Other: If I had a lobotomy.

.

[Uzybone]

106. Id do it for $10 million

then again I live in Texas. His electoral votes are already a safe bet in this cesspool.

[doh_phooey]

107. Fuzzy math

87 billion - 10 billion ... still need 77 billion to pay for the war.

[Individualist]

108. Not even if hell freezes over!!

Under no circumstances would I vote for treasonous chimpy.

[doh_phooey]

109. GLADE?

I got a message but I don't know what to make of it:

<<Subject: Slime?
Message: I just saw that picture...
Just how much Y.C.D.T.O.T.V. do you have?>>

What is YCDTOTV?

(if anyone knows what that is, feel free)

:shrug:

[Lindsey]

111. Hey Nazgu135

I really like your answer because I feel the same way. My God...how much money do people really need?!?!?! I'm happy in my one bedroom apt. with my cat, a computer, a job I love, my health, my friends, and the ability to go to San Diego and Big Bear(from L.A. where I live) every now and then. I've never been turned on by "things." I swear to God, if a gun was held to my head I'd say "go ahead and shoot 'cause living in this country under his regime has been worse than I think even the most pessimestic of us could have POSSIBLY imagined. ..."give me liberty or give me death."

[doh_phooey]

112. Nazgu?

Now I'm even more confused. You sure you're responding to the right person.

It's probably time to go to bed. Maybe it will make sense in the morning.

nite

[Glade]

113. Do you just say "I DON'T KN_W?"

try this
http://www.ycdtotv.com

[doh_phooey]

115. oh ...

Those pics I found on Google.

YCDTOTV I thought was some kind of cyber lingo. I didn't know it was a TV show. I've never even heard of it. It seems like Nick's show, the name of which I can't remember at the moment.

Thanks for clearing that up.

nite

[peterh]

110. never...just not going to happen, but....

there is a side to me that would love to see the runt get his 39% (that's a lock folks) and the Dem get 41% while a 3rd party gets the other 20%....only then will a major party president take notice on where he's about to tread.

[Terwilliger]

114. nothing...no reason...never

GW Bush has earned my contempt