Breaking: Bush awarded Trifecta Patent # 911911911181818181818.

[TruthIsAll]

Its Bush's patented 9/11 Terrorist, get your ratings up, scare the bejeesus out of the seniors week. Can't wait for his speech telling us the great progress that has been made since 9/11.

Be on the alert for 4 terrorists. If you see them, please report it to the FBI. They are probably dark-skinned. And the FBI is asking for the help of all 6.5 billion people on the planet in finding these guys. They may be planning another Trifecta event.

Oh, by the way, 9/11 is almost here. Have you bought new flags yet?
Looks like it's going to be another week of comtemplation, resolve and determination. The festivities will start Sunday, when Bush gives his speech.

And don't forget to watch the soon-to-be classic drama starring the heroic, fast-moving very popular war president who inspired us all as soon as the first plane hit. Remember, he has said TWICE that he saw THE FIRST PLANE HIT THE WTC LIVE, so he was able to respond immediately.

The networks promise that he won't tell us lies this time, cause they won't let his mouth move.